With his feet stuck in the soft soil, Zaizai looked at the uncle on the left, then at the uncle on the right, and then at the two uncles who had half-taken off their pants, and his big watery eyes rolled.
"Hey? Uncle, what are you doing?"
The reflex arcs of the two big men who were almost scared out of their wits were a bit long. When they recovered, they saw Little Douding suddenly appearing in front of them. Their mouths reacted faster than their brains.
"Ahhhhh...ahhhh...ghost!"
Not even bothering to lift up their pants, the two big men yelled and ran towards the car not far away.
Zaizai hurriedly dug his legs out of the mud and chased after him with a howl.
"Uncle, wait for Zaizai!"
"Zai Zai is lost!"
The two big men looked at each other, their eyes almost popping out of their sockets in fear.
"Ghost! Help!"
…
Zaizai ran in front of them in a few steps and explained in a sweet voice.
"Uncle, Zai Zai is not a ghost. Zai Zai is a human being now! Zai Zai is lost. Can you tell Zai Zai where his father's home is?"
Two big men: "..."
With a bang, the two of them were so frightened that their hands trembled and the outer pants they were carrying fell off.
Zaizai looked at the pants that had fallen on the ground, then at the thick leg hair of the two uncles, and then saw their red underwear! .
"Uncle, your pants are off!"
"Uncle, are the red underwear you are wearing to ward off evil spirits?"
The two big men howled wildly.
"Ah ah ah! Ghost! Mom lied to me! Red underwear can't ward off evil! We are haunted by little ghosts!"
Zaizai: "..."
All right!
The two uncles seemed to be frightened by her.
Zaizai raised her hand, and her fingertips passed between the two uncles' eyebrows, quickly erasing the scene where the two uncles saw her.
Seeing that both of their souls were trembling, Zaizai sighed heavily and snapped his fingers.
With a "crack" sound, the two big men fell to the ground and fell into a deep sleep.
At this time, they were very close to the car. The big man sitting in the passenger seat looked at the time and estimated that the two buddies were coming back, so he looked behind him through the rearview mirror.
At this sight, he was stunned.
“Where did the milk dumplings come from?”
Zaizai: "..."
Why!
This voice was somewhat familiar, as if it was the voice that called her to appear.
Zaizai quickly turned his head and looked over. The big man Nie Wei in the passenger seat just opened the door and got out.
Seeing the two brothers lying on the ground, he looked at the chubby baby and didn't dare to get close.
He doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, but he has been robbed before, so he is very wary.
This is a small county below the imperial capital, called Huafeng County.
They are now halfway up Yingzui Mountain, more than ten kilometers away from the town below. Where did they get the baby?
Still so delicate and good-looking?
Nie Wei was nervous for a moment and looked around warily.
"Then what...you..."
Zaizai rolled his eyes, fearing that he would also scare this uncle.
She lowered her little head, sat down on the ground with a snap, and howled loudly.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Nie Wei: "..."
How could Nie Wei bear this? The little guy cried so much that his heart melted.
He quickly went over to pick up the little guy and comforted her while stroking the little guy's back.
"Okay, okay, uncle will take you home."
There was still no movement around, only the mountain wind blowing in his face, which was a bit cool to the bone. He couldn't help but stuff the little guy wearing only shorts and shorts into his arms.
After putting Zaizai in the passenger seat first, Nie Wei went to call his two buddies on the ground.
"Zhang Qi, Hong Bo, get up quickly, what are you doing?"
Zhang Qi and Hong Bo were woken up and looked at Nie Wei with blank expressions, then looked at themselves lying on the ground.
"What's going on?"
Nie Wei also looked confused: "I still want to ask you. Seeing that you are all lying down, I thought I encountered another robber."
Zhang Qihongbo got up in confusion, but accidentally tripped over the pants that fell around his ankles and fell back with a bang.
The two people whose memories had been erased said in unison: "Oh! Who took off my pants?"
Nie Wei looked at them speechlessly: "Didn't you say you wanted to use the toilet, and then pulled over to use the toilet? You didn't say anything when you met a lost child, and you actually fainted from fright, eh!"
Zhang Qihongbo: "Lost child?"
Zaizai, who was lost and sitting in the passenger seat, popped his little head out of the window and greeted them with a smile.
"Zai Zai is here!"
Zhang Qihongbo: "Damn it! Where did the child come from? It's not a trap deliberately set by those local snakes on us, right?"
Zai Zai hurriedly explained: "There is no condom, no condom, only Zai Zai. Zai Zai is lost. Zai Zai needs help from the uncles to take Zai Zai back to find his father."
Zhang Qihongbo: "..."
The two of them wanted to say something, but their bladders were about to explode, so they quickly picked up their pants and got up and ran far away to solve their physical problems.
After solving their personal physical problems, the two quickly got into the car. Zhang Qi increased his power and drove away as if his buttocks were on fire.
At six o'clock in the morning, the car was just about to enter Huafeng County. The lane was narrow, with mountains on one side and a deep ditch of more than ten meters on the other.
A black luxury car was speeding from behind.
Zhang Qi, who was driving, trembled with fright and quickly turned the steering wheel to the right. The black luxury car sped towards them and still hit their car.
With a bang, the black luxury car occupied the lane, and Zhang Qi's car suddenly plunged into the guardrail next to it, with the front of the car hanging directly in the air.
The sleepy Zaizai suddenly raised his eyes, and quietly raised his hand to use invisible force to hold the car that was about to fall into the ditch.
Sitting with Zaizai in his arms, Nie Wei subconsciously hugged the little guy tighter and shouted with a white face.
"Stay back and get out of the car through the back door, otherwise the car will fall down."
Zhang Qi was so angry that he cursed his mother.
"Fuck! This is murder!"
Hong Bo also cursed: "If something happens to me, I won't let them go even if I'm a ghost!"
Zaizai's soft voice sounded: "Nothing will happen, Uncle Zhang, Uncle Hong, Uncle Nie, let's get out of the car first, and then we can reason with them."
The three of them nodded.
Zhang Qi and Hong Bo quickly said: "Nie Wei, you carry the child down first. If it doesn't work, put the child down first!"
Zaizai puffed out his little chest and comforted them with milky sounds.
"It'll be okay, we can all go down safely!"
I'm holding it up, how could it fall down?
But how could anyone believe a child's words? With white faces and tensed nerves, everyone carefully moved to the back seat and got out of the car.
Zaizai looked at it, blinking his big eyes, and nestled obediently in Nie Wei's arms, like a good baby.
The moment they got out of the car, Zaizai regained his strength, and the car fell into a deep ditch more than ten meters next to it with a rumble.
Cold sweat broke out on the backs of the three of them. After reacting, Zhang Qi turned around and cursed angrily at the stopped black luxury car.
"Fuck you, uncle! Hurry up and reincarnate! Pay for our car and mental damages!"
The driver of the black luxury car was named Fang Shi. Seeing that everyone in the car was okay, he was so frightened that he opened the door and got out of the car, mostly drunk. He was very dissatisfied with Zhang Qi's words.
"You're not dead! It's just a car. Try scolding me again! Believe it or not, I will kill you, and you deserve it!"
