"what the hell is going on"
"Can someone help me please?"
(A lyric from Gumi's song "echo")
Amidst the blast of electronic music, a bronze palm stretched out from the edge of the bed, groping under the early morning sunlight to reach the mobile phone that kept vibrating with the music of the alarm clock.
Then he skillfully swiped the screen to the right to turn off the alarm.
"Ha--" Then, a young man with an ordinary appearance and short hair sat up from the bed in a simple quilt.
After staring at the white wall for a while, the young man quickly picked up the clothes on the chair next to him, and soon he was dressed neatly and stood on the floor from the bed.
As he walked towards the door, he didn't forget to scratch the chin of a black cat lying leisurely on the bookcase, causing her to meow a few times happily.
"Good morning, Miss Yoruichi, remember to come down early to have breakfast, otherwise the hot milk will get cold."
After giving orders to Black Cat Yoruichi, the boy walked out of the room and came to his restaurant. He raised his hand and greeted a middle-aged man wearing glasses who was reading the morning newspaper warmly:
"Dad, you got up very early today."
The middle-aged man just raised his eyes and glanced at the boy, then snorted coldly and continued to read the newspaper:
"Hmph! Little brat, don't think that you will be relaxed after the college entrance examination. Let me tell you, the medical profession is much scarier than you think!"
The young man nodded a little dumbfounded, then looked at the steaming black rice porridge and bread in front of him, and couldn't help but move his index finger: "The breakfast made by mom is still so delicious, it's really good."
After hearing the boy's words, a slender woman in the kitchen who was over forty stuck her head out and exposed the boy mercilessly:
"I'm telling you Chen Fan, don't do this with me! Anyway, you have received the admission notice and there is nothing to worry about. Since you have so much time, why don't you finish your meal and fold the quilt?"
In this way, after the college entrance examination, he received the admission notice from Luocheng Medical College to study for a bachelor's and master's degree at the same time. Chen Fan, who was once a treasure in the palm of his hand, was reduced to a disgusting person. He hurriedly finished his breakfast amidst the disapproval from his parents and hid without looking back. Entered his house.
As soon as he returned to the room and closed the door, Chen Fan showed a smile.
His true face can finally be released!
Picking up Ye Yi, who had just finished drinking hot milk and still had white lips, Chen Fan directly put her on the bed, and then forcibly held down Ye Yi's front paws that wanted to resist.
With a maniacal smile, Chen Fan looked at the black cat who was pinned down by him and could not resist. He slowly lowered his head with a strange smile. Amidst Ye Yi's shy and angry meow——
He buried his face into her furry belly.
"His ha—his ha—"
While sucking Ye Yi greedily, Chen Fan couldn't help but sigh: "Ah, dear Miss Ye Yi, indeed, no matter where you are, the cat's furry belly is everything!"
At this moment, Ye Yi could only stare blankly at the white ceiling, as if remembering her lost purity.
Ever since Chen Fan picked up Yoruichi who was suspected of being run over by a car on the way home from school ten years ago, and then managed to rescue her with the guidance of his father, who was the director of the hospital, he had eaten her every morning. After dinner, he would secretly go back to his room, have a good meal and then go out again.
There is no other reason, just because it feels really good to smoke Yoruichi.
And Chen Fan came to a conclusion from ten years of experience in sucking the night:
It feels good to suck a cat for a while, and it feels good to suck a cat all the time.
After staying with Ye Xiao for five minutes, Chen Fan reluctantly moved away from Ye Xiao's belly, who was about to bite him, and carried her to a chair aside before finally making up his messy bed.
After spending about ten minutes tidying up the bed, Chen Fan straightened up and twisted a few times, then looked up at the bright sunny sky outside the window and began to think aimlessly.
Eighteen years have passed since I was expelled from the land of nothingness and came to this world.
In the past eighteen years, although Chen Fan could not be said to have had a smooth life, he at least had a pleasant life.
After all, just because his parents are alive and he grew up happily and healthily, he is way ahead of other leading actors.
Although he didn't have any childhood sweethearts, and Chen Fan didn't find any girls who were interested in him, he wasn't worried at all about his relationship with the opposite sex.
At worst, I'll just wait for the blind date arranged by my father.
In addition, what pleased Chen Fan the most was that he lost his power after coming to this world.
Relying on the experience he has accumulated from traveling in various worlds, if he is thrown here as a tool, he will be paired with more outrageous power than the strongest person in existence.
Although this power cannot be used actively, and fishing law enforcement will also receive warnings from the body, this power does exist.
No matter whether you are the strongest in the world, can move mountains and seas, or can destroy countries with a wave of your hand, even if you can control the rules of creation at will, it is just a matter of one slap or two slaps in front of the clone.
But he doesn't have this outrageous power.
In other words, I finally got rid of the fate of a tool man and was able to live my own life!
Thinking of this, Chen Fan couldn't help but a glistening teardrop flashed in the corner of his eye, and Yoruichi who was watching him licking his hair was horrified.
As for whether there is no special existence in this world, so I don’t have much power...
Chen Fan looked at the ferocious white face reflected in the window glass and couldn't help but sigh.
Today, this world has extraordinary power.
If resentment persists after death, a being called a spirit ghost will form.
Spirit ghosts themselves are not that easy to form, and most of them are existences that can scare people to death, but some of them can still eat people.
For example, the lizard-shaped spirit ghost in front of Chen Fan is reflected in the window glass and does not exist in the real world——
Yin spirit.
This is a relatively powerful spirit ghost with various shapes that are difficult to classify. Their unified feature is that they hide themselves in various mirror-like media to scare their prey.
When the prey is frightened by them to the point of exhaustion and nervous breakdown, this weak spirit ghost will emerge from the medium and prey on the weakened prey.
It's a pity that this Yin spirit met Chen Fan.
After all, Chen Fan has read four or five worlds, what kind of storms and waves has he not seen? It's just a lizard-shaped skeleton spirit ghost, who is it trying to scare?
But Chen Fan quite admired this Yin spirit's persistence.
Three full days have passed since the first time he saw it. Chen Fan should eat and sleep without worrying about the presence of a ghost around him that only dares to show up when its prey is frightened.
However, this Yin spirit didn't know what was going on. It seemed to be dependent on Chen Fan and lingered around him for three whole days. It even took the risk of running into the window glass, a medium where Yin spirits can easily appear in the world. To scare Chen Fan.
As for how Chen Fan knew the characteristics of this spirit ghost...
Snapped!
With a soft sound, Chen Fan directly slapped a booklet on the window glass, which actually startled the lizard Yinling.
On the cover of the booklet, the words "Law for Identification and Reporting of Dangerous Ghosts" are clearly visible.
"Brother, you've been following me for three whole days. Why don't you find someone else if you haven't succeeded for so long? Do you have to hang yourself here? Is this necessary? Huh?"
As he said this, Chen Fan recalled his experience of being startled during the past three days even when he washed his face and brushed his teeth. He felt half sad and half angry, and couldn't help but bang on the booklet:
"is this necessary?!"
It was probably the first time that the lizard Yinling encountered such a psychopath like Chen Fan after he had been dead for a long time. After being stunned for a while, he twisted his dry body and looked at Chen Fan with his white eyes. Reluctantly disappearing from the window glass.
Seeing the lizard spirit swaggeringly scaring him and then walking away, Chen Fan put down the booklet in his hand with a gloomy expression, opened it and turned to the last page, looking at the phone number on it with hesitation.
In the past three days, Chen Fan was often frightened by the lizard ghost that suddenly jumped out of the mirror. This is like a veteran who often watches horror movies and can obviously guess what will happen next moment, but wait until something suddenly appears. When you are in the screen, you will tremble subconsciously even if you are not afraid at all.
It is not that Chen Fan has not considered calling the Los Angeles Administration Bureau responsible for the ghost ghost incident to report his situation, but since his father is quite disgusted with the existence of ghost ghosts, he even thinks that setting up bureaus in various cities is a waste. Funds and manpower, then if you call and recruit people from the administration...
After hesitating for a moment, Chen Fan closed the book.
Anyway, it's just a Yin spirit. After a few days, it will probably know that you are not suitable for its prey and leave on its own. There is nothing to worry about.
But since it has been following me for three days...
Thinking of this, Chen Fan took out a small, sparkling black bead from the pen holder on the table and squinted his eyes to examine it carefully.
This ghost thing was accidentally picked up by me during my daily five-kilometer exercise on the track three days ago. I didn't know what I was thinking at the time, but I was so obsessed that I brought it back.
Now that he thinks about it, Yin Ling also appeared after he picked up the bead. If there is really a connection between the two, this bead is definitely an extraordinary thing.
Maybe it’s a priceless treasure that can allow you to step into the extraordinary world!
Thinking of this, Chen Fan couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth happily, then reached out and opened the window in front of him.
In the bright sunshine, the young man with short hair waved his arms vigorously and threw a small round bead that was almost invisible to the naked eye into the distance: "Fuck you!"
Then, Chen Fan felt refreshed and closed the window screen for ventilation, feeling sincerely happy that he had got rid of a big trouble.
What a joke! There's something wrong with this kind of thing at first sight, it's a standard template prepared for the protagonist.
Chen Fan just wanted to live his life honestly, and then die peacefully in a ward full of descendants and disciples when he was seventy or eighty years old.
As for the fate of the protagonist? Chen Fan, who has had enough of being a tool man, said that no one can let him repeat the life of a tool man!
"No one can!!!"
After shouting these words in a loud voice, Chen Fan was embarrassed to find that only Ye Yi looked at him as if he was mentally ill.
After coughing a few times to hide his shame, Chen Fan gently patted Ye Yi's soft head, then put on his quick-drying clothes and walked out of the house to start his daily exercise.
Of course, it was also to prevent myself from getting in the eyes of my mother at home after completing the college entrance examination.
…
At noon, Chen Fan ran home sweating profusely. After taking a shower, he heard his mother calling: "Chen Fan! Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Come down quickly and eat moon cakes and glutinous rice balls!"
Chen Fan, who had just finished taking a shower, immediately responded, then wiped his body cheerfully, put on his tank top and shorts, and then came to the restaurant, where he sat down with his unsmiling father and nagging mother and started eating.
In the cheerful atmosphere, Chen Fan scooped up a black glutinous rice ball, blew it gently, then bit his teeth and swallowed the two halves of the glutinous rice ball into his belly.
And a black round bead also slid down the sesame paste into Chen Fan's esophagus and into his stomach, where it was completely absorbed by his body.
After finishing the meal and washing the dishes, Chen Fan still wanted to show his courtesy in front of his mother, but she was kicked out of the kitchen in disgust.
Standing outside the kitchen and sighing helplessly, Chen Fan was about to go to his father to please him in order to get today's dishwashing money, but he saw that his father had already picked up the medical journal delivered at noon and started to study it carefully.
Even when looking from the kitchen door to the sofa in the living room, or even through a thick special magazine, Chen Fan could see the rejection on his face:
You are already an adult citizen and you have to learn to live on your own.
Facing his old father's rejection, Chen Fan just smiled slightly: "Dad, in that case, what about Miss Ye Yi's food today..."
Before he finished speaking, Chen Fan heard the frosted glass door of the kitchen behind him being opened from the inside. Then his old mother began to stare at the man sitting on the sofa, acting dumbfounded.
After a moment of stalemate, Chen Fan's father reluctantly put down the special issue, took out fifty yuan from his pants pocket and prepared to hand it to Chen Fan.
However, Chen Fan was not so easy to fool. After receiving the huge sum of fifty, he continued to lower his head and smile at his father: "Dad, there is also Miss Ye Yi's food expenses."
There was another silent stalemate. After all, Dad couldn't resist the death gaze from the kitchen. He took out another golden hundred-dollar bill and handed it to Chen Fan:
"You brat, remember, one hundred yuan is Ye Yi's food expenses and has nothing to do with you!"
After happily taking over the huge sum of money from his father, Chen Fan did not take advantage of it and act like a good boy. He just respectfully expressed his gratitude on behalf of Miss Ye Yi, and then returned to his room under his father's sharp eyes like a scalpel.
After entering the house, the first thing Chen Fan did was to put the fifty yuan windfall into his pocket money cabinet, and then came to Ye Yi with a golden hundred-dollar bill.
Chen Fan, who was full of chicken thieves, smiled slightly at Ye Yi, whose eyes were full of contempt, and then shook the big banknotes in his hand: "Miss Ye Yi, I can pay for your food today. If you want to eat something good, you need to pay. What, you don’t need me to remind you?”
As if she really understood Chen Fan's threats, Ye Yi rolled her eyes at him, quickly jumped from the desk to the bed, then turned over and lay down helplessly, revealing her soft and fluffy baby. abdomen.
Then, Chen Fan's room was filled with all kinds of discordant pictures and sounds.
"Ah - Miss Yoichi's little belly, hiss - hiss -"
