Chapter 2: I, Wu Dalang, can’t do it? This is enough for you to see!

Style: Historical Author: as usualWords: 1856Update Time: 24/02/20 15:49:15
Hearing this voice, Lin Bai's body trembled again, and he almost cried.

In his previous life, he was also a person who read a lot of novels.

In those martial arts novels, which protagonist doesn’t have a few golden fingers for picking up girls? Are there not one or two cliffs where you can pick up unique treasures?

Since they can reach the pinnacle of life, why can't I, Wu Dalang, do the same?

If you’re not handsome, you’re not worthy of being the protagonist?

I, Wu Dalang, have decided to play the leading role, and even Jesus can’t stop him!

At this moment, Lin Bai felt that he could do it again, and the fire of hope ignited in his heart again.

It was as if he had already seen his beautiful and brilliant future, where endless flowers and applause were waiting for him.

At the same time, a panel that only Lin Bai could see appeared in front of him.

[Host: Lin Bai]

[Current identity: Wu Dalang]

[Appearance: -50]

[Height: 144Cm]

[Stature: -50]

[Charm: -50]

[Stamina value: -50]

[Current identity: Cooking cake seller]

[Evaluation: A product that combines almost all the shortcomings of human beings, like an inferior race with incomplete evolution. This life is very fast, and it will pass quickly after enduring it. Come on! 】

Seeing this panel, Lin Bai couldn't help but feel sad for Wu Dalang.

As the saying goes, the hemp rope will always break at the thinnest point, and bad luck will always find the unfortunate.

This Wu Dalang is a typical representative of this sentence.

Wu Dalang is one of the people at the bottom of society, with no culture, no self-awareness, no status, and no dignity.

You have to bend your head and bow your head when you see anyone, and you have to greet everyone with a smile. You have been humbled to the core throughout your life.

Moreover, his parents died young and he did not feel the feeling of being taken care of. He was bullied and looked down upon, and he had to take care of his younger brother Wu Song.

Some people spend their entire lives making up for their miserable childhood, but what about Wu Dalang? He never had a childhood at all and was miserable all his life.

It can be said that Wu Dalang's life was extremely sad. He was diligent and honest in selling cooking cakes. He was also very kind. He didn't do many good things, but he never did bad things. But in the end, he ended up with no bones left. His fate was such that he could not even take a look at his only brother in the world before he died.

He once thought that God began to favor him, gave him a beautiful wife, and made his younger brother a famous tiger-fighting hero. He was extremely happy and thought that his life would be full of hope.

But unfortunately, all this beauty was eventually destroyed by God and turned into a tragedy.

Moreover, God was really unfair to him. His life was already miserable enough, but he was allowed to have an almost ridiculous image that has been passed down for thousands of years. He was ridiculed by future generations at regular intervals and became a laughing stock.

God, how unfair!

Lin Bai fluttered his 50cm short legs and said in his heart: "I, Wu Dalang, will go against the will of heaven this time!"

[System introduction: The system will awaken different templates, and the host will use the collected popularity points to add different attributes to gain growth! 】

[The growth section has been awakened successfully....]

[Section 1: Body Template]

[Body tiles: The host can use the popularity value to upgrade the tiles]

[Novice Protection Task: Earn 100 copper coins, completion reward: 20cm growth in any part of the body]

[Novice treasure box opened: Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the legendary scallion pancake making method]

After seeing this information, Lin Bai suddenly felt no longer sleepy.

Growth of 20cm!

Moreover, the system said that it can increase 20cm in any part of the body.

Any part...

Lin Bai couldn't help but glance down at his almost nonexistent guy, and then at Pan Jinlian, who was lying beside her wearing a bellyband, as plump and alluring as porcelain in the moonlight.

Needed, so needed!

Lin Bai suddenly lost his sleepiness. Pan Jinlian fell asleep, and he was beside him, studying the system seriously.

After gaining popularity points, you can use the popularity points to purchase things in the system mall.

And what made Lin Bai even more unexpected was that although there was only one body panel awakened now, there was still a dazzling array of everything in the system mall!

Some increase body length, some increase strength, some increase muscle explosive power, some increase body reaction speed, durability, and increase facial appearance...

All in all, as long as it has anything to do with the body, it can be found in almost every aspect.

Wonderful~

In this joyful mood, Lin Bai fell into a deep sleep.

I don’t know how much time passed.

"Boom!"

Lin Bai suddenly felt as if his body had been kicked by something.

Then he rolled off the bed and fell heavily to the ground.

When he opened his eyes, Pan Jinlian was looking at Wu Dalang with a dissatisfied look on his face.

Obviously, the kick just now was from her.

Lin Bai looked at the angry Pan Jinlian, but he was not angry.

Not to mention Pan Jinlian, when he was watching Water Margin when he was a child, he felt that a beautiful flower like Pan Jinlian was stuck on a cow dung. At this time, he was a little resentful, which is understandable.

Moreover, Lin Bai's attention was not focused on this at all.

He sat on the ground and happened to look up and saw two high mountains.

There are a lot of big ones in the world, and they are so big and straight, they are really rare!

When Pan Jinlian saw Wu Dalang staring at her chest, her face turned slightly red: "What are you looking at? You can't do it!"

Hearing this, Lin Bai got up and said, "Okay! Just wait for me tonight!"

He stood up silently and walked towards the kitchen.

You say I can’t do it, right?

OK OK!

Then let me make a scallion pancake for you to try first!