I felt suffocated secretly, but luckily I wasn't too angry yet, so I suppressed the suffocation and said coldly.
"Ho~!"
"What does this have to do with me? How can it be beyond your control?"
Wang Hu curled his lips secretly, "I don't care, I don't care about you, an arrogant idiot, I'm afraid I'll be even more angry."
In the past two days, you have become increasingly cold and arrogant, with the words "Come and coax me" written on your face.
Like a child.
There is nothing I can do. With him being such a good husband, I can only say that this fool is happy and no one can envy him.
After thinking wildly for a while, Wen Wenwen said with some worry.
"Ho~!"
"Bai Jun, you are still angry. You can't hide it from me. Tell me quickly, why is this? What did I do wrong?"
Di Baijun finally couldn't help it, stared at him, and growled word by word.
"Ho~!"
"I said that I am not angry, didn't you hear?"
Wang Hu's eyes widened and he was not afraid, but said quickly as if he had found evidence.
"Ho~!"
"Look, look, aren't you just angry? Mr. Bai, you can't hide this from me."
Di Baijun was suddenly so angry that he wanted to laugh, and wanted to slap that damn face.
"Ho~!"
"roll."
He stopped holding it and roared angrily.
"Ho~!"
"Look, you said you're not angry, Mr. Bai. If you are angry, just tell me. If you don't tell me, how will I know? I don't know. How can I apologize to you? How can I change my ways? How can I stop you from being angry? ?
So Mr. Bai, you have to admit it when you are angry, and you have to tell me. "
If Wang Hu didn't realize it, he said seriously one sentence at a time.
Di Baijun couldn't bear it anymore and slapped him in the face.
"Ho~!"
"Shut up."
Wang Hu ducked his head, glanced at Dabao and Xiaobao, who were already looking at him curiously, and said softly.
"Ho~!"
"Bai Jun, Dabao and Xiaobao are here, shall we go there to talk?"
Di Baijun gritted his teeth. This bastard must be taught a lesson today.
Jump and run into the distance.
Wang Hu's eyes rolled up, and he felt fierce in his heart. If you don't lick me hard, you won't know who I am.
"Ho~!"
"Big baby, little baby, stay here and watch. Wait until your parents come back. Be good, you know?"
The two little guys stared with curious eyes, nodding their little heads without hesitation.
Wang Hu immediately chased after him.
After losing sight of his figure, Xiaobao looked at Dabao curiously.
"Ouch~!"
"What's wrong with dad and mom?"
Dabao turned his head and continued to look at the phone with interest, shaking his head indifferently.
"Ouch~!"
"have no idea."
"Ouch~!"
"Is mother angry again?"
Xiaobao asked again puzzled.
Dabao shook his head impatiently.
"Ouch~!"
"have no idea."
…
In fact, the place is not far from the two little guys, just around the corner.
Di Baijun looked at the arriving Wang Hu coldly.
"Ho~!"
"Bai Jun, tell me, what do you want to do? I can do it."
Wang Hu said sincerely, as if he was ready for anything and couldn't wait.
Di Baijun didn't want to say another word, so Tiger Palm looked at his head and called over.
"Bang~!"
"Ho~!"
"Asshole, you dare to let me?"
"Bai Jun, I didn't let you."
"Asshole, get up."
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For more than twenty minutes, it seemed as if the earth was shaking and the mountains were shaking, and finally calmed down.
Wang Hu pressed hard on Di Baijun, preventing her from turning up, and her breathing was a little short.
"Ho~!"
"Get out, get out."
Di Baijun gasped and shouted angrily.
Wang Hu didn't get up this time. When his breathing calmed down a little, he looked at Di Baijun seriously.
"Ho~!"
"Bai Jun, do you feel comfortable with the beating?"
Di Baijun was slightly startled and snorted, not wanting to pay attention to this bastard.
However, the anger is not that strong anymore, after all, I just vented a lot.
Wang Hu's tone was extremely gentle and firm.
"Ho~!"
"Bai Jun, if you get angry again in the future, just hit me to vent your anger. I'm not afraid of being hit. It won't hurt.
I don't want to see you angry, I swear, I could beat you forever. "
After saying that, get up.
Di Baijun was stunned, feeling restless and overwhelmed.
Then I subconsciously used the most familiar coping method.
"Ho~!"
"Hmph, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will cut you into pieces."
After saying that, he glared hard again and ran away immediately.
Seeing Hanhan's figure disappear, Wang Hu's gentle gaze disappeared for a moment, and he immediately turned around with a guilty conscience, feeling an unusually fierce feeling of nausea and shame.
Damn it, he made himself sick.
I really don’t know how those licking dogs in previous lives did it?
Sure enough, he couldn't be a dog licker and was completely unsuitable for this profession.
However, the effect should still be good.
Looking at Hanhan, he was obviously shocked and at a loss.
It's really strange, this woman is different from the man.
He was so disgusted that a woman could still listen and catch her calmly. It was unimaginable.
My thoughts turned and I returned to the business. Is it time to take the next step?
What’s the next step?
In fact, he knew very well that Hanhan was much better to him than before.
Continuously showing his arrogant nature in front of him, getting used to his praise, wanting to hear his praise, and wanting to coax her, all this shows the progress of his tiger-licking skills.
But this doesn't mean that Hanhan really likes and falls in love with him.
The truth is, this idiot is used to it.
After all, he is the child's father, and they have known each other day and night for three years. In addition, Hanhan has probably never seen such a tiger like him before, such a lick.
In some ways, this idiot is just a blank slate.
Affected by these many reasons, she slowly got used to the existence of this bastard like him.
To a certain extent, it can be said that subconsciously, he is regarded as a family member rather than a true love.
He actually thought about the biggest problem between them for many nights.
In the end, one thing was determined, and that was a fundamental conceptual issue.
It's like a person may regard a monkey as a family member, but will not fall in love with the monkey.
Why?
This is a fundamental conceptual problem.
What is the fundamental conceptual issue between him and Hanhan?
He understood Hanhan very well from beginning to end, just like if he suddenly woke up overnight and found that he had a child with a female monkey, he would never accept love.
In Hanhan's previous life, he should have been a member of the Tiger Clan, and there was no racial barrier between them. This was much better.
So that's not it.
After excluding everything, Wang Hu gradually focused on one place.
Mundane.
These two words that Hanhan often said at the beginning left a deep impression on him.
Mortal, immortal and divine.
Two completely different words. Wang Hu had heard many stories of immortal love in his previous life.
When I was a child, I had longed for them, but when I grew up, I realized that things like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, the Fairy Match, etc. were all the things that some ancient men lusted after. They were so shameless that they couldn't get it in reality, so they just wanted to get the favor of the fairy through their sexual intercourse.
It is simply impossible between immortals and mortals. Let’s not talk about other aspects for the time being, just one point.
Mortals eat whole grains, and their bodies are dirty. However, no matter how you take a bath, even the surface cannot be completely clean, let alone the inside.
Immortals don't have it. She can see the filth in mortals at a glance. How could she fall in love with a person whose body is full of filth?
Even among mortals, they would not like someone whose face is greasy and dirty.
What's more, in the eyes of immortals, the situation is much worse.
He is undoubtedly an ordinary person now, and Hanhan, she is also an ordinary person now.
But she was used to being high up, used to being a fairy, and she couldn't get down anymore, which can be seen from the word "I".
Therefore, Wang Hu guessed that this was the fundamental conceptual issue between him and Hanhan.
Issues between immortals and mortals.
Don't be influenced by those stories and think that there are no fundamental conceptual issues between immortals and mortals.
The more Wang Hu thought about it, the bigger it seemed. It was bigger than the problems between races, and the more likely it seemed.
But in this regard, he has no choice now but to cultivate himself to retreat from the ordinary and become an immortal.
This cannot be accomplished in a short time. The only thing he can do now is to continue to lick the tiger.
Continue to deepen the concept of family, so profound that it affects Hanhan's immortal concept, and finally turns it into love.
He thought it was still possible, after all Hanhan was a mortal now.
Even if it doesn't affect him, it should be so profound that when he becomes an immortal, he will at least be separated from the secular world, so that Hanhan can break the concept of immortality more quickly and generate love.
These are the core essences that he has slowly summarized over the past seven months.
Now, the second step of the tiger licking method, praise, is almost done. The third step may be time to start.
Wang Hu was thinking about the third step here.
On the other side, Di Baijun was taking a bath in the pool. His eyes were dull, and he showed annoyance from time to time, and he slapped the water angrily with his tiger paw.
After a long time, he slowly came back to his senses and slapped the water surface hard again in frustration.
This bastard knows how to make me angry.
Humph, when I reach the divine body realm, I will definitely teach this bastard a lesson.
Suddenly, an idea emerged uncontrollably.
This bastard doesn’t know when he will reach the divine body realm?
After coming back to his senses, he quickly wrinkled his nose.
Hum.
Even if he reaches the realm of the divine body and escapes from the mortal world, this bastard still deserves to die.
After a while, his mood calmed down a lot, and Di Baijun came out of the pool and walked home with his head held high and coldly and arrogantly.
(Thank you for your support. Thank you. I am not a fool. I just want to speak out. I ask for all support.)
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