Feng Linwen did not ask Bai Xiaotian to respond from the beginning.
Although this is his fundamental purpose.
However, it would be too straight to speak bluntly. Between men and men, whether it is about love or interests, sometimes it can be like this. But between men and women... this won't work, unless it's to eat grilled chicken... then forget about feelings.
So Feng Linwen chatted with Bai Xiaotian first.
What?
What to talk about?
This question is interesting!
However, we should ask more, what can’t we talk about?
It can be as small as eating and drinking tea, or as big as family and country affairs. As long as it's interesting enough, what can't we talk about? Chatting is not the result, but getting closer through chatting is. If you approach with the goal of obtaining a result, you will often lose the process.
Of course, there are things we really can’t talk about!
For example...you can't mistake vulgarity for fun, and obscenity for fun.
To give a real example, in Feng Linwen's previous life... that is, in the earth age, around the 21st century, there once was a friend named Wu Hui. He heard someone say that if external conditions cannot make up for it, then Work on your sense of humor.
So he read 300 connotation stories by heart and memorized all kinds of connotation jokes.
Then I met the girl I had been chatting with online for a long time.
Before finishing the meal, the girl blocked him.
The reason is simple...his words are too unpleasant to listen to.
There are a lot of jokes that are really funny from a male perspective, even from a kind of patriarchal perspective. But in the eyes of the girls, it was not only vulgar and obscene, but also extremely insulting.
Why is Huang Qiutian so ugly, but there are still so many goddesses who regard him as a male god and classify him as the ideal type?
Not only because of his high emotional intelligence, but also because of his humor, which is cheesy but not obscene, funny but not sincere. That's what's rare.
Sometimes appearance is indeed a threshold, but how to jump over this threshold... all you need is to put more thought and attention.
If you don't have good looks and don't want to waste your time, then... you deserve to be single.
Of course...the kind who have enough money to find a girl to call daddy are not in any category. They are transcendent and are creatures from another dimension. Principal Wang's straight male cancer is about to explode. He is still as diligent as changing his clothes when he changes to a goddess girlfriend. This is a typical example.
Listening to Bai Xiaotian's uninterrupted laughter outside the small bag, it was as if the wind was blowing silver bells. The three-legged frog felt even more unhappy, and finally couldn't help but jump out of the bag.
"Hey! What a beautiful three-legged jade toad! Could it be that it has the bloodline of the legendary treasure-gathering beast, the three-legged golden toad? Look at it and look at the weather... It should be a direct bloodline! Maybe with a little cultivation, the bloodline will return. The probability of being an ancestor is also very high." Feng Linwen looked at the obviously angry three-legged frog, and in just a short moment, he used two or three sighs to fully express his 'admiration'.
"Hmph! Even if you say that... I won't be happy!" The three-legged frog jumped on the table and looked at Feng Linye with bulging eyes, but even he didn't notice it, and his tone didn't make any difference. There is no doubt that it has softened a lot.
However, Feng Linyi had a sullen face and pretended to be angry: "Brother Jinchan! I, Feng Linyi, never speak big words. I speak every word from the bottom of my heart. Do you think that I am deliberately trying to please you? Did you say these nice things?"
The three-legged frog rolled his eyes, touched his smooth chin with one hand, turned around and jumped onto Bai Xiaotian's shoulder as if nothing had happened.
"Xiaotian! You should also have a good exchange with your colleagues. I'm not saying you are stupid! You are really too immature. Learn from... ahem, Brother Feng, so as not to worry me all the time. ." The three-legged frog's stance changed so quickly that people were caught off guard.
Feng Linwen was on the side, the iceberg on his face thawed, and he hurriedly said "learn from each other" and "make progress together", and used the words to moisturize the dog's spirit silently.
The three-legged frog couldn't be called a nuisance, but it was just a natural defense against those who had ulterior motives and were close to Bai Xiaotian.
If Feng Linwen directly confronts him, whether he wins or loses, it will actually affect the outcome.
What's more... people can be close or distant. No matter how sweet Feng Lin's mouth is, it can't compare to the long-term friendship between Bai Xiaotian and the three-legged frog.
Therefore, Feng Linyi is not stingy with a few kind words. Language is the lowest cost expense. If you are not even willing to pay for it, what success do you want?
Under Feng Linwen's deliberate adjustment, the two of them chatted more enthusiastically.
However, in just half an hour, Feng Linwen and one frog became like old friends for many years, and their words were no longer so polite, but more playful and sincere.
After taking a sip of wine, the three-legged frog bulged his belly and said to Feng Linyi: "Brother Feng! It's not that I said you are awesome! You said you are also an emperor. In this world... don't you say you can do whatever you want! Collect some practice information It’s not difficult! Why do you have to fight for power? What’s the benefit to you? You can’t take it with you anyway.”
Feng Linwen let out a long sigh, picked up the wine glass and clinked it with the wine glass in front of the three-legged frog, and then said: "Brother Jinbao! You don't know! It's hard for me to be an emperor...it's so hard!" He is a puppet, powerless and in danger of being killed at any time. That’s why I had to think of some ways to get out of this predicament.”
"But now that I think about it...it was all in vain!"
The three-legged frog and Bai Xiaotian looked over at the same time, with a searching look in their eyes.
Feng Linwen carefully told Cheng Penghai that he wanted to use the Nine Emperors Pilgrimage Curse to kill him.
Although in name, Bai Xiaotian is Cheng Penghai's daughter.
But that was only in name, and there was no real blood relationship or human relationship at all. Of course, it was not as good as a new good friend like Feng Linyi.
"Damn it! I've told you a long time ago that Cheng Penghai's old dog is not a good thing!" The three-legged frog puffed out the smell of alcohol with a rich expression on its face.
"Brother Feng, please relax. Don't say that the old dog hasn't succeeded yet. Even if he does succeed, brother, I will never let him harm you." The three-legged frog was obviously a little drunk and started to fill his mouth. Run the train and make big promises.
Feng Linwen listened to it, catering to him on the surface, but had no fluctuation in his heart.
The three-legged frog seemed to sense Feng Linyi's perfunctory attitude at the moment, and said loudly: "Don't you believe it! My three-legged golden toad clan has always been gifted with supernatural powers. On a full moon night, white light can be emitted from the mouth, and I can open the gate of heaven. There is a way. It’s easy for people to ride on the white light and ascend to immortality.”
After Feng Linwen heard this, his heart moved and he became concerned.
According to legend, in the past, a filial son, Liu Hai, caught a golden toad with the help of the fox fairy, and he ascended to immortality by riding on the golden toad.
Although it is specific, it may not be like the legend. But there must be some basis for it.
Sure enough, I heard the three-legged frog say: "Although you Jinbao brother, I... Gua! You are not a pure-blooded three-legged golden toad, but you can still dissipate the energy of Bihua from your mouth. The energy of Bihua is added to your body, You can also obtain benefits such as sudden increase in skill, improvement in realm, recovery of injuries, etc. in a short period of time!”
Feng Linwen looked at Bai Xiaotian and saw Bai Xiaotian nodding affirmatively.
Immediately, his eyes changed when he looked at the three-legged frog with a mouth full of mouth.
This is not a three-legged toad, this is an all-round assistant, a nanny that can be carried with you everywhere.
