Now that the words have been spoken, you have to learn them. Fortunately, I have been listening to him singing a lot in the past six months in Dachun. I am very familiar with the tune and lyrics. I can still sing along after overcoming my sense of shame.
While walking and singing, Dachun returned to the familiar safe area of Chaishan Mountain, where the mountains were still filled with folk songs and the sound of logging. It's just that there are not as many players transporting firewood today as before.
Just then, Dachun saw a familiar player figure sitting alone with his head bowed next to the burnt charcoal fire on the roadside.
Dachun was surprised: "Brother Chui?"
Zhang Huchui raised his head numbly and smiled bitterly and tiredly: "It turns out you are really singing. I have been waiting for you here all night."
Dachun was shocked: "Wait for me? Spend the night outdoors? Are you afraid you can't think about it?"
Zhang Huchui scratched his arms that were bitten red by mosquitoes and stood up tiredly. He looked at Dachun's military commander talisman with a shocked and complicated expression: "Sure enough, your ranking is already 103rd. The gang arranged for me to give it a try for the last time. "
Dachun's face darkened: "What do you mean?"
Zhang Huchui said dejectedly: "It's not interesting. I think I'm a waste. I haven't been able to accomplish anything since time travel. Dachun... Actually, I don't have the right to call you directly now, but I call you Chun." Brother, you are awkward..."
Incoherent!
Dachun asked: "Just call me Dachun. Does the gang call you to persuade me to join the gang?"
Zhang Huchui sighed: "Yes."
Dachun sneered: "If you don't join the gang, then Brother Ji will kill you and me?"
Zhang Huchui shook his head and said seriously: "Brother Ji doesn't dare to mess with you. Have you read the system messages? The top five bosses are here. You are qualified to make friends with any of them, but Brother Ji will be very embarrassed." . As for me, I’m a loser. I don’t need Brother Ji to kill me. I’ll just die on my own.”
After saying that, he staggered towards the mountains.
Dachun said in shock: "Where are you going?"
Zhang Hu blew a wry smile without looking back: "I'm going to take a chance. I don't have high requirements, just 4 stars!"
Dachun was shocked!
What the hell! Play this game? What's the difference between this and Sapo who cries, makes trouble and hangs himself!
Xiao Wu said in a deep voice: "He really wants to die! No - it feels like..."
Dachun was surprised: "What?"
Xiao Wu rubbed his eyes and said blankly: "I feel like I'm already dead..."
"What?!"
Xiao Wu shook his head and looked confused: "Anyway, I really want to die, more than you did yesterday! Is he your friend?"
friend? We had diarrhea together and talked a lot, and there was no value in using each other. It was impossible to say how good the relationship was. If he wanted to borrow money, he would definitely not borrow it. His views have changed even more since he joined the gang. I guess he doesn't have much hope in this kind of relationship?
Maybe it’s because I’m unsocial, indifferent and not enough of a friend?
Dachun was moved and shouted: "Wait a minute! What if I join the gang?"
Zhang Huchui was shocked and turned around excitedly: "As long as you tie that silk belt to prove that you have joined the gang, everything else is open to discussion. I don't know the details."
Damn it!
Dachun asked Xiao Wu: "Brother Wu, do you think I should do it?"
Xiao Wu sighed: "It's always worth it if you can save someone's life."
Fine. In the past, no matter how poor I was, I would never join a gang. That was called toughness. Now that you are rich, you join a gang. This is called loyalty. You don't want to embarrass your friends and take care of the face of this chicken brother.
Dachun shouted: "I join the gang! But I don't care about all the messy things in the gang!"
Zhang Huchui rushed over with tears streaming down his face and held Dachun's hand tightly: "Brother! Thank you!"
Dachun was very uncomfortable. His hands were cold. How frightened was he?
Zhang Huchui added: "It's not convenient for me to go back to the city with you, lest the big guys see that you just joined the gang temporarily, I'll stay here for the whole day first."
Dachun sighed: "Okay, then you should pay attention. The monsters outside may have changed a bit now."
"Don't worry, if something goes wrong, I will follow these woodcutter back..."
Dachun sighed with emotion. With Zhang Huchui's personality, when he met such a mysterious general, and she was also a female general, he was able to hold back and not ask anything!
After Zhang Hu Chui, Xiao Wu seemed to have lost his enthusiasm for singing, and he accompanied Dachun to the city gate thoughtfully and without words.
From a distance, I could see Crippled Master waving, and next to Crippled Master, there was a row of gang members waiting for him.
Seeing Dachun appear, they squinted and took a look, confirming that their arms were wearing silk belts, and immediately shouted in unison: "Welcome Brother Chun back from cultivation!"
Pretending to be familiar with me, veteran cadre treatment? Who are you pretending to show?
Dachun suddenly noticed a man in white smiling at him and holding his hand. This is? The first person in the legend!
Are you pretending to show it to him, fearing that he will poach me? How can it be! If it were the legendary beauty Qian Qiuxue who dug me, it would be about the same. Aren't they here to pick up the pieces? Why don't you go out?
Dachun also bowed his hands in return, and then shouted to the crowd at the city gate: "Brother Chun Nima, just call me Dachun. How many times have you said this?"
The gang members were extremely cooperative: "Yes, Brother Dachun!"
Okay, let’s give Brother Zuji some face in front of outsiders.
Then Dachun came to the lame master and said, "Hello, lame master!"
The sadness in Lame Ye's eyes flashed away, and he returned to his usual smoothness: "Little Zaizai, do you know what the drought is about?"
Dachun said in surprise: "I understand!"
Lame Master said solemnly: "That's fine, go and reveal the merit list. If you can answer it clearly, there will be a big reward! Even if you don't understand the answer, there will be a progress reward just for being able to meet the adults."
Damn it! Can I still take a make-up exam? This merit list might reward someone with an official position! But Zhongyi Hall is a secret, so it’s impossible to tell it?
The crowd was even more shocked and in an uproar, but they still cooperated: "As expected of Brother Da Chun!"
You are so clever! Then I am smart too, it is impossible for Zhongyi Hall to tell anyone.
Dachun just went to the notice wall surrounded by Xiaowu and the gang. Such a big battle seems to be the treatment of a deputy gang leader, right? In fact, you are spying on me, right?
This battle immediately attracted the attention of a certain big shot. In Dachun, he felt a scent of rouge blowing towards his face, and Qian Qiuxue, dressed in white like snow, appeared floating in the scent.
Everyone in the gang exclaimed with great knowledge: "The wind escape talisman of the beautiful boss!"
This fresh fragrance and this grand appearance instantly stunned Dachun! Fairy? How many Internet celebrities have become popular? Is this the strength of the third-ranked female boss?
Qian Qiuxue asked with a smile: "Hello, Brother Dachun?"
This smile that resembles melting ice and snow and blooming spring flowers really flattered Dachun: "Hello, hello!"
Qian Qiuxue looked up and down: "I have often investigated your Yongchang Gang. Didn't you exist before?"
This is trying to win over me! Never before has a beauty of this caliber taken the initiative to talk to me! Go to hell with your dick, go to shit!
Dachun was so excited that it was indescribable: "I am practicing in secret..."
Qian Qiuxue's eyes stayed on Dachun's pants, her nose twitched and her smile froze: "Those are your pants?"
Worse! ? My diarrhea pants!
Dachun only knew that he had a lot of diarrhea last night, but he was so tired that he forgot to deal with it. Looking at it now, it’s just... Why didn’t Xiao Wu, the tiger, remind him?
Everyone in the gang immediately covered their noses and replied loudly and confidently: "That's right, Da Chunge has shit his pants!"
“Da Chungola never uses straw paper to pull down his pants, just wait for them to dry naturally!”
Dachun panicked, this beauty is a mysophobic! These dogs are deliberately ruining my image and destroying my good deeds!
As expected, Qian Qiuxue had an indescribable expression on her face: "You are busy, I will continue shopping!" After saying that, he turned into wind and left again...
Damn it! Da Chun’s heart is broken!
Forget it, anyway, Dachun has rich experience in failed blind dates, and he also knows that there will be no results if the gap between the two parties is too big. But the good thing is that it left a deep impression on her and she won't forget it. In the future, when I am stronger and more neatly dressed...will I still have a chance?
Just as he was lamenting, another hurried voice came from the street: "Brother Da Chun, right? I heard that you recruited a female general, let's make friends!"
Needless to say, this is the virtue of the No. 2 person! I just don’t want to make friends with this kind of person.
Dachun turned around helplessly and met his eager gaze and familiar playful smile. A smell of alcohol hit her face!
Dachun was suddenly startled: "Boss, I..."
Jian Donglai directly hooked up with each other like an old friend for many years: "I'm not a big shot, it's just luck. I only have two hobbies, one is making friends, and the other is collecting female generals. We can exchange experiences!"
Dachun felt uncomfortable being hooked: "Boss, my clothes and pants are a little dirty!"
The crowd immediately started shouting: "That's right, Brother Dachun's pants are full of shit! There's even shit underneath his clothes!"
Jian Donglai waved his hands to everyone impatiently: "It doesn't matter!"
As he waved his hand, Dachun keenly caught a flash of cold light in his eyes. Dachun couldn't help but feel a tremor in his heart. This was not an ordinary person!
People on the forum said that he was only half-experienced in modern fighting, at the level of a soldier at most. But he happened to be ranked second in the country in Kuaiji, a place where the Three Kingdoms had no presence, and he also got a female general that ordinary expert players could never expect! Is this man really a drunkard and a womanizer?
Jiandonglai's arms tightened and he shook Dachun: "Brother Dachun, how are you?"
To be honest, Dachun was used to being aloof from others, and he really had no experience in dealing with such a fractious character. He couldn't help but be confused: "Wang Yuanji's experience?"
Jian Donglai laughed: "That's right! Sun Luban is even more exciting!"
I don’t have a flying charm! Dachun said awkwardly: "Boss, firstly, I am not a famous general, and secondly, I am... dead!"
Jian Donglai sighed: "General stars can be resurrected, I'm here to investigate and help! By the way, do you want to know the strength of the Wang family in Donghai, Kuaiji?"
Dachun couldn't keep up with his rhythm at all: "I'm all ears!"
Jian Donglai said: "The Wang family of Donghai is the descendant of Qin general Wang Jian. Do you know how awesome Wang Jian is in destroying Chu? Not only can he fight, but he also has the highest emotional intelligence. He is the only famous general in Qin who died a good death."
Dachun got involved: "It was Wang Jian who held 600,000 troops to attack Chu. He asked the King of Qin for houses and fiefs five times, which dispelled the suspicion of the King of Qin!"
Jiandonglai laughed: "Brother Dachun is so knowledgeable, I will definitely make you my friend!"
Damn it! I feel completely led by him!
Jian Donglai sighed: "Then at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was Wang Lang who promoted the prosperity of the Wang family in Donghai. It's just that Wang Lang's performance in the novel was poor, which inadvertently made players look down on Kuaiji. So I chose Kuaiji to start, which is actually a mistake. , no one can compete with me, good luck! The main industries of the Wang family in the East China Sea are shipping, fishing, salt and rice. Even the immortals in Penglai are envious and want to do business with the Wang family! As for me, I just want to bring the entire immortal family treasure ship with me. A group of beauties are floating around on the sea. Who said there are no luxury yachts in the Three Kingdoms..."
At this point, Jian Donglai whispered again: "Let me tell you a secret. There is a Queen Beimihu over there in Japan. Because she was canonized by Cao Wei, she can be regarded as a figure in the Three Kingdoms. She has some magical skills. I just want to get her. .Don’t tell others!”
Dachun's brows jumped wildly when he heard this. His way of making friends was actually the same as Zhang Huchui's, which was to chat and brag all the time. The difference is that he does have the ability to brag and must take it seriously.
While he was talking, the bounty notice wall arrived. Dachun stepped forward to reveal the list.
The guard guarding the list shouted: "Little boy, if you dare to pick up the ball randomly, you will be beaten!"
Dachun said: "It's not a random pick-up, Master Lai called me to pick him up."
The guard didn't talk nonsense: "Follow me, and the rest of the crowd will disperse!"
Jian Donglai could only laugh: "You go to work first!"
Dachun breathed a sigh of relief, finally getting rid of it! It's just that things like getting promoted and making a fortune, such as unveiling the list, seem not worth mentioning in his eyes. The "Wang Family of Donghai" where he belongs is indeed anything but trivial.
