Zaizai always felt that Uncle Song was weird, but she didn't smell the unique smell of vampires in Uncle Song and his surroundings.
So Uncle Song really didn't cooperate with vampires?
Zaizai thought for a while, and took advantage of Emperor Song's distraction to decisively contact Pluto's father.
"Dad~"
The underworld boss is looking at a list of newly registered underworld residents handed over by the staff below. In just one day, there are nearly 50,000 people. Among them, the number of normal deaths is about 30,000, and about 20,000 are either from car accidents or man-made deaths.
Such a high number has almost doubled compared to the death rate of less than 30,000 last month.
The underworld boss is furious.
The staff below lowered their heads, fearing that their heads would be flattened by their violent king.
The underworld boss was extremely irritable.
"The data reported by the Ministry of Reincarnation, they work around the clock, can only bring China's daily birth rate to about 55,000. As a result, the death rate has doubled last month. What are you doing? Do you want me to build the underworld into the human world?"
"Did that little old man from Tiandao drink too much horse urine or did his head get caught in the door?"
"You still suppress the power of the spirits. Haven't you seen that the number of vampires is increasing in the human world? Is it possible that more than half of the 30,000 death rate is at the hands of vampires?"
"Fuck! What a bastard! Don't run away if you have the ability last time!"
"If you have the ability, don't let me find you in this life!"
…
The boss of the underworld was furiously outputting all kinds of curses, and soon even the eighteenth generation of the Tiandao ancestors could not avoid it.
The rosewood table turned into powder as he patted it hard with his big hand.
The staff retreated silently, for fear of harming pond fish like them.
The underworld boss was still trying to take a picture, but suddenly the soft and soft sound of his baby daughter's breasts came to his mind.
"Dad~"
The irritable underworld boss was stunned for a second, took a deep breath, calmed down his irritability, and spoke to his precious daughter very gently with his spiritual consciousness.
"Zai Zai, do you miss dad again?"
Zaizai chuckled.
"Well, I miss my dad. Dad, did you catch Tiandao last time?"
The underworld boss trying not to be angry: "..."
Zaizai didn't hear Pluto's father speak immediately and rolled his eyes.
"Dad, have you failed to pursue the way of heaven?"
The underworld boss had a ferocious expression, almost to the point of gnashing his teeth.
But when Divine Sense spoke to her precious daughter, she was still gentle and gentle.
"That kid's escape skills are top-notch, and he's in the human world. Dad... really didn't catch up."
Zaizai was still laughing.
"It's okay, it's okay. When it appears again next time, Zai Zai will chase it. Zai Zai has eaten a lot of delicious food recently and is very full. I will definitely be able to catch up with it then."
The underworld boss seemed to have thought of something and asked quickly.
"Zai Zai has eaten a lot of vampires recently?"
Zaizai was surprised.
"How does Dad know? Dad, have you come to the human world again?"
The boss of the underworld wanted to rest in the human world and spend his old age with his daughter, but when he looked at the dense list of new residents floating in front of him, his forehead twitched wildly.
Fortunately, he remembered that he was talking to his daughter. The underworld boss took a few breaths and reached out to touch his heart.
"No, dad has been busy recently. There are too many new residents in the underworld."
Zaizai rolled his big eyes.
"Dad, is it because there are more vampires in China?"
The underworld boss was instantly happy.
Laughed.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
…
Staff: "..."
Let me ask, who is not afraid of this irritable and crazy king?
"dad?"
The underworld boss quickly suppressed his smile and responded.
"Yes, it is true that because of vampires, the number of new residents in the underworld doubled instantly, almost catching up with the number of births in the human world. All the staff in the reincarnation department who were on vacation were called back and are working overtime."
Zaizai looked at the Song Emperor.
"Then Dad, did you arrange for Uncle Song to come to the human world to deal with vampires?"
The underworld boss smiled and said favorably.
"What, Zaizai met your Uncle Song?"
Zaizai looked at Emperor Song and hummed softly.
"We met. Zai Zai thought Uncle Song was lying. Uncle Song brought five very powerful evil things. He said that he had been injured on a previous mission, so he brought those five evil things just in case."
The underworld boss raised his eyebrows.
"Five evil things?"
Zaizai nodded heavily.
"Yes! Dad, Zai Zai feels strange. Those five evil ghosts have all seen blood, and now they have been rolled into small balls by Zai Zai."
The underworld boss was happy again.
"Okay! It's better to keep it as snacks for Zai Zai. As for your Uncle Song... Zai Zai doesn't need to pay attention to it. He doesn't dare to complain to Zai Zai about you."
Zaizai: "Dad, what if Uncle Song gets together with a vampire?"
The underworld boss laughed again.
"Hahaha!"
"No, no! Although your Uncle Song has some small thoughts, he is not unclear about the interests of his family and his country. At most, he just wants to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, and he will benefit."
Zaizai couldn't understand.
"Dad, what does it mean to sit on a mountain and watch the tiger fight, while the fisherman gets the benefit?"
The underworld boss had a smile on his face.
When talking to your precious daughter, it's called speaking with sincerity and sincerity.
"Zai Zai, although we are only three and a half years old, we will need to be in charge of the entire underworld in the future. If necessary... we can read more idioms, fables and the like."
Zaizainai responded with a roar.
"Okay, Dad, Zai Zai will go and see it tonight."
After finishing speaking, Zaizai asked cutely.
"The little brain tiger cub is already here. The cub is on the mountain now, but I didn't see any fish... Do I need to catch a fish first to raise it?"
Underworld boss: "..."
No one else has such understanding as my precious daughter.
"Zai Zai, that's not what I meant. Ask your human dad later and let him explain to you. Dad is very busy here, so I'll hang up now."
Without waiting for his precious daughter to speak, the underworld boss decisively cut off contact, and then accurately entered Huo Chenling's consciousness.
Huo Chenling is helping out at Grandma Huo San's house.
The old man and the old lady didn't come back, and he was the only adult in the family who came back, so naturally he had to go with the flow and get busy.
Except for Grandma Huo San who is still living in the hospital, Huo Zhikun's family and Huo Zhiyong's family are all back.
Due to gastric lavage due to poisoning, they almost saved their lives from the Palace of Hell. Everyone was wilted and their faces were pale.
But the evil in his heart is still there, and now everyone is surrounding Huo Chenling, wanting Huo Chenling to bear all the medical expenses, including funeral expenses.
Just as Huo Chenling was about to speak, his head suddenly became dizzy and he lost consciousness.
When he regained consciousness, he saw the underworld boss with a face as black as the bottom of a pot.
"Huo Chenling, how did you get into Zaizai Kindergarten?"
Huo Chenling looked at the underworld boss expressionlessly, with a hint of anger in his eyes.
"Ming, do you know it's daytime now?"
The underworld boss sneered.
"So what during the day? As long as I am willing, I can enter whoever's dream I want."
Huo Chenling: "I am being begged for money by a stupid family!"
The underworld boss treats money as dirt.
Nothing is as important as your baby girl's learning and growth.
"Are you out of money? You are still the leader of the first family in China! Okay, okay, okay, I know, I will give you money right away! But if you are surnamed Huo, please remember, don't give it casually Zaizai asked for leave and did not go to school. Now she doesn’t even know how to sit on a mountain and watch tigers fight. She doesn’t know anything. How can she be in charge of the underworld in the future? "
Before Huo Chenling could say anything, the underworld boss flicked his black robe and left.
Huo Chenling: "..."
