"Da Lang, it's time to drink medicine..."
Lin Bai, who had been single since her mother was born, clearly heard a delicate woman's voice ringing in her ears.
It is said that the country will assign a wife after graduating from college. Is this true? ?
It's just that this line sounds a bit green...
In the room, the lights were dim, old items were displayed everywhere, and it looked very cramped.
A young woman is sitting on the edge of the bed, holding a bowl of medicine.
This woman is none other than Pan Jinlian, a pretty girl known far and wide in the county.
In fact, Pan Jinlian has not been famous since she was a child.
She only became famous after her first menstrual period in adolescence.
A more graceful waist, a rounder butt, and a rounder and straighter...
When Pan Jinlian was walking on the road, men on the roadside would often stop and watch, looking up and down Pan Jinlian's body, and swallowing their saliva from time to time in admiration.
"I can play with these legs forever!"
"Forget it, it's still so tall, so round, and so big!"
"Whoever can marry this girl will be truly blessed after eight lifetimes of cultivation!"
Even the members of the party were interested in her. From time to time, they stretched out their hands and squeezed her twice, wanting to take her as a concubine.
Of course, as a servant, Pan Jinlian did not live a better life for these reasons.
On the contrary, the other members were jealous of A's daughter and A's wife.
Then, under the manipulation of these two women, Pan Jinlian was betrothed to the best man in the county - Wu Dalang.
All in all, Pan Jinlian is definitely a top beauty.
Seeing such a top-notch beauty, Lin Bai, who was well-informed on major websites in the 21st century, was a little stunned.
The country is good, it’s okay to allocate wives, why should it allocate such a perfect wife?
Thank you to the motherland, thank you to heaven!
At this time, a burst of memories that did not belong to Lin Bai suddenly crashed into his brain from the cliff.
"Look at this man, he looks so short!"
"His younger brother is so tall and handsome. He was born from the same mother. How come he looks like this?"
"Poor tree bark, three inches..."
"You are Wu Dalang, and your whole family is Wu Dalang!"
Scenes from the past are coming one after another at this moment.
Lin Bai, who understood everything, felt a sudden cardiopulmonary arrest.
Good news: I really have a wife, and she is a 36D beauty!
Bad news: reborn as Wu! big! Lang!
Who is Wu Dalang?
That is the most unlucky person in history!
His younger brother Wu Song was praised by everyone in later generations and was called the God of War. He was respected wherever he went.
But what about Wu Dalang as the elder brother?
That is the famous clown throughout the ages! It is said that later clown actors found inspiration after watching Wu Dalang...
That's the saying in Shui Xu Zhuan, that he is a dark, short, and honest person who gets bullied wherever he goes.
It's okay to be looked down upon by everyone, but what's even more shameful is that Pan Jinlian, who was burned by the wind, wore a colored hat and was poisoned to death by her lover.
Shame, really shame!
Looking through five thousand years of history, you may be able to find someone who lived a worse life than Wu Dalang, but if you want to find someone who is more shameful than Wu Dalang, it is really like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Lin Bai glanced at the medicine in Pan Jinlian's hand, then quickly got up and said, "How about you take a sip first?"
Hearing these words, Pan Jinlian rolled her eyes fiercely and put the medicine in her hand on the bed impatiently: "You can drink it if you like. If you don't drink it, forget it. It's a waste of my time."
While Pan Jinlian complained, she took off her plain clothes and went to sleep with her bellyband on.
She no longer had the shyness and timidity of the newly married girl, let alone what Wu Dalang would do to her.
Because in these days, she was surprised to find out.
For Wu Dalang, there is no need to guard against him at all!
This is a pure trash man.
How wasteful is it?
Let's put it this way, it's been almost half a year since I got married.
Pan Jinlian was still a virgin, and she still maintained it despite her behavior.
"I really don't know what evil I did in my previous life, marrying such a short-lived loser like you."
Looking at Pan Jinlian who couldn't hold her bellyband, Lin Bai was stunned again.
In fact, Pan Jinlian had just married Wu Dalang and had not yet hooked up with Ximen Qing.
The medicine in this bowl is not poison.
It was Pan Jinlian who went out to look for a prescription to strengthen yang...
The reason why I want to drink this medicine is of course very simple, that is because Wu Dalang is not good at it! TT
Moreover, Wu Dalang's incompetence is not the kind of incompetence at all. He is incompetent from the inside out.
As a man, you can be ugly, you can have no money, you can have everything, but if you don't even have a normal baby, then you're really screwed.
It's so good that any one of these things that would make a man feel inferior was actually so perfectly combined in one person, Wu Dalang.
Height: 1.44 meters.
Skin: dark and yellowish.
Length: Just like magnetic lines, invisible and intangible, but real~
Durability: two minutes.
Lin Bai rubbed his eyebrows. Judging from this data panel, he seemed to be able to foresee how dire straits his life would be in the future.
Especially when he looked at Pan Jinlian who was wearing a bellyband.
This smooth skin, this slender waist, and this bellyband can't contain it.
And when you are young, your desires are as strong as spring water, and you can’t stop it even if you want!
Tsk tsk tsk...
It is very difficult for ordinary men to surrender, not to mention that I am just a little Wu Dalang?
Lin Bai rubbed his brows and wailed in his heart: "What a sin! It's better to die..."
Is there anything in this world that is more painful than a beautiful woman lying next to you but unable to lift a gun?
Life is simply worse than death!
"Why don't you go to the drugstore tomorrow and buy some arsenic to deal with it yourself, so as not to suffer that shame?"
And right now!
【Ding...】
[It is detected that the host's mood is abnormally depressed, and the growth system is awakened! 】
