Although Beria said it was okay, Chen Fan was still keenly aware of something wrong, so he raised his hand and asked Tikasuo: "Well, Master Tikasuo, can I get an extra room? ?We may not be very adaptable to living together here."
Upon hearing Chen Fan's words, Tikasuo almost blurted out a bad luck sentence: "Ba... OK, but I won't pay more. If you really want to buy an extra room, just pay for it yourself."
Chen Fan proudly took out his bank card. He had just received a bonus salary of 100,000 yuan and was not afraid at all: "I will pay for it myself. Even if it costs 10,000 yuan a night, I will be able to support myself for a week."
As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Chen Fan extremely strangely. In the end, Beria reached out and patted Chen Fan on the shoulder: "Chen Fan, forget it, just live together... This hotel is The living standard at night is 1.8 million, and that’s in U.S. dollars.”
"..."
After a moment of silence, Chen Fan silently put away his bank card, and then looked at Tikasuo sincerely:
"Master, I admit that I spoke a little loudly just now."
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After giving Chen Fan a good beating, Master Tikasuo led everyone to board a minibus that was more mechanical punk style than the bus they came from. First, he sat in the co-pilot and directed everyone to put their luggage in. It didn't look very big at all. , but in fact, the luggage compartment of the car was more than enough for ten people. Then, under the stunned gaze of everyone who entered the car, he patted the octopus-headed driver on the shoulder and introduced to everyone: "Well, this is the person we are traveling with this time. The driver is also my official driver every time I go to Imaiji. You should get to know each other first... Come on, Xiaozhang, I will give you the whole job."
The next second, the octopus's head jumped up in front of everyone's shocked and even horrified eyes, revealing the ghastly and weird skull that was previously wrapped in it, and then fell back.
"This, this, this -" The skateboarding girl who was closer was not calm at all: "What the hell is this... situation?! His head, after jumping up, there are bones?!"
Turning his head and glancing at the skateboard girl who couldn't speak fluently, Tikasuo patted the octopus head's shoulder nonchalantly: "It's just like what you saw, Xiao Zhang is a body-snatcher, and this body is not his own at all. Yes, Xiao Zhang’s actual body is just this octopus head.”
While speaking, Tikasuo picked up the octopus head and played with it in his hand: "But you can rest assured that Xiao Zhang is a relatively kind-hearted body-snatcher. Most bodies are the remains of people who died under various circumstances. Very few There are cases where the body of a living creature is taken directly... But having said that, Xiao Zhang, where did you get the body this time?"
Twisting its tentacles that kept changing colors, the octopus head made a strange squeaking sound from its mouthparts, which made Ticaso nodded thoughtfully: "I have to bet with you, and I will owe you too much." You have a lot of debt, so you want to default on it, so you use your body to pay it off? Then there is no problem, this trip will also trouble you, Xiaozhang."
After saying this, Tikasuo casually threw the octopus head back onto Bai Sensen's skull. Then, while the octopus head squirmed and wrapped around the skull, he looked back with expressions of "What's going on" and "I can't accept it?" The six-person group shook their heads helplessly: "You... still know too little."
Afterwards, Tikasuo clapped his hands and asked everyone to return to their seats: "Okay, okay, there is nothing interesting to see. If you really want to see it, there will be many interesting things for you when you go to Imaiji! Hurry back to your seats and sit down, we have to drive. ”
Under Tikasuo's shouting, everyone dispersed. After sitting on the car seat, they fastened their seat belts amidst Tikasuo's nagging, and then experienced what it means to be a Tikasuo Queen Driver. Gold content——
Whether he is a well-informed young nobleman or Chen Fan, who has visited four or five different worlds, they all dare to assert that he is definitely the first driver who can drive a minibus faster and more agile than an F1 car. See you next time.
What made everyone even more devastated was that Tikaso, a free-spirited man, actually opened the passenger window while driving at high speed, stretched out his head and shouted happily in the wind.
Invariably, they cursed this lunatic in their hearts. After everyone, who had never met each other, looked at each other, the same emotion could be seen in the livid faces and narrowed pupils of the other five people except himself.
Unknowingly, the distance between everyone was shortened by the tragic experience of sympathy and shared adversity.
However, before the six "lucky ones" could feel a little relieved, Tikasuo's slightly distorted voice in the wind reached everyone's ears: "Everyone, please be careful, we will officially enter through the portal soon." Damn it, I don’t want to see the unlucky guy who was thrown out of the car window and had his body cut to the size of an atom by the turbulent flow of space!”
Generally speaking, isn't it just a matter of smashing your head and bleeding in the carriage? !
Everyone grabbed their seats tightly, and everyone rushed towards the giant blue door in front of them with violent vibrations. Then, after the blue light enveloped the entire field of vision, their strength increased to a higher level.
The blue light that covered his vision flashed for a moment. Just as Chen Fan was breathing a sigh of relief, the bizarre sights flashed past the car window and he and the other five people couldn't help but exclaim in uncontrollable exclamation:
"Holy shit, there are people disguised as animals ganking animals that turn into humans?!" (Chen Fan)
"Mom, the world is just a piece of paper!?" (Skateboard Girl)
"I, I, I, I don't want to wear a skirt to perform on stage!" (Gloomy girl)
"Robot actually lost to YO Superman? How could I have such a dream?!" (Capable Young Man)
"...Shit! It's a street light!" (Huagui Boy)
"What a big...eight-headed snake..." (Beria)
"Ma...meow!" (Yorichi)
What is even more devastating is that the exclamations of the six people and one cat were actually mixed with the cheers of Tikasuo and the squeaking of the octopus head: "Wuhu! The world is collapsing, everything is spinning! Inspiration, inspiration is pouring out. out!"
"Zhizhizhi." (The boss is right.)
Amidst the shouts and shouts of everyone, China and Pakistan passed through layers of strange thin "membranes" and finally completed this devastating transmission process.
After swaying to a stop, as soon as the door of the minibus opened, everyone except Chen Fan and Beria rushed out and fell to their knees and vomited. Only Beria endured the dizziness and nausea and held on with his hands. The car body barely managed to stay awake.
"The Buddha told Ananda: 'After my nirvana, when the Dharma is about to disappear, in the five adverse turbulent times, the demonic path flourishes. The demon acts as a recluse and disrupts my path. Wear common clothes, like cassocks and five-colored clothes. Drink wine, eat meat, kill and be greedy. Taste, no compassion, more hatred and jealousy.
After the demon monks die, their spirits will fall into the hell of no choice. Among the five treasonous sins, hungry ghosts and beasts have not experienced the Ganges Sand Tribulation. The sin actually came from being born in a border country, where there are no Three Jewels.
The Dharma is about to perish, and when it does, the heavens will weep. Floods and droughts are not regulated, and grains are not ripe. The epidemic is prevalent and many people die. The people are diligent and the county officials are lenient in punishment. If things don't follow the principles, they will all be confused and confused. The number of wicked people is like the sand in the sea. There are very few good people, only one or two. As the calamity is about to end, the sun and the moon will speed up, human life will become shorter, and forty heads will turn gray. If a man is lost in chaos, he will die at the end of his life, or his life span may be sixty years. Men have a short life span, while women have a long life span of seventy, ninety, or up to a hundred years. The flood suddenly rises and ends indefinitely. The world does not believe it, so it is said to be permanent. All living beings are of all kinds, no matter how rich or low they are, they are not drowned, they are eaten by fish and turtles. '"
Chen Fan, who was reciting the Tianzhu Dharma Sutra, was immediately slapped on the back by Tikasuo who got out of the car. He immediately entered the meditation mode: "Stop reciting the sutra, you are here, enjoy Imai." Let’s enjoy the scenery!”
After hearing Tikasuo's words, the four people who were almost vomiting wiped the corners of their mouths and straightened up, and looked into the distance with Chen Fan and Beria -
——On the huge metal platform, the gray strange fog alternates between thick and thin. Through it, row upon row of strange buildings in the distance can be vaguely seen. Some are wrapped in lush and strange branches, and some have a few lines of formation-like formations flashing on the surface from time to time. Red light, not to mention the huge shadow looming low down.
Breathing the moist air intoxicatedly, Tikasuo stretched out his hands enthusiastically and solemnly introduced the six people who came here for the first time: "Then, once again, everyone is welcome to come to Imaiji and enjoy the chaos and weirdness here. The scenery!”
After a moment of silence, Chen Fan put down his clasped hands and curiously asked Tikasuo: "Master, we seem to be going to the restaurant Cronus, right? But this seems to be just a portal exit?"
Hearing Chen Fan's words, Tikasuo snapped his fingers cheerfully: "Good Boy! This is indeed just a teleportation exit, but don't underestimate the effectiveness of the teleportation gate? He does not move randomly and randomly, but according to the Are you teleporting to the location reported by the incoming person? Now we are only one step away from the mysterious restaurant Kronos!"
As he spoke, Tikasuo walked to the edge of the huge metal platform, first scanned his fingers on a certain instrument, then spread his arms directly, and fell backwards facing Chen Fan and others who looked confused.
In the deathly silence, only Ticasso's words before falling echoed in the air: "Then, everyone just follow me~"
The dead silence continued for a while. When Chen Fan turned to look at the octopus head and received a nod of affirmative answer, he simply lay down on the platform with his aviation backpack on his back: "I refuse! I have a fear of heights! I don't want to play anymore, let go." Go back!!!"
Seeing Chen Fan's appearance, Beria couldn't help but sigh. He strode forward and lifted him up like a cat by the scruff of his neck. Then he tightly tucked him under his armpits to eliminate the possibility of struggling. He turned around and quickly walked to the edge of the platform. .
Looking back at the four people behind him, Beria made a "go ahead" gesture, then faced the bottomless abyss below and took a deep breath, then closed his eyes and led Chen Fan down.
The howling wind filled his ears, and the feeling of weightlessness kept stimulating Beria's senses. Just when Beria himself began to wonder if Ticasso wanted to throw himself and others to death in order to evade the obligation to treat guests, he suddenly felt The body became light and then suddenly stopped falling.
After hesitating for a moment, Beria slowly opened his eyes, and suddenly found that he was standing in front of a magnificent steel gate, and Ticasso, who had taken a step forward, was pointing at Bailey with a smirk on his face. On Ya: "I was so scared that I still hugged you. It seems that this kid has extremely deep feelings for you, Belia."
Only then did he realize that the semi-conscious Chen Fan was hugging his waist tightly. Beria was angry and annoyed. After pulling him down with force, he slapped him twice, but when he really hit Chen Fan on the face, Subconsciously, he withdrew his strength.
There were two soft pops, and the dazed Chen Fan finally woke up. When he opened his eyes, he found Beria standing in front of him, with a slight sullen look on his face.
Although he didn't know what happened, Chen Fan knew that Beria would not be angry for no reason. He must have done something bad subconsciously when he was unconscious, so he immediately rubbed his face and put on an apologetic smile. : "I'm sorry, Beria. I fainted just now and I really don't know what happened, but if I offended anything, I will take the initiative to change it."
While they were talking, the other four people also appeared outside the giant steel door. They looked at Beria and Chen Fan who were being picked up and looked at each other, confused as to what was going on.
Fortunately, everyone else had also arrived, and Chen Fan had a good attitude in admitting his mistake. Beria snorted and gently put Chen Fan down. Then he turned to look at Tikasuo, who was happily watching the show, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Human Everyone is here, can we go in?"
Seeing that Beria had said this, Tikasuo suddenly shook his head quite boredly: "You... things finally became interesting after a long time, why did you give up so easily? I suggest you wait a little longer -"
Click!
Before Tikasuo finished speaking, the surface of the metal platform under Beria's feet shattered with a loud sound, and debris flew to the ground.
Slowly raising his right foot, Beria said expressionlessly: "Now, can we go taste some of Kronos's delicious food?
T·Ka·Sou·Grand Master? "
Taking a step back without leaving a trace, Tikasuo subconsciously touched his right cheek, then shrugged and said to the huge blue jellyfish that appeared behind him at some point: "Jantry, you also heard this If so, please take us in next."
Slightly tilting the body to show courtesy, the blue jellyfish as tall as a person then tapped the surface of the giant steel door with its ghostly tentacles a few times, and then moved out of the way. Half of the tentacles pointed at the metal and shrank to reveal an ordinary door suitable for humans to enter and exit. Doorway.
"Well, thank you very much, gatekeeper." He patted the blue jellyfish's cap gently to make it glow a wonderful pink color. Before entering the door, Tikasuo did not forget to remind everyone: "By the way, follow me along the way after entering." If you walk in a straight line and are curious about other doors, you will be torn apart by the space matrix here, right?"
After saying that, Ticasso rushed into the doorway. The six people behind him looked at each other, and then Beria snorted and entered the doorway first. Chen Fan then shrugged and followed with his backpack, and the other four people followed suit. enter.
But no matter who it is, they will subconsciously touch the cap of the blue jellyfish to make it flash an interesting pink.
