"Huha! -" In the sunny morning, Chen Fan pushed away Ye Yi, who was sleeping soundly on his side without turning into a cat form. He couldn't help but look at her tofu-like abdominal muscles. Fortunately, Piao Ling's physical fitness was good enough, otherwise the life he finally recovered would have to be lost again.
Just looking at Ye Yi's six-pack abs, Chen Fan looked down at his mermaid-lined belly with resentment, sighed, got up and got out of bed and started to get dressed.
After being woken up by Chen Fan's motion to get up, Ye Yi kicked Chen Fan's thigh dissatisfiedly, almost knocking Chen Fan down while he was wearing short-sleeved shirts.
After grinning and taking a few steps back, Chen Fan angrily put on his short sleeves. He didn't even have time to put on his pants before he took a few steps forward and pounced on Ye Yi, who was lying on the bed. He pressed her down and then faced her bronze butt. A series of slaps:
"Let you kick me! Let you kick me!"
Chen Fan would never admit that his current behavior included jealousy of Yoruichi's obvious abdominal muscles.
After all, people's physiques are different. No matter how diligently Chen Fan practices, he can only develop mermaid lines instead of actual abdominal muscles.
Ye Yi was not a loser. He turned over and got into a fight with Chen Fan. Seeing that Chen Fan, who was not physically superior, was about to fall into a disadvantage, Zhang Cai's nervous voice suddenly came through the door. Come in:
"Son? What are you doing? Why did I hear a girl's voice in the room?!"
Chen Fan and Ye Yi quickly looked at each other after hearing this. The moment Zhang Cai opened the door, Chen Fan let go of Ye Yi, let her change back to her cat form, held her down and started sucking her belly.
When she walked in and saw Chen Fan sucking Ye Yi, Zhang Cai walked around the room suspiciously, and after confirming that the only female in Chen Fan's room was still a female cat, she patted Chen Fan's head in confusion:
"Really, I didn't even respond when I asked you to come for breakfast, but you ended up here watching Fuso cartoons and playing with Yoruichi. How old are you and still watching these things? Isn't it childish?"
"Mom! I just watch a cartoon, and many cartoons are not meant for children, okay?"
Shaking his head helplessly and getting up from the bed, Chen Fan reached out to pick up the shorts on the ground and put them on, then put on the sandals he wore at home and followed Zhang Cai, who was laughing, out of the room.
Before closing the door, Chen Fan did not forget to wave his palm viciously at Ye Yi.
In the end, all he got in exchange was Yoruichi's contemptuous gaze and a paw that raised a finger.
After breakfast, Chen Fan returned to the room and played with Ye Yi, changed his clothes, greeted his parents, and then drove Ye Yi to the management office in a white car to start his day's work.
It is said to be work, but in fact, when there is no task, members can work by themselves, and they can do whatever they want, and no one cares about it at all.
So Chen Fan spent two weeks studying nearly a semester's worth of coursework on the online course platform. When encountering a situation that required experiments, he went to the simulation room of the Management Bureau to use the living corpses restored by spiritual energy particles to operate it carefully. I have finished my first semester course.
However, through the experimental anatomy in the simulation room and the teachings of Wei Yanwu and Hu Weijiu in the past two weeks, Chen Fan finally figured out what happened to the so-called living corpses.
As the name suggests, living remains are living remains. Although the original individual lost its mind after being eroded by the abyss, its physical fitness has been greatly improved, and both its strength and recovery speed are quite astonishing.
After being strengthened, the living corpse is not afraid of death or pain, but only wants to vent its destruction. It can also continuously contaminate the enemy with blood for assimilation. It can be said to be the top combat cannon fodder.
It’s not like the national administration agencies and the League of Nations’ special bureaus haven’t thought about using some method to allow humans to control living corpses, but whether it’s soft or hard, they all end in failure, and there are some painful lessons.
In the end, various agencies concluded a rule, that is, living corpses are like zombies in science fiction movies. Once they appear, they must be disposed of quickly before they spread, and the process can even be done at any cost.
After figuring this out, Chen Fan finally understood why the aberrations that were easily corroded were gathered together.
If it is completely convenient for the spread of living corpses, one missile can flatten the area where the aberrations gather to prevent wider spread.
Sighing and clicking on today's courseware, Chen Fan only had the lowest level of sympathy for normal people towards the misfortune of the aberrations.
And just when Chen Fan was about to continue being a salary thief for another day, Wu Xiu, who had also been idle for two weeks, suddenly walked up to the opposite side of Chen Fan, raised his hand and tapped the computer screen:
"Hey, Chen Fan, Hu Weijiu has assigned a new mission today. It's time for us to go out."
Regretfully, Chen Fan reached out to turn off the computer screen. Chen Fan didn't know whether he should be grateful that he no longer had to be a salary thief, or pity that the course he was about to complete was forced to be suspended:
"Okay, what's the mission this time? Isn't it better to go find the drug dealer?"
Hearing Chen Fan's casual remarks, Wu Xiu almost laughed:
"What are you thinking? Drug dealers don't need time to restock. If you can catch one every two weeks, the administration won't have to worry about the mutants in the old city not being able to buy enough drugs."
Before Chen Fan could get angry, Wu Xiu shook his head and told Chen Fan about this mission:
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. This time the three of us are going to help with local affairs. Aren't there going to be international flower garden exhibitions held in Los Angeles these two days? A lot of police forces have been deployed in the police stations in each jurisdiction, and now there is a shortage of manpower. , so the chief of the police station discussed with the director of the administration and decided to let those of us from the patrol team help to alleviate the problem of manpower shortage."
Frowning slightly, Chen Fan stood up and began to pack the equipment he was going to bring. While doing so, he asked Wu Xiu:
"Okay, but this is the first time I know that the patrol team will become a foreign aid to the police station... Speaking of which, are there any specific details about our mission this time? It can't be a general description like going to help, right? ?”
He said in his heart that no matter what you are, this is the first time I have heard that the Management Bureau has been seconded. Wu Xiu still kept the words in his heart, curled his lips and told Chen Fan the details of this mission:
"Stop being so nagging, just pack your things and go! This time the task is to make room for an uncle who is occupying an ambulance stretcher. The police station in that area really doesn't have the police force to deal with this kind of thing."
Although he always felt that this kind of nonsense was too trivial, Chen Fan, who felt vaguely guilty about becoming a salary thief, swallowed the words back in his stomach, prepared all his equipment, and followed Wu Xiu out of the management office.
After opening the door of the special van and getting in, Chen Fan, who was following Wu Xiu, had just closed the door when he saw Wei Yanwu leaning over from the cab while chewing tomatoes and grinning mischievously:
"Hey! Xiao Chen and Xiao Wu, this is probably the first time you two have heard that members of the Management Bureau will be seconded by local units, right? Are you surprised that such a mysterious organization is so down-to-earth?"
Silently picking up the brochure of the Administration that was always on the back seat, Chen Fan resisted the urge to roll his eyes, shook the brochure in his hand and sighed:
"Uncle Wei, how can an organization that distributes pamphlets all day long to warn citizens still be mysterious?"
Then Chen Fan was ridiculed by Wu Xiu:
"Yes, yes, I don't know if it is because of this reason that you ignored the official announcements. As a result, you were attacked by three Yin spirits for such a long time and almost lost your life."
After clicking his tongue for a long time, Wu Xiu still felt that it was not strong enough. Just as he was about to continue speaking, Chen Fan grabbed his neck and pushed him into the back seat to beat him.
Wei Yanwu, who was sitting in the driver's seat, looked helplessly through the rearview mirror at Chen Fan and Wu Xiu who were fighting. While sighing at the husky squatting in the passenger seat, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly. .
In this noisy atmosphere, the van drove all the way, and it didn't take long before it arrived at a place that Chen Fan was quite familiar with.
Los Angeles Hospital.
As soon as he saw this sign, Chen Fan refused to get out of the car and refused to move despite Wu Xiu and Wei Yanwu's efforts:
"Wu Xiu, you are so heartless! Uncle Wei! Are you also colluding with this dead demon?!"
"Okay, okay." With a smirk on his face that couldn't be suppressed, Wu Xiu pulled Chen Fan's right arm and kept exerting force:
"I know you are embarrassed to come to your home hospital, but we are working for the administration now, so we have to complete our tasks well, right?"
"I won't! Let me tell you two, I, Chen Fan, will not get off the car today! Even if my father comes and stands here urging me, I will not get off the car!!!"
Seeing Chen Fan yelling so enthusiastically, Wei Yanwu felt that it was a bit unsightly to continue like this, so he reached out and patted Wu Xiu on the shoulder, indicating that he didn't need to pull Chen Fan anymore. It was not that the two of them couldn't handle this task.
After receiving Wei Yanwu's advice, Wu Xiu had no choice but to reluctantly let go of Chen Fan's arm. While smacking his lips, he walked to the co-pilot, opened the door, pulled the husky out, and then looked at the husky who couldn't get out of the car with him. Chen Fan, that look on his face is a mockery.
Seeing the smile on Wu Xiu's face and Husky's stupid face, Chen Fan was so filled with hatred that he simply closed the car door, out of sight and out of mind, and pretended that nothing happened.
Seeing that Chen Fan was still pulling on the condom without putting it on, Wu Xiu could only shake his head with great regret, then followed Wei Yanwu to the door of the hospital's outpatient department, separated from the crowd of spectators and squeezed in:
"Please give way, please give way. People from the Los Angeles City Administration Bureau are here to help. Everyone, give way!"
After talking for a long time, Wu Xiu and Wei Yanwu separated from the crowd and walked to the center of the crowd. After watching a circle of people at the center of the incident open the law enforcement recorders issued by the police station, they asked:
"Come on, come on, sister-in-law, don't worry. Someone called the Jiefang Road Police Station and reported that the ambulance stretcher was forcibly occupied. What's going on?"
Hearing Wei Yanwu speak, he pointed at the female doctor wearing sunglasses and the middle-aged woman in the ambulance who was arguing with the ambulance staff with a helpless face. She waved her ion iron and used a larger The voice shouted:
"Administration Bureau? Are you similar to the police? Let me tell you, my old man tripped and broke his leg on the broken road in the village today. When he came to this hospital, the doctor here actually asked us to Quickly change the bed and go in for inspection, and then we have to pay the deposit ourselves! Where can such a thing happen?! The person in charge of this road should be asked to pay it!"
"Uh..." When encountering this kind of situation for the first time, Wu Xiu couldn't help but feel a little at a loss. Fortunately, Wei Yanwu stepped forward to help him out:
"Madam, the deposit is refundable. Once the police station determines that you are not the responsible person, not only the deposit, but also the cost of treatment will be paid by the person who should be responsible."
Looking down at the middle-aged man moaning and groaning on the ambulance bed, Wei Yanwu continued to persuade patiently:
"So, you two don't have to worry about the deposit. There are still people in urgent need waiting to use the ambulance. How about you hurry up and free up the ambulance bed first so that they can save others?"
As soon as Wei Yanwu finished his persuasion, someone in the crowd immediately started booing:
"Sir! Don't listen to her nonsense! These guys are from my village. When the village wanted to build a road, they were unwilling to pay for it. The village party secretary saw that their house didn't have access to the main road, so the village didn't give them the road in front of their house. Xiu Shang, now this man got injured by himself when he went out, and he has nothing to do with the village!"
Upon hearing this, Wei Yanwu secretly wanted to suffer.
Sure enough, the middle-aged woman with ion iron suddenly became angry and pointed at the crowd and yelled:
"You guys know nothing! Why are the roads in front of other people's houses being built and ours not being cared about?! The village should build our roads! I left my words here. The village won't send the money." , don’t even think about taking the bed away!”
Seeing the women acting bad here, Wu Xiu's brows became more and more intense. When she started making trouble again confidently, she finally couldn't bear it anymore:
"Auntie, you are occupying public resources by occupying the ambulance bed like this. If you continue to make trouble like this, you will not be able to take advantage. Be careful, you will be worse off than you are now."
Wei Yanwu immediately called them "good guys". It seemed that Wu Xiu and Chen Fan were definitely taught by a Chinese teacher. These sarcastic words were spoken more smoothly with each one.
The female doctor in sunglasses at the hospital couldn't stand it any longer. She stepped forward and warned:
"Madam, your husband's leg is probably fractured now. If the injury cannot be confirmed as soon as possible, it will have a bad impact on the subsequent treatment. It is better for you to get out of bed first and hand over the deposit to get a diagnosis as soon as possible. , If you delay it too late, you might become lame even if it’s not cured.”
At first glance, the middle-aged man was startled when he heard that there might be a serious problem with his leg. He was about to say to the woman, why don't we take a look before talking about anything else, but he was retracted by her fierce gaze.
It wasn't over yet. When the woman saw her husband wavering, she actually reached out and hit the female doctor directly, knocking off the sunglasses of the female doctor who couldn't dodge with a slap:
"You vixen! Why are you trying to seduce my husband when you have nothing to do?! Ah?! Do you still want to show off your face!?"
With a click, the sunglasses fell to the ground and broke one of the temples.
At the same time, the female doctor was caught off guard and revealed her eyes hidden behind her sunglasses——
It was a pair of ferocious snake pupils with tiny green scales covering the corners of the eyes.
