Early the next morning, the familiar bell rang again, and a white palm stretched out from the bedside to pull it shut. Chen Fan yawned and sat up from the big bed. He lowered his head and looked at Ye Yi, who was staring in confusion, and then leaned down again. He started to kiss her.
He kissed her forehead first, and then slowly continued downwards, kissing her high bridge of nose, slightly wet lips, and smooth neck.
Sure enough, just when Chen Fan was trying to go down, Yoruichi kicked him down again: "Are you done?! Pack your things quickly, aren't you going out to compete today... and join a group tour? Take advantage of the time you have! It’s time to wash up and don’t bother me!”
With that said, Miss Ye Yi, who was defeated again last night, rolled up the quilt and twisted a few times, and began to return to the cage.
With a long sigh and wondering why he was doing this, Chen Fan got up from the ground and started dressing and washing up. After going to the toilet, he tiptoed back to the room and started packing his luggage and preparing to leave.
Just when Chen Fan was packing his luggage, Ye Yi yawned and sat up from the bed. After staying there for a while, he turned into a black cat with a bang, got into the aviation backpack and continued to sleep soundly.
Seeing that last night had really put Ye Yi through a lot, Chen Fan had no choice but to put on his airline backpack, drag his luggage to the elevator, and after spending a few minutes, go to the hotel lobby to return the room card.
After getting his pass back from the smiling hotel greeter, Chen Fan checked the boarding time marked on it again and found that he arrived exactly ten minutes early.
Heaving a sigh of relief, Chen Fan dragged his suitcase to the sofa in the lobby. He sat down and just took out his cell phone to read the news to kill some time. A heavy slap suddenly hit Chen Fan on the shoulder: "Hey ?Chen Fan, why are you also in this hotel? We are really destined, hahaha."
Upon hearing this hearty laughter, Chen Fan immediately realized who was patting him on the shoulder. He turned his head happily and met those iron-gray eyes: "Beria? This world is really small. Speaking of which, you said yesterday Is the matter settled? No trouble, right?"
"Hey, it's a small matter." Beria took off his backpack and sat down next to Chen Fan. Beria seemed to be in a good mood: "I know it was self-defense and the surveillance of the amusement park also proved that the other party drew a gun first and attacked in advance. The police department I was released after just a few words of education, but you checked the immigration information and confirmed that I had the qualification to hold a gun and then let me go without any problems."
When Beria mentioned the entry information, Chen Fan couldn't help but remember that when he filled out the form, he was shocked to see a large number of controlled weapons in the Americas, various pistols, rifles, and even machine guns and sniper rifles within the scope of application, so he secretly thought to himself again I sighed with emotion that America is really full of martial virtues.
"Ah, it's fine. I just took the trouble to go to the police station..." Just as he was about to express his embarrassment politely, the sharp-eyed Chen Fan suddenly saw the familiar yellow piece of paper that Beria stuffed into the inner pocket of his clothes. , he blurted out cheerful and slightly doubtful words: "Why are you going to travel too, Beria? Our passes are exactly the same!"
Hearing Chen Fan's words, the smile on Beria's face suddenly froze, and after seeing Chen Fan take out his pass, the smile turned into a dumbfounded one: "That...Chen Fan, Let me ask a question, are you sure that when your employer gave you this pass, they told you to come for travel?"
Nodding quite naturally, Chen Fan suddenly realized that something was wrong with Beria's expression: "Why...don't you come here for travel, Beria? Ah, you did say before that you came to participate in the competition. Could it be that it comes with a bonus?" Tourism project?”
At this point, Beria completely understood, so he patted Chen Fan on the shoulder sympathetically: "Young man, you have been cheated... Oh no, you and your unit have been cheated."
Chen Fan: "???"
Facing Chen Fan's confused expression, Beria sighed softly and began to patiently explain to Chen Fan: "Fortunately, we met early, so I'll tell you what's going on... First of all, What we are participating in is not a tourism project, but a painting competition."
Chen Fan: "...?"
I'm really good at painting, right? !
"Calm down." Seeing Chen Fan's face twitching, Beria patted him on the shoulder to signal him not to worry: "It is said to be a painting competition, but it is actually to test the floating spirit's ability to control and render its own spiritual power. . This competition lasts for three days in total. During this period, the contestants will be divided into different large rooms separately. They will eat, drink and have sex in the room. The remaining time will be spent on a canvas to show their level through painting.
Of course, painting skills are not important. What the judges focus on is how much the finished product resonates with them to determine the final ranking.
The most special thing about this competition is that, excluding the top ten, no matter how high you rank in the competition, you can participate in a week-long tourism activity in the Australian border city of Imaki to gain knowledge, so those who have participated in the competition in recent years Although the number is as high as nearly 10,000, it is becoming more and more uneven, and many people even participate with the mentality of traveling and gaining insights. "
Speaking of this, Beria stopped to observe Chen Fan's reaction, but found that his attention was completely elsewhere: "Imagee? It's the junction of the distorted abyss and Yunshang in Australia, which is always shrouded in thick fog. Thick fog, a ghost place where many forces and races restrict each other, and a dangerous balance is achieved? Normal people wouldn't go there, right?!"
This time Beria did not pat Chen Fan on the shoulder, but slapped him on the back: "What are you talking about? As a floating spirit, it is the most basic thing to go to Imaiji to gain experience. You are not even old yet." I’m older, am I too conservative?”
Chen Fan was so slapped by Beria that he bent over and trembled. Knowing that the other party was just using up his strength, Chen Fan could only smile bitterly: "Well, people are different, forget it, Beria, just keep talking. Can’t everyone go to Imaiji for a week? That means the company has cheated me. How can you say that the company has also been cheated?”
Seeing that Chen Fan still didn't know anything, Beria shook his head and took out his phone and showed him the latest news: "The problem lies in this year's competition-it was only announced yesterday that Master Tikasuo is going to compete." Be the referee this time."
Chen Fan: "...who?"
Beria was also convinced and could only continue to patiently explain to Chen Fan: "It's the famous master in the American spirit world and the world's art world, 'Super Luck Ticasso'! Chen Fan, even if you don't care about America The world’s art world must know about this, right?”
It wasn't until Beria said this famous title that Chen Fan finally remembered: "Ah... that particularly free and unrestrained master of abstract art, who offended many people and encountered many unfortunate things but in the end saved the day? It turns out that he was the one who saved the day from danger." He is also a floating spirit...so what? Just be a judge, and it will make me lose some weight?"
"...To be honest, it's much more serious than missing a piece of meat." Taking back the phone in admiration, Beria couldn't help but shook his head: "After all, this master is actually a fifth-level floating spirit master. The ability is also related to luck, and you can even check it directly on the Internet - passive is good luck, level one is good luck in pairs, level two is luck doubling, level three is super doubling..."
Hearing this, Chen Fan couldn't help but complain: "Then what? Is level four super super doubled?"
Unexpectedly, Beria shook his head: "No, it's the halo of good luck."
hiss--
Taking a breath of air, Chen Fan refused to admit defeat and continued to guess: "The fifth level...is the aura increase, right?"
However, Beria still shook his head to deny Chen Fan's conjecture: "No, misfortunes never come singly."
"...I'm telling you, this guy's skill tree is absolutely crooked!"
"Well, calm down first, the important point is still later." Patting Chen Fan on the shoulder to calm him down, Beria continued: "Because this master is moody and free-spirited, this time I heard that He serves as a judge, and it is estimated that except for the top ten, everyone else who bought the pass at a high price will not be able to go to Imaiji, so I guess many people will give up this competition directly."
"Abandon the game?" Chen Fan took out his pass and shook it. Chen Fan was still a little puzzled. As soon as he opened his mouth, Beria pulled him to his feet, took his luggage and walked towards a bus that looked like a robot punk: " Wait, how much does this pass cost? And why do so many people abandon the competition instead of protesting to the organizers?”
With one hand, he easily carried Chen Fan and his luggage onto the side of the car and put them away. Beria then put his hand on Chen Fan's shoulder and coaxed him onto the bus: "This pass is probably only a hundred thousand yuan." Just one US dollar, it’s not a big amount of money. As for why you don’t go to the organizer to protest..."
After getting Chen Fan into the seat in the back, Beria sat down in the aisle seat and faced Chen Fan with his hands spread out: "Because no one wants to step on someone walking on the road in the coming days." Dog shxt, bricks fell from the sky just after leaving the house, a car had a flat tire for no reason, encountered an iceberg on a ship, choked on chewing gum on an airplane, it’s that simple.”
After listening to Beria's words, Chen Fan suddenly had a new understanding of Ticasso's ability: "Oh, that's no wonder. A hundred thousand dollars is a small thing compared to life... By the way, you pulled me What are you doing here? I can’t draw, so even if I go to the competition, it’s a waste of time, right?”
Beria just laughed when he heard this, and quite familiarly took out the sleepy Ye Yi from the aviation backpack in front of Chen Fan, put it on his lap and stroked it gently while saying: "You have a lot of experience, you can do it in no time." He recognized that I was using the Patton Fluid Technique, and I didn’t feel a sense of crisis when I pulled out the gun. This shows that my focus was entirely on the big man and there was no leakage. Based on these two points, you should be able to win a small prize if you participate in the competition. , spend a week on a trip to Imaki.”
Chen Fan could only laugh at this, but since Beria was blocking him in front of him and even holding Ye Yi hostage as a "cat hostage", Chen Fan could only hold his nose and recognize it.
But having said that... what will be the reaction after Sister Xiaojiu finds out that Ticasso becomes a judge?
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At this moment, Director Hu Weijiu, who was hard at work writing documents in the Los Angeles Administration Bureau, suddenly sneezed, and then raised his head with a puzzled look on his face: "Huh? Who is scolding me? Is it you, Xiao Wu?"
Wu Xiu, who had come back to work as Hu Weijiu's secretary after going around a lot, rolled his eyes, took out his phone and showed Hu Weijiu the latest American news: "No, Master Tikaso has become the judge of the competition. I guess it was the ugly guy Chen Fan who scolded me. .”
“...OH NO!!!”
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"Let me tell you, McGrane is definitely very tolerant in nature, and he is no less tolerant than Prem. For his men, he can always tolerate them making low-level mistakes at critical moments and ruining their lives. He even tried to kill all the people on earth that he hated. Even though he had enslaved people on earth, compared with the heinous crimes committed by some countries in history, , McGonagall is much kinder, let alone to aliens. On the one hand, this shows that although McGonagall is the leader of the villain, he has not completely wiped out his conscience. On the other hand, it also shows his broad vision and overall situation. Watch.”
Back to Chen Fan, in the bus with only a dozen or so people in the bus, while listening to Beria continuing to evaluate Magtron, the inability to masturbate Ye Yi and the shaking of the vehicle made Chen Fan more and more sleepy, and he didn't know what to do. He closed his eyes and fell asleep.
It wasn't until the vehicle arrived at its destination that Chen Fan was woken up by Beria's slap on the side. He found that he had been sleeping soundly on Beria's shoulder, and a blush suddenly flashed on his face: "Ah... Sorry, I get sleepy easily after being in the car for a long time..."
"It's okay, it's okay." Before Chen Fan could finish speaking, Beria waved his hand extremely generously: "I feel the same way when flying, and I also squinted for a while just now. Even if we are even, let's go. , go down and get your luggage first."
Ye Yi, who was picked up by Chen Fan and put into his aviation backpack, looked at the blush that had just faded on his face and couldn't help but click his tongue.
This kid also said that he has not awakened the female in his heart. I think if it continues like this, I am afraid that he will be like a little bird leaning in the arms of a tall man, and it will be whatever others say.
Ignoring Yoruichi who was mumbling behind him and not knowing what he was thinking, Chen Fan and Beria took off their luggage from the side of the bus while chatting, and then each went through the security check and entered the competition venue. They were shocked to find that there were only a few hundred people in the huge venue. arrival.
Just as he was sighing at the great reputation of Tikasowe, a loud voice came from the big stage in the center of the venue: "Okay! It seems that there are so many people today. I will let the rest of them go away for a month. Bad luck, as for those of you who are already here—"
Looking at the contestants with different expressions in the venue, the tall and thin middle-aged man in the center of the stage chuckled strangely: "The rules have changed this time! You don't need three days to paint, you are here, just one hour to paint." Homework, and I will not take the top ten, but let the top six come with me to enjoy the delicious food at Cronos, the most exclusive restaurant in Imaki!"
Chen Fan: "...Why the hell has it changed again? Is it over yet?!"
(Again, absolutely straight!!!)
