In Fushan City at the foot of the Nine Meridians Holy Mountain in the Fushan Holy Land, Feng Linmo and Cang Zhuzi had been drinking together for half an hour in a medium-sized tavern.
At this time, the atmosphere on the wine table had become much more lively.
Although they are still in the stage of testing each other, they are no longer tough.
Feng Linwen was drunk, pretending to be sincere and said a lot of 'truths', and he had the trick of nine truths and one lie at his fingertips.
The seemingly sophisticated Cang Zhuzi was greatly moved. After drinking a few more glasses, he became intoxicated.
"Let me tell you, I feel... the whole world, all... all the people are targeting me. In fact, I am very powerful, I am really very powerful."
Cang Zhuzi shook his fingers and said angrily: "Before I was thirteen years old, I used to fish in Tianchao Lake. After I was thirteen years old, I accidentally became the boss of a boat gang. When I was fifteen years old, I got a fairy fate. I cultivated my true energy, killed the bandit leader of the fish and meat side, and became the well-deserved overlord of our area."
"But...but I'm not willing to give in! I'm not willing to just be wasted in a small place like this. So I walked out, made inquiries in many places, and successfully made friends with an outer deacon from Fushan Holy Land, and joined the Fushan Sect... Became an outer disciple of the Fushan Sect."
Feng Linwen listened quietly.
Didn't interrupt.
Many times, many people think that their lives are legendary enough and magnificent enough to write a novel of at least three million words. But actually...that's it.
At least Feng Linwen didn't feel any "heart-beating" information from Cang Zhuzi's description, which made him want to find out more specifically.
"But...but! My good luck seems to have come to an end. After joining Fushan Holy Land, I seemed to be unlucky, and nothing went smoothly. Like before, when I went out and met strong people, I was beaten. It is almost normal to be affected and almost die. What is even more unlucky is that the elixirs taken by others increase their cultivation level, but when I take the elixirs, I am almost 100% susceptible to poisonous bad elixirs. Even if others do not improve in practice, I will not regress. Every once in a while, I will go crazy in my practice and my meridians will be damaged. Other people’s confidante, even if they are not the most beautiful woman in the country, are still small family jasper. And my confidante..." At this point, Cang Zhuzi’s eyes turned green, It seems that there are too many unspeakable secrets that even with the help of wine, I can't bear to say them out.
"How is your confidante?" I have to say that when the topic got here, Feng Linwen finally became interested.
Although it is unethical to rub salt into other people's wounds, but...he was not familiar with Cang Zhuzi in the first place. So it's not him who's in pain, why not let him say it and make everyone happy!
Cang Zhuzi's face changed from white to green, and then from green to red. The changes were really wonderful.
Feng Linwen picked up the wine glass and quickly persuaded him to drink.
After two cups of yellow soup, or maybe he had been depressed for a long time, Cang Zhuzi finally said: "The first one, actually I really didn't mean to do it. I was originally a brother to her. Who knew she had a beard?" So rugged, with such thick leg hair, such a thick voice, and such strong muscles, she was actually a woman... I just slept with her while drunk, and she kept pestering me. She said I ruined her innocence. , I won’t marry anyone but me..."
When Feng Linwen heard this, he tried his best to restrain his urge to burst into laughter and pinched his thigh hard.
After all, it is too impolite to laugh in front of someone, laugh behind your back... laugh behind your back.
"The second one... She was severely poisoned and covered with sores. I heard that she was once a rare beauty. I believed it and tried my best to help her detoxify. She also made a promise to live and die with me. .Who knew...liars! They are all liars! If I had known...it would be better to let her suffer from malignant sores."
When Feng Linwen heard this, he didn't smile at all and just curled his lips.
"The third one is a junior sister from the same school. She has a pretty appearance, a petite figure, and a sweet voice. Many people have pursued her, but she has remained unmoved. She is devoted to me..."
Speaking of this, Cang Zhuzi's expression was extremely complicated, with regret and a trace of imperceptible tenderness.
"Isn't this great? The third one!" Feng Linwen instinctively realized that things were not that simple.
"Hahaha... very good? What a fart!" Cang Zhuzi flipped the table angrily, and then used the strength of the wine to give himself an excuse to go crazy with alcohol.
Seeing the money that Feng Linwen threw over, the waiter in the tavern who was about to come over to criticize quietly retreated with the money.
Cang Zhuzi's eyes were as wide as copper bells, he beat his chest, and then uttered a mournful voice: "In front of the flowers and under the moon, we promise three lives together. Where love comes, everything will happen... let nature take its course. How could a beautiful woman not have a fragrant boudoir, but... There is an extra abdominal dagger... Hahaha!"
Speaking of this, Cang Zhuzi burst into tears, obviously extremely heartbroken.
Feng Linwen didn't react at first, but the next moment he suddenly woke up and looked at Cang Zhuzi with very compassionate eyes.
He picked up the wine glass in his hand and toasted him again.
What a hard-blooded man he is. He can still survive calmly in the face of such intensive attacks. It is already remarkable.
"Can a person's luck really be so bad?" Feng Linwen was surprised, then opened his eyes and looked at the top of Cang Zhuzi's head.
I saw a purple-gold brilliance covering the sky above Cangzhuzi's head, transforming into a scene of the Immortal King, and the Immortal Palace Qiongyu, vaguely among the sacred mountains outside the sky.
"Holy shit... This is at least the treatment of a temporary protagonist! No worse than that little monk, maybe even a little better, how could he be so miserable?" Feng Linwen was completely confused.
Open your eyes and look carefully.
I vaguely realized that although the luck in Cang Zhuzi was strong, it was very illusory, like the moon in a well or the flowers in the mirror, no matter how beautiful they were, they were unreal.
"His luck has been stolen. Now he is incomplete, as if he has been castrated. Therefore, he will experience some things that only the 'protagonist' will experience, but he will not get what the protagonist should have. treatment and ending.”
"For example, when a general protagonist encounters a battle with a master, he can basically take advantage of it. Either he will benefit from it, or he will successfully save one of them, and then develop a master-student relationship, a lover relationship, or a brotherly relationship. But Cang Zhuzi is not like that. Often encounters with masters, but the result is just running away without any benefit. Generally, the girls the protagonist encounters who dress up as men are all stunning beauties, and such girls often have big hearts that make them distressed. The difficulty of restraint creates a cute contrast. But when we get to Cangzhuzi... the girl is a real man!"
"The only girl I met who was good-looking...but she was just a psychological girl. She might be older than him. How hard is this, and what kind of massive psychological shadow has it caused?" Feng Linyong He looked at Cang Zhuzi with extremely sympathetic eyes.
At the same time, I was even more moved by the horror and inexplicability of luck.
A protagonist who has lost his "real character" and becomes depressed is really far worse than ordinary people.
"Um... have you ever thought about, since you are so unlucky, have you provoked something that you shouldn't have provoked?" Feng Linmo did not intend to interfere in Cang Zhuzi's affairs, but as to why Cang Zhuzi became like this, He was very interested, so he asked tentatively after considering it.
Cang Zhuzi suddenly raised his head, his eyes turned red and said: "How the hell do I know? I'm just thinking about whether I can ask an elder to help me take a look at the Fushan Festival to see if I have provoked any dirty things. "
