Chapter 1 A world occupied by chuunibyou

Style: Romance Author: potato chip kingWords: 2875Update Time: 24/02/20 15:42:01
"Boss, tell me again what is the name of this thing of yours?"

Xu Kuan pointed at the ordinary bowl of wontons in front of him and looked at the breakfast shop owner as if he were looking at a fool.

"This is... this is our store's original nourishing spiritual meal, called Yiqi Hunyuan Chaoyang Meal."

The owner of the breakfast shop shrank his neck, his body became more and more stooped, and even his slightly visible legs began to tremble.

From the boss's perspective, Xu Kuan in front of him exuded a ferocious aura like an ancient ferocious beast, and the sound of qi and blood surging throughout his body was like the roar of a river and sea.

As he waved his palms, even the space was faintly showing traces of fragmentation. His majestic face was like a god's, and his eyes were blooming with a frightening divine light.

He is like a peerless powerful man who has become a saint in his body!

Why such a strong man would condescend to come to his small shop, the boss really couldn't figure it out.

Shouldn't such a strong person be recruited by a top sect long ago?

Or is it that a powerful evil has been causing trouble here recently, and this big shot is here to solve it?

No matter what the reason was, it was not something he, the owner of a small spiritual restaurant, could provoke investigation into.

No, as soon as the great god sat down, he hurriedly served the store's unique treasure, a Hunyuan Chaoyang meal.

This is no ordinary spiritual meal. The filling is specially made from the fresh red dolphin meat produced by Yushou Sect, supplemented by spiritual plant jade branches, Dixuan roots and many auxiliary ingredients. The outer skin is made of top-quality spiritual wheat. Ground flour is kneaded using a special technique.

Ordinary monks, not to mention the entrance, will greatly increase their cultivation level as soon as they smell it, and they may be able to break through to a certain level, but the strange and powerful man in front of them still looks dissatisfied.

"This... sir? I'm really sorry. This is already the highest standard meal our restaurant can produce. We really can't prepare any precious spiritual meals for you."

The boss showed a restrained and flattering smile, fearing that he would demolish his store if he didn't like it.

"It's not like you... Oh, forget it, I'll give you the ten dollars."

Waving his hand slightly, Xu Kuan had no choice but to sit down and start breakfast.

"Absolutely not. It's already a great honor for us that you are willing to condescend to come to the restaurant to dine. How can we..."

"Give me as much as I have to. I beg you to let me maintain some basic life experience!"

After some pulling, Xu Kuan had to pretend to be slightly angry. The boss was intimidated by Xu Kuan's momentum and did not dare to disobey. Then he tremblingly returned to the kitchen, but his eyes still looked at him from time to time.

"I'm probably sick. I really can't understand what happened."

When it comes to being confused, Xu Kuan is the most confused.

It was obviously a normal morning, but the people around him became extremely weird.

There are those who are "casting spells in the air" on the street with brooms and rolling pins, there are those who chase five of them with seven wolves, and there are those who shake their heads as if they are being shaken by a basketball.

If it were a group of teenagers or even young people, Xu Kuan could still interpret it as a secondary disease, but when a group of middle-aged and elderly people also participated, the painting style became extremely weird.

The most important thing is that whenever they see themselves, they feel like they have seen some savage beast.

The children would hide behind the old man in fear, and several aunts who always taught the young people arrogantly became restrained and even a little scared.

Then there is the strange behavior of the current breakfast shop owner.

"Is there something wrong with me mentally, or is everyone else in the world becoming abnormal at the same time?"

"Or maybe Earth OL forgot about me when loading the MOD? This is more likely."

The perspective is different, let alone getting along. Xu Kuan now struggles to even communicate with others, let alone find a job and live a stable life.

Under the trembling gaze of his boss, Xu Kuan finally finished the bowl of "One Qi Hunyuan Chaoyang Meal" in front of him. As soon as he looked up, he found a large number of people gathered outside the palace gate, as well as uniformed policemen. Maintain order by holding cordons.

"Have the organization finally discovered the problem and sent someone to solve it? Are the police uncles all suffering from chuunibyou?"

Seeing that the police officers were as serious and responsible as ever, a glimmer of hope finally lit up in Xu Kuan's heart.

He didn't want to live in this kind of environment surrounded by chuunibyou in the future.

But soon, everyone's reaction made his heart sink to the bottom again.

I saw one of the middle-aged men with a resolute face walking forward and standing directly in front of the store.

Although Xu Kuan didn't quite understand the level of epaulettes in the police system, he could tell from just his face and temperament that this person was definitely not a simple character.

"Fellow Taoist, I am Wang Hao, captain of the first detachment of the Qingzhou Monk Picket Station. I'm sorry for disturbing you. If it's convenient, could you please come with us to the station to rest for a while."

As soon as these words came out, the last hope in Xu Kuan's heart was completely shattered.

"Well, even the policeman has changed his appearance. Now I am neither normal nor normal anymore."

Xu Kuan frowned and felt a headache.

But since even the official people have been affected, they should at least have the most information. It is safer to follow them than to speculate and test alone.

"No problem, Captain Wang, I'll go back with you."

In order to reduce unnecessary trouble, Xu Kuan stayed as relaxed as possible and walked out of the store slowly.

Although he didn't know what he looked like from other people's perspective, he probably didn't look kind, otherwise he wouldn't be shaking as if he was electrocuted just by looking at him.

Having said that, when he saw various forms of water guns, tree branches, and even two people holding washbasins around him with wary faces, staring at him all the time, the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch crazily.

"Captain Wang, are your firearms also sealed by something or losing their effectiveness? Or are they too powerful to be used easily?"

If these daily utensils have become magic weapons from the perspective of others, what should the original heavy fire weapons look like at this time?

"I'm really sorry for this fellow Taoist. After all, you are too strong. We are also doing this for the safety of the civilian monks. Please forgive me if I have offended you."

Seeing Xu Kuan's cooperation, Wang Hao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but he was afraid that the magic weapon in everyone's hands would make this peerless strong man angry, so he hurriedly explained.

"As for the firearms you mentioned, they are difficult for even ordinary monks in the foundation-building stage to deal with, and they have long been eliminated from the team."

Wang Hao had some guesses in his mind. This great god should have been practicing hard for a long time alone. He just came out of seclusion today and he didn't understand the current form of the world of immortality.

Early this morning, the institute received news that a top-notch strongman with a physical body capable of tearing apart space had appeared in their jurisdiction.

At that time, he didn't believe it at all.

Now that the spiritual energy has recovered, everyone is taking qi training as the right path, starting from the realm of the sea of ​​​​qi, and then building foundations, golden elixirs, Yuanying, and transforming gods. Now the most powerful person in Daxia, Luo Yuqian, a monk in the transforming god realm, can't do it. It's so terrifying to tear apart space at will, let alone do it in the physical body?

I originally thought that a monk somewhere had encountered a charlatan, but more and more people called the police, which made Wang Hao feel a little shaken.

Could it be that there really is such a strong person?

Out of caution, Wang Hao personally led a team here to find out.

The result turned out to be exactly what they said, there was a peerless strong man sitting in the Ling Restaurant with an aura as terrifying as the abyss!

As the captain of the Qingzhou detachment, which is prone to accidents, Wang Hao's cultivation is now at the peak of the Nascent Soul stage. It is no exaggeration to say that even if he is in front of a strong person in the realm of gods, he can remain calm, relying on many magic weapons and his own abilities. Learn to fight against it.

But in front of this terrifying and powerful man who looked like he was only in his twenties, he actually felt as vulnerable as a firefly compared to the bright moon.

"This person's strength is probably close to that of the strongest senior Luo Yuqian. We must determine this person's position. If we can ensure that he loves Daxia, we must invite him to join Youlong at all costs. manage!"

Although he has not yet received instructions from his superiors, Wang Hao still has a decision in his mind.

"Fellow Taoist, please come this way. Our spirit boat is over there."

"I'm only in my twenties. Captain Wang, just call me Xu Kuan or Xiao Xu."

Xu Kuan's original intention was to hope that Wang Hao wouldn't be so nervous. He was just a junior, but he didn't expect that it would shock him even more.

"I'm really ashamed. I've been practicing hard for more than forty years, and now I'm only at the Nascent Soul realm. My Taoist fellow is able to reach such a realm at such a young age. He is truly a cultivation genius that is rare to see in a hundred years. I am really lucky to be in Great Xia!"

Seeing the captain's surprised and ashamed expression, Xu Kuan was really helpless.

Comrades have become fellow Taoists, police cars have become spiritual boats, and modern weapons that were originally highly lethal have become useless scrap metal.

It's over, I'm completely surrounded by chuunibyou!