Chapter 58: I’m going shopping!

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Watching Chen Fan return to the carpet and push up his body, Mordred let go of Yoruichi, who had been rubbing his knees for a while, and lay down on the bed. He looked at Belia who started to put on clothes after knocking Chen Fan off, and said to her She had a good figure and whistled: "Wow, you have such a good figure. Although I also have abdominal muscles and so on, how did you train to get these breasts?"

Belia, who had just put on her top, heard Mordred's question and thought about it seriously: "It should be that I have eaten a lot of food since I was a child, and they are all high-calorie."

"For example?" Although Mordred didn't believe it on his face, he was obviously shaken in his heart.

"King McGee, steak, barbecue, etc.," Belia told her recipe without hesitation, and complained at the same time, "After all, the food at Fuso is too small, not enough to eat. , so dad continued to eat according to American eating habits, and I also got used to this way of eating under his influence."

"There's a lot of meat, but we don't eat that much over there. It's mainly fish and potatoes. Originally, everything I ate before he was born contained high-end ingredients like caviar and foie gras, but later the big fat man took the lead in criticizing it. After a while, the female fox changed to eating fried fish and potatoes." At this point, Mordred couldn't help but smacked his lips, "Really, otherwise I will definitely have a good figure similar to yours."

"I'm overthinking it. Even if you eat the same food, you are only so different in height. Mordred, you are already pretty good as you are now. No need to poop!"

Chen Fan, who was resurrected and wandered back again, was kicked by Mordred and broke his jaw before he could finish his words this time.

However, because he attempted death many times in a very short period of time, both Mordred and Belia have strong resistance, and their words and actions will basically not fluctuate much when faced with him.

Looking up at Chen Fan, who was rolling on the ground and whimpering, Mordred's mood suddenly improved a lot. Just when he was about to continue saying something to Belia, the door was knocked: "Hello, Guest, the food you ordered from King McGee has been delivered.”

"Shall I go?"

Looking at Belia who was putting on her pants, Mordred suggested.

"Thanks for your hard work."

He stood up and walked towards the door, stepping on Chen Fan on the ground. Mordred opened the door while humming a tune, and then froze.

After rubbing his eyes and confirming again that there were as many takeaways as a mountain in front of him, Mordred took the trolley handle from the completely blocked hotel waiter's hand and took them into the house.

Then, I sat on the sofa and started to doubt my life.

Seeing her like this, Chen Fan, who had repaired his jaw, clicked the bones that had not yet been straightened back up, and walked over to Mordred with the intention of comforting her.

As soon as he sat down, before Chen Fan could say anything, Mordred had already turned his head and looked at Chen Fan with his empty eyes and was shocked: "I think Belia is bluffing me."

Clicking his tongue, Chen Fan suddenly remembered his first thoughts when he invited Belia to dinner at the amusement park, and couldn't help but patted Mordred on the shoulder: "It's okay, you will see it soon. "

Before she finished speaking, Belia's greeting came from across the sofa: "Hey, since the takeaways have arrived, let's get started, Mordred, Chen Fan, you two, don't be in a daze, eat as quickly as possible while it's hot, otherwise It won’t taste good when it’s cold.”

So, Mordred watched helplessly as Belia took two or three bites of a big burger, drank iced Coke as water, and the fried chicken went into her stomach at the same speed as she ate roasted squab.

Only then did Mordred realize that Belia was not fooling herself when she said she had a large appetite.

After understanding this matter, Mordred also began to work hard, imitating Belia and eating the burger in big mouthfuls, but he choked after a few times.

"Ahem, is there any water? I don't like drinking Coke." Patting his chest, Mordred looked at Chen Fan after Belia shook her head.

The next moment, Chen Fan pulled out a bottle of fine wine in a gold container from behind like magic: "Dang Dang! This wine is the legendary Ishtar in ancient Babylon, who killed her husband, who was the god of plants. Tams, and then use his corpse to brew the wine. Not only can you drink unlimited refills, but the taste is..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense. Only a devil can believe this." Mordred snatched the container from Chen Fan's hand without ceremony. After pouring a glass, he raised his neck and poured it into his mouth, intending to use it to offset the choking. bread.

As soon as the drink entered her mouth, Mordred's eyes lit up. She had tasted fine wines since she was a child, and this was the first time she drank such a delicious drink. She quickly stopped what she was doing, only to choke herself and cough. Continuously, the red wine slid down his fair neck, making Chen Fan's eyes widen.

After patting his chest a few times to stop coughing, Mordred didn't pay attention to Chen Fan's attention at all. He filled his own cup and handed it to Belia: "Come on, come on, try this, I'm so This is the first time in many years that I have tasted such a delicious and lubricating wine. Isn’t this better than those rubbish Cokes of yours?”

Upon hearing this, Belia immediately put down the Coke in her hand, took Mordred's cup and took a sip. Her eyes immediately lit up: "Indeed! This wine is much better than yesterday's!"

But then, Belia looked at Chen Fan in confusion: "Then where did you get it from? Could it be that..."

"Don't worry," Mordred seemed to be a little overwhelmed by the big mouthful he just had. He laughed and patted Belia on the shoulder, "I can tell, the person named Chen is an alchemist, and this formula is probably the same." It is an exclusive secret from Zhongyuan. I have long heard that Zhongyuan’s wine is different from ours, but equally delicious. Today I have experienced it!”

In response to Mordred's words, Chen Fan smiled and made Belia think about it with some doubts. After being interrupted by Mordred, who was smiling and drinking, Quan Dang acquiesced to her statement after taking a few sips. .

In fact, the clothes on Chen Fan's back were almost wet with cold sweat.

Oh my god, thank you, Mordred.





"Well?"

In a huge palace thousands of miles away, a woman with long blond hair leaning against a giant golden throne was leaning on the railing with gold woven mesh cushions with one hand to support her chin, and with the other hand she was reading the documents reported by her subordinates carefully.

For some reason, she suddenly felt something, raised her head and looked into the distance.

Standing next to the woman, the beauty with waist-length green hair noticed her actions, leaned over curiously and asked: "Jill, did something happen?"

The King of Babylon, Gilgamesh, known as the Golden Emperor, just squinted his eyes slightly, a trace of strangeness flashed in his scarlet eyes: "No, Enkidu, I just always feel that my king's collection appeared in two places at the same time. The place is a bit unexpected.”

"Well," Enkidu looked thoughtfully as Gilgamesh looked into the distance, "Do you need me to go take a look?"

"That's not necessary."

Thinking that it was just a wandering feeling, Gilgamesh continued to look down at the documents in his hand: "Rather than such trivial matters, let's deal with the official documents first, otherwise Siduri will be anxious again soon, and I don't want to My chief aide died in front of me due to high blood pressure."

Smiling slightly to show his understanding, Enkidu also lowered his head and started processing the documents he was responsible for.





Early the next morning, Chen Fan woke up in a daze on the large bed. He subconsciously touched the tactile abdominal lines on his hands, and then heard a groan coming from the opposite side, and immediately opened his eyes.

The next moment, the strange eyes met Mordred's ruby ​​eyes. He was confused for a while, and then his original look showed in his red eyes.

Therefore, before Chen Fan had time to evacuate his five fingers, they were grabbed by Mordred, and then twisted hard, and the sound of cracking and breaking could be heard all of a sudden.

"A——" Just when Chen Fan was about to howl, Mordred blocked his mouth with his palm, blocking the original sound.

After the cry returned to Chen Fan's stomach, two fingers slid down like lightning. His thumb and index finger held Chen Fan's chin affectionately, and they easily took it off with just a little force.

Finally, the long legs wearing knee-high black stockings were pressed against Chen Fan's belly, and he was kicked off the bed without much effort.

A Gollum got up from the carpet and skillfully reattached his chin. Chen Fan was about to yell a few words when he noticed that Belia, who was facing away from him and Mordred and seemed to be sleeping soundly, subconsciously lowered her tone: "Is this necessary? ? I can guarantee that nothing happened to the three of us last night. Even if you two drank too much, I will still remember it."

"Although I really want to say that your own testimony is nothing, but..." Sitting up and adjusting the midriff-revealing jacket, Mordred got out of bed and stood in front of Chen Fan, staring at him with big eyes. Get up, "My master and Belia didn't drink. They both remember that they didn't finish drinking until eleven or twelve o'clock last night. Then they lay down on the bed and went to sleep without taking off their clothes because they were too sleepy."

"Then what are you doing?" Chen Fan raised his broken finger with a look of dissatisfaction.

"Who told you to stop touching my belly?" With lightning speed, he held the crooked fingers with one hand, and blocked Chen Fan's mouth with his other hand, then closed it with a click. He snapped his fingers back to their original positions, "Besides, I didn't break your fingers, they were just dislocated."

The howl was suppressed by Mordred again. Chen Fan could only stare at her with wide eyes. After realizing that she didn't care at all, he returned to normal in frustration: "That was a subconscious action, you can't blame me..."

Before he finished speaking, Mordred retorted: "Then I also acted subconsciously. How about the two phases canceling each other out? There's so much nonsense. Get out of the way quickly. I have to go to the toilet to wash up."

Blowing his nose and staring, Chen Fan sent Mordred into the bathroom. Just as he was wondering whether he should do something to retaliate, he heard a sound coming from the bed. When he turned around, he saw that Belia had also woken up.

Jian Xixi came to Belia, and Chen Fan approached with a wicked smile on his face: "Are you awake? How did the party between the three of us last night feel? Do you feel like you are completely new?"

Not even bothering to look at Chen Fan, Belia stretched out her hand to support his chin, and removed it again with a click: "Mordred is right, you really talk a lot of nonsense. And...that proverb from the Central Plains What do you mean? Oh, three days without Fang Jie Wa. Don’t talk about three days, Chen Fan. Three minutes without Fang Jie Wa will cause trouble."

After mocking Chen Fan, Belia just happened to pack up her sportswear. She looked at Chen Fan who was struggling to lift his chin and smiled warmly: "I am different from Mordred. I know more and more complex techniques. You can have some peace and quiet for a while."

After that, Belia followed into the bathroom and locked the door core from the inside.

At this time, Chen Fan, who couldn't get his jaw back after trying for a long time, silently looked at Ye Yi, the only one still in the room.

"Miss Yoichi, did you have any intention of joining in last night..."

"No, get out!"

He kicked Chen Fan on the chin and helped him fix it with a click. Ye Yi, who failed to feast on enough wine like Mordred and Belia, broke down in anger. Direct spiritual communication with Chen Fan.

Chen Fan, who could continue to beep, did not do so. He just rolled his eyes, waved his little hand behind his back, and easily took out a gold container that looked like a wine glass, which was also filled with last night's wine.

Reaching out and placing the wine glass in front of Ye Yi, Chen Fan saw her eyes shining and pounced on her. He smiled and retreated to the sofa to quietly watch the black cat holding the wine glass and licking it continuously.

Not long after, there was a click on the door of the bathroom. Mordred came out first. He saw Chen Fan sitting on the sofa and looking at him but not talking trash. He nodded with satisfaction: "I'm really settled. It's good, good, good." .”

"Then do I want to teach you some techniques?" Belia followed Mordred out, glanced at the quiet Chen Fan, and suddenly frowned slightly.

"That's not necessary. Anyway, I don't have a chance to be alone with him. It's good to have Belia here. As for other situations, you only need to remove the chin to interrupt the chanting. There is no need to consider going back in a short time. Question." After stretching, Mordred took out his phone and looked at the time: "Oh, the time is just right. I said Belia, do you want to go shopping with me? You have been stuck in the room all day. If you go crazy, let's do some so-called 'girls' things', shall we?"

"Hmm... Although I don't know much about what ordinary girls need to buy when going shopping, it is naturally a good thing to go out with girls of the same age." Belia agreed without thinking too much.

"You've worked very hard too..."

Just as Mordred sighed, Chen Fan suddenly spoke, making her suddenly excited:

"what about me?"

"You?" After looking Chen Fan up and down, Belia suddenly snapped her fingers and said, "You are responsible for carrying our bags. Isn't it said that boys are responsible for carrying bags when they go shopping? "

"...I don't want to go, thank you."

"This..." Almost at the same time, Belia and Mordred both had malicious smiles on their faces, "It's not up to you."



After waving his claws to send away the weeping Chen Fan, he returned to his human form with a bang in the night, elegantly holding a golden wine glass and slowly tasting it.

After a long time, she couldn't help but moan happily: "Hmm - um - Chen Fan, where did this kid get such good wine? It's as good as what I drank at the King of Babylon's banquet."