["Big" Theater: Famous Scenes with Slight Changes]
"biU————"
On a small battlefield somewhere, a laser cannon tank driven by a monitor team was firing at the Toilet Man troops ahead.
At this time, a flying rocket toilet arrived, and a missile directly destroyed the vehicle.
The monitor who controlled the turret at the top of the vehicle survived by chance. He fell from the tank and was shaken by the impact of the explosion.
Let’s call this surveillance camera passerby Wu.
At this moment, a "new version" of the spider toilet - no longer only has three legs and a dirty white barrel, but has six silver steel mechanical legs, a black barrel covered with armor and a An upgraded version of the flame thruster——
He quickly rushed up and threw a monitor on the side to the ground. The two mechanical legs at the front quickly pecked his head a few times, and then ripped off his head with a click.
And just when it turned its head and prepared to attack passerby Wu who failed to get up, a dagger flew over and was accurately inserted into its temple.
When the new version of the spider froze, the dagger released a strong current, completely depriving it of its ability to move.
After the spider toilet collapsed, a sound man wearing a red suit flew over with a flame thruster and retrieved the weapon he had inserted into the temple of the toilet man.
That’s right, the person coming is none other than our sound man and god of war - Wushuang Sound.
Passerby Wu stretched out a hand to him, hoping that Wushuang Audio would pull him up.
Wushuang Audio shook his head and said:
"You are capable of getting up on your own, aren't you, warrior?"
Compared with the enthusiasm and liveliness of most audio people, Wushuang Audio is more independent and cold.
After hearing this, Passerby Wu had no choice but to stand up on his own, and happened to see another surveillance armed chariot passing by and heading towards the front line.
As a result, the next second, a large humanoid toilet with the same body as the Big Speaker flew close to the ground relying on the aircraft behind it, and quickly attacked the tank from the side.
It used its huge force to suddenly lift the tank up, and then threw it aside violently. The unlucky tank was smashed on the spot, and none of the crew members survived.
Seeing this, Wushuang Audio quickly took off into the air, holding two daggers in hand to prepare to deal with this difficult enemy.
However, before he could take action, the head of the large humanoid toilet was hit by a blue light, and at the same time, there was a familiar toilet plug on its face.
Immediately afterwards, the two small flying rocket toilets that came with it were also shot down by blue light.
"Skibidi Skibidi?"
The humanoid toilet looked around in horror, trying to find the enemy attacking it.
The response to it was indeed more toilet plugs in the face.
Finally, after the humanoid toilet had been stuffed into a hedgehog by the toilet seat, its attacker finally emerged.
I saw a black toilet suspended in the air. The toilet was surrounded by horizontal toilet plugs, and there were several spikes installed at the front of the barrel.
And the person sitting in the bucket is not any toilet man, but our unparalleled God of War.
That's right, even though he was not seriously injured in the battle to rescue Titan Audio with the help of Lu Renjia, he still got this powerful vehicle.
I don’t know if Wushuang Audio would be envious.
As for this vehicle, it was transformed from the Cyber Toilet Man captured by the female TV station and the surveillance scientist.
After all, Lu Renjia still couldn't find a chance to take revenge on this thing.
But that's okay, after all, he doesn't have the magical reflexes of a female TV personality, who can accurately stabilize the cyber toilet while rotating his head 360 degrees at high speed.
Maybe he'll be killed alone several times.
After filling the humanoid toilet head with the toilet seat, the Warriors God of War calmly pressed a button on the toilet seat.
"boom!!!"
The toilet plug on the humanoid toilet exploded on the spot, knocking it to the ground.
Seeing that everyone here was cleared, the Wushuang God of War controlled the toilet vehicle and landed, ready to say hello to his comrades below.
result…
"Hahahahaha...! Toilet vehicle, Captain Unparalleled God of War, if you really have it, who would be a normal monitor to open a toilet and fight, hahahaha..."
As soon as a surveillance cameraman saw the unparalleled God of War landing, he burst into laughter.
However, he couldn't laugh anymore the next second because a toilet plug was shoved in his face.
"Hey"
The person monitoring the music felt aggrieved and pulled out the toilet plug from his face.
"Are you smiling?"
The unparalleled God of War jumped out of the toilet, and then gave an international friendly gesture to the surveillance person beside him.
Then he changed his hands at the speed of light and gave a thumbs up to passerby Wu.
"Ski...bidi..."
To everyone's surprise, the humanoid toilet that exploded after eating one was not completely dead. At this time, he slowly got up from the ground and kicked viciously towards the monitors and Wushuang speakers in front of him.
However, this time before one of the Wushuang God of War or Wushuang Audio could take action, a seriously injured large-scale audio man slowly walked back from the battle line.
The lining of his white suit was full of stains and nicks. There was a knife stuck in his chest and only half of his right arm was left. Blue sparks were flashing at the break.
"Looking" at this creature with the same body as its companion, but with a disgusting toilet head on its head, the large speaker man burst out a roar from its speaker:
“F**K U————!!!”
(I explain...)
The huge sound shook the air and hit the face of the humanoid toilet.
Then the big sound man stretched out his still intact left arm and strangled the neck of the human toilet.
There is also a chainsaw disc on his left arm.
"嗗——"
Bloody light flashed, and the humanoid toilet's eyes lost their sparkle.
But the battle doesn't seem to be over yet.
"Boom...boom...boom..."
In the distance, a giant bomber with long wings was slowly heading towards them. Judging from the fire of more than ten meters caused by the bomb it dropped, it was definitely powerful.
However, it was still not the turn of any of them to take action. A flash of blue light was seen, and one wing of the bomber's toilet was cut off.
It lost its balance and crashed to the ground immediately.
In the distance, passerby Wu saw a camouflage war god giving a thumbs up to their position, and then disappeared into a blue light again.
Immediately afterwards, two Titans and a large number of surveillance camp aircraft also flew through the sky.
The unparalleled God of War looked at the retreating army, then glanced at his toilet, and couldn't help but said sourly:
"Hey, speaking of it, Senior Camouflage has already acquired the skill of rapid displacement without the need for vehicle assistance. This is really enviable... Don't you think so, Wushuang Audio?"
"Hey, where's the Wushuang Sound Man?"
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Author: "If I don't write some bulk plot, it will be over...so...hehe~"
*Author's Shadowy Creep
"Ouch! Also, everyone has noticed the new cover we have changed! It's super cool, isn't it~"
"If you are not used to it, you can just endure it for a while... After all, if the cover is still the same as before, it won't even be recommended. Although it is not possible now, it has to be updated at 4k every day (smile)"
"This is the work of another author we know, "Zhong Moda"! Thank you very much. It didn't take a lot of effort to draw what we had in mind!"
"Mo Mo also has a work of his own, and he should link it up with us in a while. It's called "Toilet Man vs. Surveillance Man: The First Lesson of Saving the World." It has more than 200 chapters. I believe everyone here Many people have already seen it, right?"
"To express my gratitude, I would like to recommend his book again: "Toilet Man vs. Surveillance Man: The First Lesson in Saving the World""
"The volume is large and the management is full, but it is more of a group portrait, and the world view is relatively independent, so you need to be patient when watching it. It may be a bit dark in the early stage, but the writing will become more and more exciting later on. If you think we are slow, you can go to him. Take a look~"
