"They say fierce people have no brains. You are not even fierce, so why are you so confused? If I were really an enemy, how could I have left such a big loophole for you? On the contrary, it was you who revealed the truth to others as soon as we met, and you also took advantage of it. I bought a fellow student, and I thought you had some brains when you got around Zhao Guangyi, but now it seems that it is probably because of your appearance." Feng Lin's harsh words came suddenly, as if he had changed his personality. of.
But surprisingly, Chen Xinghe's originally excited expression gradually calmed down.
The ordinary appearance of men and women only refers to their appearance. Many men who look very girly are actually still hot-blooded men at heart. It is also common for them to pull out a sword at the slightest disagreement.
But Chen Xing is obviously different from him. From the appearance to the inside, he is full of female femininity and suspicion.
Feng Lin's sarcasm seemed to give him a reassurance.
On the contrary, if he hurriedly explains that he is Tieguai Li's new disciple, it will further arouse suspicion.
After using Feng Lin's skills to calm down Chen Xinghe's emotions, he continued to speak in a few words. Although he did not gain the other party's complete trust, he also learned a lot of information from it.
"It turns out that the people who participated in the election for the ninth person really came in at different time points, but the difference is not big. The whole time is no more than thirty years. Chen Xinghe and Yang Bamei met a year ago, and now Chen Xinghe and Yang Bamei met each other a year ago. Xinghe got into Zhao Guangyi's side by virtue of his 'beauty', and it was Yang Bamei who secretly contributed to the situation."
"Compared to Chen Xinghe's humble city, this Yang Bamei... seems to have a lot of ideas." As for whether Chen Xinghe and Zhao Guangyi had any anorectal acquaintance, Feng Lin didn't gossip, although he knew , there should be many other malicious people who want to know some details.
"We still don't know what Yang Bamei's situation is. Chen Xinghe was obviously chosen because his personality, fate, and appearance are all very special. It is possible that in addition to the eight kinds of mortal appearances, a ninth kind can be derived. He was sent in as an alternative. Otherwise, with his character, Lan Caihe would not choose such a fool even if he was short of people again." Feng Lin temporarily put a label on Chen Xinghe.
Although Lan Caihe also has a male-female side, his main label is not that.
The appearance of a boy and a girl, the confusion of yin and yang, and some obstacles to self-awareness are rare in the mortal world, but they are not unheard of. To say that with this kind of destiny, becoming the substitute of the Eight Immortals is justifiable.
On one side, Feng Lin was chatting, while on the other side, Zhao Guangyi, after dilly-dallying for half an hour, finally swung his legs and walked back, surrounded by a group of people, holding the beauty of the special model robot. There was still a satisfied expression on his face.
Of course.
This robot is a Muji recommended by Yunlang.
Not only is the appearance most in line with the aesthetic adjustment of straight men, but under special modifications, the liquids secreted, such as saliva and juice, contain some fragrant fun-enhancing agents, which can greatly enhance the duration of the gunfight.
What's more, the special parts of the robot are artificial.
It can rotate, squirm, shrink, spray air, spray water, etc. It's always a lot of fun.
In reality, unless you are a female cultivator who has practiced some special skills, and you have to practice them to an extremely impressive level, in this regard... it is really not as good as a special type of robot.
Walking up to meet everyone, Feng Lin looked anxious and said to the beautiful robot: "Fairy Minghao, what should we do! You have been down to earth for so long, if you still haven't returned to your place, let the star of Dianmao The official found out that the poor Taoist will also be punished by God."
Following Feng Lin's instructions, the robot beauty flashed through many crying scenes in the database for a moment, and then followed the interpretation and started crying.
Under normal circumstances, after a man achieves the state of a sage, all his desires will disappear. Even if the most beautiful woman is next to him, he just wants to kick him out of bed.
This is especially true when there is only X but no love.
However, everything is treated differently.
If there is a girl who allows him to experience the super value enjoyment that he has never experienced before, then even after the explosion, there will still be a long aftertaste, constantly echoing in his mind. At this time, a man's IQ will drop significantly.
This was the case for Zhao Guangyi at this time.
Although there are many girls in his harem, there are also some stunning beauties.
But there are no beauties who can put aside their shame and shyness and do so many weird and humiliating postures.
Besides, man-made ones are just different.
"Beauty, don't panic! I am the emperor, and I am destined by destiny. If there is any crime, I will bear it for you." Zhao Guangyi said confidently.
This confidence stems from Dong Zhongshu's theory of the unity of nature and man. In the minds of emperors of all dynasties, they generally believed that I was the only one in heaven and earth.
Sitting on that dragon chair, I, the King of Heaven, have to show my face.
Feng Lin suddenly spoke again: "Your Majesty! How could you do this! I introduced you to the fairy today out of good intentions. But now your majesty wants to frame me and the fairy for injustice. Now you open your mouth. , in accordance with the power of heaven, there will be only disasters in the future, affecting the whole world...what can we do?"
Feng Lin's performance is truly down to earth... As for the beautiful robot, just continue to make love and rain.
Chen Xinghe stared at Feng Lin in shock. He had no idea what Feng Lin was doing.
In fact, he was still a little confused. He just felt that Feng Lin was a drama queen, and this drama happened too suddenly! No preparation at all.
"I am the True Dragon Emperor, and I am rich all over the world, so why should I be afraid?" Zhao Guangyi said with his chest raised and his belly raised. Although this is a bit like bragging, after all... the Song Dynasty had just suffered a defeat at the hands of the Liao people, and Zhao Guangyi's wholehearted desire to regain the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun was dispersed in the wind.
Feng Lin counted with his fingers, with a bitter look on his face: "Your Majesty, you don't know. You are now the True Dragon Emperor and the Human Emperor of the Three Realms. Naturally, you are not afraid of the power of God. But if God is angry, it will trigger human catastrophes, up to five or six times." Years later, the Song Dynasty will inevitably suffer another military disaster..."
Chen Xinghe looked at Feng Lin with wide eyes and almost screamed.
How could someone be so shameless?
It is common sense for travelers to carry the database with them.
Therefore, after knowing that the year was the Northern Song Dynasty and the emperor was Zhao Guangyi, Chen Xinghe studied this period of history.
Of course, we know that in another five or six years, the peasant uprising launched by Wang Xiaobo and Li Shun will break out in Shu. The momentum of this uprising is not small. It lasted for two or three years, which is already considered a military disaster.
Originally, Chen Xinghe was thinking about when would be the right time to see if he could use his foresight of major events to gain some benefits.
I never thought that in the blink of an eye, Feng Lin would leak it.
His understanding of Feng Lin was obviously very one-sided.
Boom!
The weather was dark with clouds and bursts of thunder, as if God was angry because Feng Lin had revealed the secret of heaven.
Feng Lin, on the other hand, had already vomited blood and then fell down on his back.
As for the beautiful robot, it was suddenly locked by a light lock, and then pulled up to the cloud.
By the time Zhao Guangyi discovered it, reacted, and ordered the guards to intercept her, the beauty had already disappeared.
