"Ouch! Ouch!" The old man's whining went up to a higher level.
But at the same time, his breath seemed to be weakening, and he might die at any time.
This is simply a contradiction.
It seemed like he was urging Feng Lin to make a decision quickly.
Of course, turning around and leaving is a good choice.
However, this means that all the early preparations have been in vain, and it is even worse than doing nothing at the beginning.
Not only did the character collapse, but he also failed the test of the Eight Immortals. It will be difficult to pass the test again if he has a chance in the future.
"Amitabha! Old immortal! I didn't expect that after so many years, this poor monk would have the honor to meet you again in the mortal world. Now that you are suffering from poisonous sores, it is the last time before you return to heaven to report your duties. When you and I meet today, it is It doesn't matter if it's fate... Today I will ferry you, and tomorrow you will ferry me. When ferrying others across oneself, everyone is a ferryman." Feng Lin said nonchalantly, and he rushed towards the old man like the wind. .
It looked like a vicious dog snatching food, pounced on the old man with a big sore on his leg.
Suddenly two arms grabbed Feng Lin.??.
A Niu, who was in charge of buying groceries, and Ah Shui, who was in charge of running the boat, each held Feng Lin's arm, and then asked in a low voice: "Little master! Is what you said before true? Is this old man really the reincarnation of an immortal?" "
Feng Lin had an expression on his face that showed he had been exposed, and that he had let something slip. He shook his head like a thief, but said: "Buddha said: Don't say it! Don't say it!"
After saying that, he broke away from the two of them and quickly moved towards the old man's thigh. He seemed to be about to open his mouth and suck out the strong poison in a hurry.
The look of anticipation and expectation on his face didn't look like he was suffering at all, but rather like he had taken a huge advantage.
At the same time, an 'elixir' was crushed from Feng Lin's sleeve, and the aroma spread out, making people feel relaxed and happy, and the smell of it inevitably made them energetic.
"Why do these sores smell so good? Could it be that it's not poison, but some kind of panacea? It's possible! If this old man is really an immortal, then what flows from his sores should also be immortal energy!" At this moment, there was no thought. Few people spontaneously summed up such a clever concept.
"Don't worry! Little monk! How can you do such dirty and despicable things yourself? I'll do it! I'll do it!" A Niu grabbed Feng Lin...
On the other side, Ah Shui sneaked away and his mouth was already on the sore.
But before he could bite it, someone kicked him in the butt, causing him to roll and fall to the side.
A tall, thick-set middle-aged woman opened her plump lips, opened her big mouth, and grinned her yellow teeth. She bit the sore on the old man's thigh first, and then forcefully...
Like sucking noodles, he sucked a thick streak of yellow and black poison into his mouth, and then swallowed it happily.
"Chi!" There were sounds of swallowing saliva all around.
Before she could finish enjoying it, she was already uncovered.
A group of people came to the old man's thigh and opened their mouths to bite.
There is a clear contrast and gap with the previous resistance attitude.
That scene... was simply incredible.
Who wants to... disturb the grave? drag the grave?
The old man was obviously shocked.
I never thought that there would be such scenes and operations.
Now it's not Feng Lin who's disgusting, or the people who take strong drugs.
Instead, it was the old man, with a look of extreme embarrassment clearly on his face.
Feng Lin bowed his hands to the old man and walked forward happily.
After crossing a small river, under the willow tree by the river, there was a big man with his bare chest exposed and holding a banana fan, looking at Feng Lin with a gloomy expression.
"What a treacherous and cunning fake monk who is full of lies." This person revealed the 'truth' about Feng Lin in one sentence.
Feng Lin knew that someone would be blocking his way, so he was not surprised. Instead, based on the person's appearance, he inferred that he should be Zhongli Quan, also known as Han Zhongli, among the Eight Immortals.
"Why did the Supreme Immortal say this? Although the monk is lying, his words are not false. How could the Supreme Immortal be so meritorious and virtuous that he would harm mortals? Even if those poisonous people cannot ascend in the daytime after eating them, they are the result of the Supreme Immortal's transformation using immortal methods. , it has the effect of prolonging life. In this regard, I am not lying. And they are willing to believe me, which itself shows that I am a successful person and have enough credibility." Feng Lin said.
With just a few words of encouragement, Feng Lin convinced the crowd that the old man was an immortal and would absorb the poison for him, which seemed unreliable.
In fact, these are all based on Feng Lin's good deeds and sincerity day after day.
Like, if Dad Ma tells the public that the price of dog shit will increase tomorrow.
So no matter how absurd this statement is, there will still be countless people collecting dog poop everywhere, and it is even possible to copy the price of dog poop.
Why has fame and fortune been independent of each other since ancient times?
That's why.
As for why some celebrities lived in great hardship during their lifetimes.
That was probably due to two reasons. First... he was not famous at the time. He became famous after his death. Second, he is very stubborn and does not know how to be flexible and realize his fame.
Everyone has learned this story about hurting Zhongyong.
A little prodigy who is only famous in his hometown can be used by his father to make money.
It is enough to show that a person who was really famous at that time would never be short of money as long as he had some means.
Miss Liu Yongsui never spends money, which is also one of the evidences.
Zhong Liquan listened to Feng Lin's sophistry, shook his banana fan, and suddenly laughed.
"Interesting! Interesting! This kind of testing method has indeed been used many times. Historically, the tempter and the person being tempted have their own ideas and cooperate with each other to make the story come true. But you... broke the rules and did not follow the common sense. So ···What should I do if I let the poor Taoist do it?" Zhong Liquan's anger and accusations were like bubbles that burst as soon as they were popped.
No matter what the truth is, a person with such achievements must have his magnanimity.
At least the surface must be maintained.
Feng Lin heard this and knew that he had barely passed this level, although... it seemed that it was not as good as if he had done it himself.
"Isn't what you teachers want just to break the rules, break through the boundaries, and reach new heights? If the person who comes follows the rules and breaks the rules in the old-fashioned way, then he is really the person you want? Disciple's little plan, although It's a coincidence, but it also shows that the disciples are not stick to one pattern." Now that Zhong Liquan has calmed down, Feng Lin will of course take the opportunity to gain more points for himself.
Hearing this, Zhong Liquan nodded in agreement and said, "What you say makes sense, but... I believe that the biggest reason for you is that you don't want to suck the sore for me. Whatever! You galactic people are already different. Every time Everyone has a strong sense of self, and asking you to make sacrifices and sacrifices is really ridiculous."
This statement seems to be an excuse for Feng Lin, but it also has the tendency to overturn a whole boat of people.
"Uncle Master has said it! We just don't follow blindly or blindly. The ancient emperors paid attention to fooling the people. The people were ignorant and could be fooled by simple words and theories. From birth to death, our ancestors were designed and driven by others. We live in confusion. And we, the Galaxy Human Race, are already enlightened before we are born. Although we dare not say that everyone is like a dragon, everyone is extremely intelligent. But in terms of knowledge, they are not low. This is how we have the Galaxy Human Race. The scenery that overwhelms all heavens and all realms.”
"The strength of the collective does not depend on the ignorance and ignorance of individuals."
"Perhaps people who think that way are really stupid!"
Feng Lin's retort was merciless and could be said to be very strong.
