Outside the villa where Chen Fan lived, in an inconspicuous van parked on the mezzanine of two villas, a woman in a black suit wearing gold-rimmed spectacles looked at Chen Fan holding Ye Yi and sucking hard on the surveillance screen. , the body couldn't help but tremble slightly.
Finally, the woman who couldn't hold it in any longer turned her head away and burst into laughter.
"The son of the dean of Los Angeles Medical College is actually a cat-sucking pervert, pfft!"
Along with the tall woman's uncontrollable sneer, laughter of different meanings, big or small, followed one after another in the van.
For a moment, the van was filled with happy air.
I don’t know how an ordinary van could fit so many people and equipment into it.
When everyone was almost laughing, the woman clapped her hands gently to draw attention back to her: "Okay, okay, laugh again, make trouble, although the surveillance target this time is a perverted cat slave, hahahaha!"
"Team leader, why are you laughing again? You were the one who told me not to laugh!!!"
"Nonsense! Can the group leader's smile be called a laugh?! Kuku!"
After another commotion for a while, the people in the van finally stopped laughing and listened carefully to the group leader's education.
"Everyone, listen up. This time, the Los Angeles City Administration Bureau has detected a new round of ghost ghost fluctuations. It has been identified as a low-level ghost ghost codenamed Yin Ling. This is also the target we have been targeted this time. We have not wanted to report it for so long. One of the reasons for the Authority.”
As he said that, the team leader waved his hand lazily: "Of course, part of the reason is that his father has always hated the Administration and thinks that we are just freeloaders... Therefore! This time we have to do a good job in this vote. Give that annoying uncle a slap in the face! Do you have confidence?!"
"Oh! Of course!"
Amid the energetic responses from his subordinates, the team leader nodded with satisfaction.
In Chen Fan's room, after getting up from the warm and soft fur, Chen Fan lay contentedly next to Ye Yi, while gently stroking the top of her head to make her squint her eyes with satisfaction, while he also squinted slightly. eyes, and began to talk to himself:
"Yuyi, Yeyi, you said that I am an ordinary person, why am I being targeted by Yin spirits for no reason? I just want to live this life honestly, and after I die, I can go back to where I came from, but I ended up being eighteen Do this to me at the age of 18?!"
Having said this, Chen Fan's originally ordinary and kind-hearted face actually showed resentment and ridicule that was completely inconsistent with his original lazy and talkative temperament:
"You said, 'I' is such an unimaginable existence. Even a random breath will cause countless worlds to be worn away due to the tiny airflow generated. As a result, I actually turned myself into a simple response machine? How outrageous. "
With his eyes turning slightly, Chen Fan couldn't help but curled his lips after seeing the confusion in Ye Yi's golden cat eyes:
"Well, even if I tell you, you won't retain any memory, but I'll explain it to you."
Lazily, Chen Fan turned over and took out the jar containing the candies. Chen Fan turned it over like a salted fish and took out two chocolate beans that were exactly the same except for the color:
"Look, if this chocolate bean is the universe we live in, then another chocolate bean with the same material but a different color belongs to a parallel universe."
After throwing two chocolate beans into his and Ye Yi's mouths, Chen Fan took out a cherry-flavored hard candy from the jar, tore open the outer packaging and continued to explain:
"Then, this hard candy is another completely different universe. Its composition is completely different from chocolate beans, but it is also candy. This kind of hard candy is called the multiverse."
Putting the cherry-flavored hard candy in his hand, Chen Fan let the unsatisfied Ye Yi continue to lick it. Chen Fan raised the jar in his hand and shook it slightly. Suddenly, there was a crashing sound of candies inside:
"Then, a jar filled with various candies is a world. Now, do you know what I mean by a world, right?"
However, Ye Yi was not interested in the grand structure that Chen Fan mentioned at all. After licking the hard candy clean, he continued to lick Chen Fan's fingers that still had sugar residue on them.
Chen Fan was not angry at all about Ye Yi's performance. He just stared at her as she licked the remnants of the hard candy bit by bit, and then sighed faintly: "So Ye Yi, do you know how big the world is to 'me'? ?"
After continuing to stare blankly at Ye Yi, Chen Fan sighed again, then raised his finger to point in a certain direction: "Here's a hint, what do you think this is?"
Snapped!
As soon as he followed Chen Fan's finger, Ye Yi swatted a common summer mosquito to death in his claws with lightning speed.
He watched with dumbfounding as Yoyi brought the dead mosquito in front of his eyes as if asking for a reward. Chen Fan casually took a piece of paper and wiped the mosquito away, then wiped Yoyi's paws clean, and then began to gently massage her whole body as a sign of appreciation. award.
But during the massage, Chen Fan couldn't help but raise his eyes and glance at the place he pointed at before, and then Yoichi pulled his face in displeasure and turned his attention back to himself.
But where Chen Fan looked, nothing existed.
There is only air.
Through this air, there was a faint cry from the distance outside the window: "Ah! How can I fight mosquitoes!"
The wail sounded muffled, like it was coming from a car.
I don’t know what kind of grievance and pain it takes for the voice to penetrate.
Probably because he was bitten crazy by mosquitoes in a confined space.
While massaging Ye Yi carefully, Chen Fan thought sympathetically.
In the van on the other side, the team leader looked at the technical team member who was crying because the mechanical monitoring mosquito was swatted to death by a cat, and sighed helplessly while holding his forehead.
Even though it is late July when there are a lot of mosquitoes, if you casually release high-tech crystals as mosquitoes, you have to be prepared to be swatted to death at any time, right?
Although it is difficult for ordinary people to swat mosquitoes to death.
After taking a deep breath, the team leader patted the technical team member on the shoulder and said that the money will be reimbursed by the Bureau, so you don't have to cry so miserably.
Then, she stared at the fixed-angle surveillance screen that turned into a face on her back, hesitating whether to release the second mechanical mosquito.
After pondering for a moment, the team leader turned his head and glanced at the wet tears in the corners of his team members' eyes reflected in the dusk and sunset, and said to himself that it would be better to observe first.
Anyway, there is a fixed perspective. If something happens, everyone can immediately notice it and provide timely support, right?
As the night got darker, Chen Fan skillfully turned on his computer and started running the game Surgeon on the Steam game platform. Although it was a bit unprofessional, it was a good thing that it could help him adapt in advance.
As soon as he tremblingly picked up the scalpel in the game through the mouse, Chen Fan suddenly felt a chill coming from the back of his head.
Relying on the reflexes he had accumulated from years of suffering from Hideo Miyazaki, Chen Fan quickly lowered his head, and the next second he felt a bad wind whistling past his scalp.
Quickly raising his head, Chen Fan was extremely surprised to find that the lizard spirit, which is said to only come out when its prey is exhausted, was standing in front of the monitor with the disconnected cable, staring fiercely with its pair of malicious white eyes. Chen Fan lowered his head to avoid his sneak attack.
On that day, the Los Angeles City Administration Bureau's book was inaccurate. This lizard ghost actually dared to launch a sneak attack when he was in good condition! ?
And he also broke the monitor that he had worked hard to save for a year to buy from dishwashing money! ! !
In extreme anger, Chen Fan grabbed the unedited scalpel in the pen holder that his father gave to him as an admission gift, and with lightning speed, he stabbed the lizard Yin Ling directly with the tip of the knife.
This was probably the first time after his death that he encountered such an outrageous being as Chen Fan. Not only did he turn a blind eye to his threats, but he was able to dodge when he was attacked by a sneak attack. He was also able to launch a counterattack immediately. The lizard Yin spirit panicked and just wanted to dodge. But he stumbled over the broken cable under his feet.
Taking advantage of its slow moment, Chen Fan stabbed the lizard directly into the big white eyeball of the lizard. The feeling of hitting something real made Chen Fan feel happy.
Now that I've got you, you're just a lizard with an arm, so die!
After confirming that his attack was effective, Chen Fan immediately raised his left hand and pressed it on his right hand, preparing to take advantage of his illness to kill him and pierce the lizard Yinling's head cleanly to avoid future troubles.
However, just as he raised his left hand, a sound of flapping wings came from behind again. This time, before Chen Fan could react, a white dove flew out from the reflection of the window glass, and its sharp beak plunged directly into Chen Fan's left arm revealed a large blood hole with just one peck.
Damn it, you actually brought your teammates with you? ! I said how dare you launch a brazen attack.
And it's still a dove Yinling, no wonder it's a step too late.
Roaring madly in his mind, Chen Fan quickly turned his elbow and stood up. He used his own weight to suppress the lizard spirit that had been penetrated by the scalpel and the pigeon spirit that had its mouth stuck in his arm and had no time to pull it out, directly suppressing it on the desk. .
For a moment, Chen Fan and the two ghosts were in a stalemate. The sound of Chen Fan's heavy breathing in the room was mixed with the sound of the lizard ghost frantically scratching the desk in an attempt to free itself from the scalpel, and the sound of the pigeon ghost flapping its wings. It was so lively. .
Chen Fan couldn't help but smile sarcastically as he looked at the two arm-sized animal spirits that he had suppressed but had successfully restrained him from escaping.
There was such a big movement, and my parents were not stupid, and they would come to help soon.
Although it is a bit embarrassing, I am waiting for my parents. What are these two guys waiting for?
Just as he was thinking about it, a big, ugly and ferocious face with the color of an old melon suddenly appeared on the blackened computer screen.
Then, the strange face opened its mouth as wide as a basin, its three-inch-long fangs quickly closed, and bit off the proud head of Chen Fan.
The headless body shook slightly for a few times, and then fell backwards, leaving a trail of blood on the ground.
The black cat on the bed finally opened his eyes, glanced indifferently at the remains on the ground, and hesitated for a moment.
But in the end, she closed her eyes, too lazy to look at what was about to happen.
The team leader in the van watched the suddenly collapsed lower body and the thick blood on the camera flash across the surveillance screen, and the bowl of instant noodles he had just soaked in his hand also dropped.
There was a soft pop and juices splashed everywhere.
Just like the remains that just fell.
The next moment, among the livid faces of all the team members, the team leader had no time to regret the spilled instant noodles. He raised his hand in pain to cover his pale face, and let out a belated groan of regret: "It's over, it's over now. Completely lost."
After regretting it, the team leader quickly adjusted his condition, put down his hands covering his face and gave an order to the team members who were still at a loss with a cold expression:
"Don't be stupid, hurry up and rescue people! It's our fault that the target is dead, but there are still two living people in the room!"
"The dead have passed away, but the living remain!"
