Zhan Liu made an agreement with Tony to ask him for some Uru metal when he saw Thor next time. Zhan Liu sent Tony away.
He sat on the sofa, looking blankly, and the storm in his heart never stopped.
After a while, he calmed down. He stretched out his hand and sucked Deadpool, who was chatting with Lao Wang outside the hospital, and flew him in.
"Don't lead people astray here. Lao Wang is now on good terms with Tony. If he participates in more big events in the future, he will naturally be able to rise steadily. If you were fooled into lameness and accidentally lost his life, then But it’s very unfair.”
"Master, are you still talking about Lao Wang? Aren't you a healer yourself?"
Deadpool sat down on the table, brought his face close to him, and said in a begging tone:
"Lao Wang has at least participated in the research and development of strong magnetic armor, and it has gained some exposure. But you stay in the martial arts gym all day long, except for practicing, you just practice. You have so much to see!"
"Have you ever seen any protagonist who became stronger through practice? Aren't they all relying on cheating?"
"As long as the readers are happy, isn't it just a matter of one sentence from the author to let the Ultimate Infinite Qigong break through the fifty heavens?"
"Reasonability is of no use! As long as the author wants to, he can break through in swimming and create unparalleled magical skills just by watching TV!"
"Master, you can't stay in the martial arts hall all day like this. You have to go out and do something big! Kill a few cities and get some strong food, and you can break through to the fiftieth level in no time. Do you believe it? "
"If you continue like this, it will be difficult to be the protagonist..."
Deadpool made a "tsk tsk tsk" sound from his mouth, begging for a beating.
"You're talking nonsense!" Zhan Liu retorted with a sneer: "Even if this world is the original one, how come I, a second time traveler, am the only one who belongs to the Marvel world?"
"Besides, I still have the system with me. This is standard treatment for a protagonist!"
"I am now one of the top three combat powers in the world, and the master of martial arts for all future magnetic field masters. Isn't this enough?"
"You said I didn't do anything, but I was involved in the destruction of the earth twice. New York was flooded twice and half-destroyed once. It was all related to me."
"This is not the protagonist, so what is the protagonist?"
Deadpool nodded seriously, then turned over, rolled down from the table, winked and said: "You are right...if this is normal!"
"But the problem is that this book is written by a fan of the Marvel world...**!" He tossed a dagger around in his hand and walked backwards.
"Huh?" Zhan Liu was shocked, "Are you fucking talking nonsense again?"
Deadpool threw the dagger into the sky, then bent over and swung his hands sideways.
"Please allow me to introduce the protagonist of this book..."
The door opened and Wang Yunxiang walked in from outside the courtyard.
"...The other! Wall! The old! King!"
With a "pop" sound, the dagger fell, piercing into Deadpool's head, just like a handle growing out of a watermelon.
Lao Wang was startled, jumped two steps to one side, and asked in surprise: "Is he, is he okay?"
"Don't worry, you won't die!" Zhan Liu said angrily.
"I shouldn't believe your words, and I'm still here listening to your nonsense!" Zhan Liu didn't know now that what Deadpool said just now was pure fart.
Deadpool tilted his head, reached out and pulled out the dagger with a "pop", and a stream of blood spurted out along with the dagger. Lao Wang was frightened when he saw it, fearing that he would fall down and die on the spot.
"Am I talking nonsense? Master, you should know in your mind which words are true and which words are false!"
"When you become a character, your own destiny is no longer in your control. The person who can decide your destiny can be the author, the genuine reader, the editor, or even Disney's copyright But it will definitely not be you!"
"Oga was so nb in Haihuyi. After changing the version, he immediately went on the street!"
"You are working so hard now, and if someone else hits you with a leader, you will become a man! Don't overestimate the author's integrity!"
"Now many people are shouting that you are not crazy enough! Mother-in-law, you don't look like a crazy old man at all!"
"You can't let Magneto take your job away!"
"If this continues, readers will call for a change of protagonist!"
Lao Wang was confused and couldn't understand what the two people were talking about.
Deadpool leaned forward again and put his arm around Lao Wang's shoulders.
"Old Wang...ah no, I should call you Master Qi! The relationship between adopted father and adopted son is really strong. All the biological ones are killed. Master Qi, are you interested in accepting me as your godson?" I am definitely a loving father and a filial son!"
He didn't have any shame, so after saying that, he knelt on the ground and hugged Lao Wang's thigh without letting go.
Lao Wang was confused and couldn't pull him down after dragging him for a long time, so he had no choice but to turn to his master for help.
Zhan Liu said angrily: "This guy is immortal, just blast him!"
Lao Wang hesitated for a moment, then stamped his foot, and a powerful force came out from his leg, shattering Deadpool's arms and sending his body flying away.
"Ah...Master, save my mouth and teeth!" Deadpool screamed and rolled on the ground.
Lao Wang was frightened and rushed up to treat his injuries and save others. Then, right before his eyes, he witnessed Deadpool's wound quickly stop bleeding, seal it, and then grow new arms.
"Hiss..." Old Wang took a breath of cold air before he understood what the so-called immortality meant.
Deadpool groaned a few times on the ground, then said with a sad face: "Master Qi, you are so cruel..."
"Okay, stop acting!" Zhan Liu directly interrupted Deadpool's pretense, "You wouldn't come here to be a bitch for no reason, would you? What is your purpose of coming here? Just finish it and get out!"
Zhan Liu was also very upset now. He really didn't want to see this shit-stirring stick dangling in front of him again.
"Of course I'm here because... fate guides us to meet... Don't fight, I just said... Ahem, of course I'm here to tell you that if you want to keep your position as the protagonist, you have to go crazy! If you want to do it, It's a big deal! Don't stay in the martial arts studio all day long! Who wants to see my mother-in-law's things?"
"Don't worry about running out of things to do. The author will arrange a killing opportunity for you soon. You have to seize the opportunity... The key words are: massacre, Jingguan, you can also use your subjective initiative, plus Rip, human balloons and the like.”
"Just obey your fate! At least this way you can still be the protagonist."
"No one likes to watch mainstream sadism these days, so don't worry that you will be played by fate like Lan Meng, even though your creative prototype is a dog and a donkey... Hey, did I let something slip?"
"The message is over, goodbye!"
Deadpool got up from the ground, patted his butt, opened the door and ran away.
Zhan Liu sat on the sofa with a gloomy face, feeling confused and not knowing what to do.
The door was suddenly pushed open again, and Deadpool's head stuck out from behind the door.
"Sorry, sorry, I just missed something. If you want to not be manipulated by fate and freely control your own destiny, there is actually a way."
"That's... Po Xingyou!"
