"Kudeng"
At 8:30 a.m. the next day, Chen Yang drove Chen Fan to the gate of the Luocheng Administration Bureau and drove into the compound after a bumpy ride.
"Tch, you need to get some shock-absorbing belts, you really have nothing to do." Chen Yang wrote his name and contact information on the visitor registration form angrily, and drove away with a stinky face.
The two security guards in the guard booth looked at each other in confusion, and then shrugged indifferently. They had been instructed by the team leader long ago and did not take Chen Yang's words to heart.
But, for Chen Yang, that stingy director actually installed a shock-absorbing belt on the courtyard gate overnight?
The president of a big hospital is really amazing...
After gently applying the brakes and stopping at the door of the office building, Chen Yang watched silently as Chen Fan got out of the passenger seat and then waved goodbye to himself.
It wasn't until Chen Fan's figure disappeared into the building that Chen Yang wiped the corners of his eyes, started the car and left the management office.
"Click!"
Just at the entrance of the courtyard, the car bumped again.
"Hiss... Is the old bald director of the Administration Bureau mentally ill? Why install a shock-absorbing belt at the door when he has nothing to do?"
Standing in front of the mahogany office door, with Ye Yi squatting on Chen Fan's left shoulder, he raised his right hand and knocked on the door twice.
Boom.
Boom.
Then, Hu Weijiu's lazy voice came from inside the door:
"Who is it? Come in."
So Chen Fan opened the door of the redwood house.
So Chen Fan locked eyes with Hu Weijiu, who was lying barefoot on the leather sofa with a bunch of snacks in his hand, eating and watching TV.
Looking at the messy room and the wide-eyed Hu Weijiu, Chen Fan stiffened for a moment, silently turned around and walked out of the room, and then closed the door.
The next moment, the sound of quickly packing up things came from the room.
Outside the door, Chen Fan stood silently with his luggage in the surprised eyes of the passers-by. Only the corners of his eyes that twitched from time to time betrayed his emotions at this time.
After the sounds in the room gradually subsided, Chen Fan raised his hand again and knocked on the door twice.
Boom.
Boom.
"Ahem, um, is it Chen Fan? Come in, come in."
Hearing Hu Weijiu's greeting, Chen Fan put his hand on the door panel and hesitated for a moment, then took a deep breath and pushed the door open with his palm.
After entering, Chen Fan and Ye Yi were stunned for a moment when they looked at the tidy room, and then looked at Hu Weijiu with some surprise, who was sitting behind the desk with an upright and kind face.
"Come on, Chen Fan, please sit down, you're welcome." Probably wanting to save some impression points quickly, Hu Weijiu pointed at the leather sofa and urged Chen Fan to sit down first.
Looking at the sofa that was stained with snack crumbs that Hu Weijiu had spilled from his mouth, Chen Fan silently put down his suitcase, pulled a folding chair from the wall, opened it, and then lifted it to the opposite side of Hu Weijiu, slowly Sit down.
Hu Weijiu didn't react at all to Chen Fan's actions, and with a big wave of her hand, she arranged the rest of today's itinerary:
"Well, since you have come to report, let's chat and relax first. When you are ready, I will take you to bind the spiritual contract."
By the way, he wiped away the snack pieces from the corner of his mouth without leaving a trace.
Chen Fan, who had come to report early, sat obediently and nodded, not having any objections to Hu Weijiu's arrangements.
As a result, when he did this, Hu Weijiu felt a little embarrassed. She was at a loss for words and wanted to find something to say to ease the embarrassment:
"Uh, what, you came very early today?"
Raising his hand to lift Ye Yi off his shoulders and placing it on his knees, Chen Fan began to pet the cat while chatting awkwardly with Hu Weijiu:
"Well, it's okay. After all, my dad is a doctor. After living with him for a long time, I'm used to leaving some time in advance when I go, so as not to be delayed on the road if there are any temporary problems. After all, it's always better to arrive early and wait for a while. It’s better than being half a day late and delaying things.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Fan realized something was wrong.
This sounds exactly like what happened last night! ?
Sure enough, Hu Weijiu's expression suddenly stiffened.
But having been in society for many years, she immediately changed the subject: "Ah, that's true. By the way, Chen Fan, you brought a cat to report?"
Looking at Ye Yi who was pointed at by Hu Wei, Chen Fan was a little nervous:
"Ah, because I have always taken care of my Ye Yi family, and my parents also thought that bringing the cat over would help me feel at home and not be so lonely, so..."
Hu Weijiu: "..."
Chen Fan: "..."
Yoruichi: "...meow."
What should she do if she was unconscious and angry about her previous mistakes twice in front of her immediate boss? Waiting online, quite urgent.
"Hmm!" In the awkward atmosphere that filled the entire office, Hu Weijiu coughed lightly to break the silence:
"Personally, I think it would be better to introduce Chen Fan to you now what departments there are in the administration and what their respective responsibilities are, so that you can have a general understanding, right?"
It's better than having an awkward conversation and then being ridiculed non-stop by me, right?
After silently complaining in his heart, Chen Fan nodded obediently and said that the leader was right and the leader said well.
Seeing that Chen Fan finally stopped holding on to his mistake last night, Hu Weijiu breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, then reached for the file on her desk and used it as an example to explain to Chen Fan:
"Then, let's start with your file as an example. First of all, the Administration is not only an independent agency in a city, but an exclusive agency in every country that is used to count and control the floating spirits."
"In fact, in the beginning, each country had its own separate name for the bureau. For example, our Daxia is called the Statistics Bureau, and the American side is called the FBI Open The Door! Ahem... Well, the American side is called the FBI, and the Holy Rome is called the Inquisition. , Roskiev is called Coppola, Babylon is called Hades, etc. Anyway, everyone has their own name."
Hearing this, good student Chen Fan raised his right hand: "Question! Why did everyone change the name to the Administration?"
Hu Weijiu was quite satisfied with Chen Fan's support and snapped her fingers:
"This involves the war against the tide twenty-six years ago. I believe Chen Fan, you have also learned relevant content in the history books of ordinary high schools, right?"
After briefly recalling what he had learned in three years of high school, Chen Fan struggled to remember:
"Ah, I know, it is still a test point in history and culture classes. Twenty-six years ago, the lower abyss was polluted by the remnants of the previous civilization's war. Under the leadership of Satan, the most powerful god and demon in the abyss at that time, he attacked us in the upper realm. Chang launched an attack, and after four years of fighting with heavy casualties, the two sides reached an armistice agreement, which has been a truce to this day... and then there is no more relevant introduction."
Baring her teeth, Hu Weijiu was not surprised that Chen Fan was thinking hard:
"You see, this is the problem for you students who have just finished the college entrance examination. It takes a long time to remember the things you have memorized. Fortunately, it has only been more than a week since you took the exam. If it had taken longer, I might not have forgotten everything."
After complaining about the state of Chen Fan and other students who have completed the college entrance examination, Hu Weijiu continued to complain about the test points:
"Then, most of these test points are superficial, and some really important things are not covered at all. Even if they are touched, they are mentioned in insignificant aspects, and they are regarded as deliberately disgusting questions by your students."
After listening to Hu Weijiu's complaints, Chen Fan was immediately in awe:
"Well, Sister Xiaojiu, you must have memorized everything after the exam, right? Can I ask you some questions? For example, there are only a few iron sheets left in Fuso floating in the clouds, and it is possible to fall into the abyss at any time. The Tunguska Explosion? Another example is the well-known scholars who have made great contributions in the past generations after being bewitched by the gods and demons of the abyss and then leaving the Tower of Babel to form their own Great Library?"
Before Chen Fan could finish speaking, Hu Weijiu raised her hand to signal him to shut up:
"I was wrong, isn't it okay that I was wrong? You already know so much, why don't you know the unified name is the Administration?!"
Facing Hu Weijiu's doubts, Chen Fan shrugged helplessly while Ye Yi said:
"I am very interested in history, but most of the historical truth has been buried or sealed, not to mention the naming issues involving mysterious institutions in various countries? This kind of thing cannot be found in ordinary history books and online materials. Well done."
"Uh..." Being speechless by Chen Fan's words, Hu Weijiu was silent for a moment and then twirled her left index finger and thumb: "What about that? You know it's me who sends you the money, right?"
"..." In response to Hu Weijiu's petty threat, Chen Fan silently made a zipper gesture to his mouth, and then said OK.
Hu Weijiu breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the tea cup and took a sip before starting to explain to Chen Fan:
"The reason why it is now called the xx National Administration is because during the war against the tide, except for those places that were still in the primitive tribal stage, all countries basically participated in this war. When there were more people, a The problem - the languages of each country are different, and sometimes certain names or moves can confuse people."
Gently putting down the teacup in her hand, Hu Weijiu continued:
"This also means that many times, when people on Yunshang's side are fighting with the opponent, they suddenly hear someone calling their unit, but they are actually calling other people's names or simply swearing. As a result, as soon as they are distracted, they are hit hard by the opponent. , and even direct loss of life may occur, which has led to the promotion of an international language that everyone can use being put on the agenda.
After a whole day of discussion, everyone finally decided on the Babylonian language, which is the easiest to learn, as the official language on the international war front. However, the names of the institutions that manage floating spirits in many countries are nondescript when translated into Babylonian. In some countries, they are even curse words. So after a whole day of quarreling, everyone finally decided that all the institutions agreed to be called the Administration of Country xx. . Since then, the name of the Management Bureau has been completely determined.
Well, although in the end everyone on the front will shout outright, 'Come and help from country xx! ', no one even bothered to add the suffix "Agency". "
"It's kind of interesting..." Chen Fan sighed. He didn't know whether he was lamenting that the actual situation was far different from what he expected, or that Hu Weijiu was so sharp in complaining about his own organization.
After introducing a lot of knowledge to Chen Fan, Hu Weijiu, who was thirsty, just raised the tea cup and thought about drinking some water, but found that the cup was already empty.
With a click of her tongue, Hu Weijiu looked at Chen Fan: "Xiao Chen, can you make me some tea?"
Chen Fan, who was sitting opposite Hu Weijiu, was also very sensible. He reached out to take the teacup, poured the tea leaves into the trash can with a shake of his little hand, then gently patted Ye Yi's trouser legs to remove the cat hair, and then reached into Chen Fan himself. in his arms.
Seeing Chen Fan's actions, Hu Weijiu was immediately alert: "What are you going to do? I told you that I am the leader of the action team. If you have any problems, you should report to me first."
Chen Fan's movements froze for a moment, then he raised his eyes and looked at Hu Weijiu suspiciously: "What do you mean? I'll just give you a tea bag, Miss Xiaojiu? I usually drink tea."
"Oh, it's terrible! You scared me. I was thinking that you were going to seduce me and then do a fairy dance, so that you can have something to blackmail me in the future so as not to suffer a loss." Hu Weijiu let out a long sigh after hearing this, and patted herself for being ordinary. The chest indicates that I was frightened.
Chen Fan was convinced by Hu Weijiu's disconnection. He reached out and took out a tea bag and tore it open angrily. He also pointed at his face:
"With my cracked mouth, long half-black and half-white hair, and ghost-like eyes, you are really interested in me seducing you, right, Miss Jiu?"
What Chen Fan didn't expect was that Hu Weijiu, who was opposite him, actually rubbed her chin and began to think deeply after hearing his words:
"Well... Xiao Chen, if you are willing to dress up, put on makeup and contact lenses, and tidy up your hair, there should be some market for you."
Now Chen Fan was completely speechless. He picked up the tea bag and asked:
"Is only black tea okay?"
As a result, Hu Weijiu suddenly became more vigilant: "You actually want to give me black tea? Let's not mention that my gender is wrong. Even if I drink it, I won't be infected. Just give up!"
With a tremble of his little hand, Chen Fan almost threw the tea bag into Hu Weijiu's face.
After forcibly holding back this thought, Chen Fan exhaled deeply and then looked seriously into Hu Weijiu's amber eyes.
Just when Hu Weijiu felt uncomfortable and was about to break her skills, Chen Fan slowly said a series of numbers:
"114514!"
Then, Chen Fan directly threw the tea bag in his hand into the tea cup in front of Hu Weijiu.
"Ah! What a stinky number!!!"
While lamenting, Hu Weijiu happily picked up the thermos, poured hot water into the teacup and brewed a cup of steaming black tea.
Only Ye Yi, who was on Chen Fan's knees, turned her head silently, not wanting to get involved in these two strange poisonous waves.
After chatting for a long time, Hu Weijiu finally remembered the business and patted her thigh:
"Hey! I almost forgot about the real thing while talking to you about other things. Come on, come on, today you awaken your spiritual bond with me, and then I can arrange a place for you to work."
