"Ah... the smell of earth is so fresh, and there are earthworms crawling around in it, crawling in through the mouth, and then crawling out through the nostrils..."
"go away!"
Zhan Liu fired with a kick, sending Deadpool flying hard and hitting the wall, where he was shattered to pieces.
Even if his body is broken, it won't stop Deadpool from being mean.
"Hey! Master! There is only one head left in the Lun family now!"
"Master, don't you plan to become a Snow Kirby?"
"Who would like that disgusting thing!"
Zhan Liu was almost annoyed to death by Deadpool.
This guy doesn't know what happened. The speed of his resurrection seems unreasonable.
"I obviously buried you underground, how did you crawl out?"
"It's easy. I gave the author 50 Vs and he let me out!" Deadpool kept sticking out his tongue at the flies flying in front of him, pretending to be a gecko.
"Fuck! That's so fucking nonsense!"
Of course Zhan Liu knew that Deadpool could break through the dimensional wall, but when this kind of thing happened to him, he really couldn't be happy.
No wonder in one version of the comic, Professor X immediately went crazy after learning from Deadpool that he was a comic character.
This feeling is really difficult to express in words.
“Do you feel like you are a nobody and it’s hard to accept it?”
Deadpool continued to flirt without mercy.
"Do you feel like you want to go crazy now? Want to destroy this false world?"
"Boom!" Deadpool also dubbed himself.
"I'm not that fragile! I am who I am. Whether I am true or false, I know better than you!" Zhan Liu said angrily.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Do you still have a tsundere in your character? You are not a cute girl, so this attribute is useless! For such a tough-tongued character, one Stark is enough!"
"Shut up! You bastard!" Zhan Liu stepped forward and kicked Deadpool's head towards the sun.
Under the acceleration of the magnetic field, Deadpool's speed was quickly increased to the third cosmic speed, and he disappeared in front of Zhan Liu with a loud explosion.
These days, Deadpool comes over every once in a while to harass her, and Natasha is familiar with it. Now that she sees that the yard is quiet, she brings the cleaners over to clean the yard.
She was also annoyed by Deadpool's foul mouth, and she absolutely didn't want to see him again unless necessary.
Without the harassment of Deadpool, Zhan Liu was stable for a while. But one morning, while he was practicing, he saw another black and red piece of smelly dog shit crawling in from outside the wall.
Deadpool is back!
"Fuck me!"
"Why the hell did you come back so fast!"
"Oh, I asked one of my fans to reward the author with a reward! That author is a shameless person. As long as you pay enough, he can write anything!"
Deadpool jumped off the wall while talking nonsense.
"Master, why are you making this wall so high? Are you afraid of what kind of guy is Lao Wang next door?"
"...Where did you get your dialect from?" Zhan Liu was speechless for this guy.
"Speaking of which, master, you accept Lao Wang as your apprentice and put him next door, tsk tsk tsk...my poor master wife..."
Zhan Liuyi reached out and fused Deadpool's lips together. Under the nose was the chin, which was smooth, as if he was born without a mouth.
But this didn't bother Deadpool. He took out the knife, slashed it up and down, and the mouth came out again.
Zhan Liu pointed again, and this time his tongue and mouth disappeared.
Deadpool looked frightened, put his hands on both sides of his face, and squeezed hard into the middle, squeezing the big horse's face into a long strip.
My ears finally fell silent, and I didn't know how long it would last.
Zhan Liu continued to practice with peace of mind, and Deadpool also followed him in a similar manner, gesticulating behind him.
Zhan Liu had no intention of teaching him ultimate infinite qigong. This guy was just a lunatic. After he learned it, he might do something.
What about the Ultimate Bladder Sword, Second Man's Way, Kirby of Snow, Rebirth Pool... Deadpool must dare to come up with these things!
But this is not the world Zhanliu wants.
The world of the God of War is already collapsed enough, there is no need to destroy this earth too!
And this thing can also jump around in various world lines, which is even more terrifying!
He treated Deadpool as if he didn't exist and concentrated on doing his own thing. As expected, he was clean for a few more days.
On this day, Tony came, carrying Thor's hammer, and came to find Thor.
"Thor has already left, why are you looking for him?"
"The material of this hammer is quite strange. I think it should be some kind of new material. I want to ask him for some information and try to create a new strong magnetic armor."
Tony took a look at Deadpool, who was crawling on the ground like an earthworm, especially the mouthless, half-blank face, and asked strangely: "Who is this guy? Has he offended you?"
"What a bitch! You don't need to pay attention to him, he won't die!" Zhan Liu didn't want to mention Deadpool and skipped the topic directly. "Thor's hammer is made from the core of the dying sun. The reason why it can be easily To mention it, it’s all through the power of magic.”
"But Asgard does have a metal called Uru, which has a very good magic transmission effect. It should be good for making strong magnetic armor. You can try it with Thor."
Tony's research is closely related to Zhan Liu, so of course you have to pay more attention to it.
While the two were chatting here, Deadpool got up from the ground at some point and entangled Lao Wang who was following Tony.
His mouth healed somehow. He put his arm around Lao Wang's shoulders and said in a voice that could be heard by everyone, with furrowed eyebrows and rat eyes: "Hey! Lao Wang! Do you want to do something big?"
Lao Wang looked at him in surprise and uncertainty, then turned to look at his master and senior brother with questioning eyes.
"Hey, you don't have to look at the two of them. Those two guys look like dogs, but in fact, they are just supporting characters!"
"If you want to be the protagonist, you have to do big things! Like Magneto, at least you can be a villain!"
"Look at you, if you don't take advantage of this great opportunity, now you don't even have a sense of existence!"
"In the martial arts hall, who still remembers you, the fourth senior brother?"
"Come on, come on, I'll teach you how to rise through the ranks, counterattack all the way, and eventually become the protagonist!"
Deadpool hugged Lao Wang and walked out.
Lao Wang was dubious, half pushing and half following him out.
Tony didn't know who Deadpool was, he just thought he was talking nonsense and didn't take it seriously at all. But after Zhan Liu listened, his heart felt like a storm.
grass!
What a joke!
I'm not the protagonist?
Am I just a supporting role?
How can it be?
Mouth!
Deadpool must be talking nonsense again!
(End of chapter)
