[Weird Cells - The health of fat intestines, the deliciousness of fat intestines, and the moving delicacies that can make you stronger after eating them. 】
This is the description of the Monster Cell on the reward interface.
Healthy, delicious, and moving.
In the kitchen of Xuezhao Mansion, Teacher Dachun looked at the purple-black meat pieces squirming on the plate and fell into deep thought.
Is this thing really edible...?
Why does it feel like it's not only unhealthy, but also unpalatable?
If you eat this thing, will you really not be able to drive Hexi?
Speaking of which, since they are weird cells...if I eat them, I won't become like Mr. Bakuzan, right?
Teacher Da Chun thought of Master Bakuzan's ugly face, and the hand holding the knife and fork trembled slightly.
His grandma's... If I had known it, I would have chosen the third option. No matter how bad it was, it was still a good-looking option, although it would make me feel like I was being targeted by the ancestor of Tang syndrome.
So...eat?
Still not eating?
Teacher Dachun has always been adventurous.
eat!
Guo Le pours the oil!
Teacher Da Chun made himself a pan-fried weirdo cell.
"Hey! Brother Chun, turn on the small stove."
Kelan walked into the kitchen, looking like he was looking for some snacks. When he saw Teacher Dachun busy in front of the stove, his eyes lit up.
"Ah, Xiao Lunzi, sit down, it will be ready soon."
Teacher Dachun is a man with a refined life. He is thinking about how to arrange the dishes.
In fact, Teacher Dachun also ate raw food when he was alone in the wild, but he ate it under forced circumstances. Even if he likes the wilderness, Teacher Dachun still has traces of civilization on his body. Eating cooked food is civilized. Features, Teacher Dachun does not intend to give up this feature.
This is why the palm-sized piece of weirdo cells in Teacher Dachun’s bar is fried.
"Lunch, lunch...huh? Will Xiaochun cook today?"
Dad Kenchi also opened the kitchen door unsteadily, and his eyes lit up when he smelled the aroma of the kitchen.
"I just want to try cooking. If dad wants to eat together, please sit down first."
Old Kenci sat down, but the kitchen door was opened again instantly.
"Xiao Chun? I heard you are back?"
It's Uncle Dubu.
"...Why are they all here?"
Teacher Dachun realized that something was wrong.
"It smells so good, Brother Chun, are you cooking?"
King Furong and Tianxia also squeezed in.
...
"So, before we eat, does anyone else want to say anything?"
Teacher Dachun is a person who likes to share. He divided the pan-fried weirdo cells into five parts and added a little more spices.
"No, it's just that the meat doesn't look too fresh."
Curran poked the fried weirdo cells in front of his face with chopsticks.
"The rare ingredients I got by chance are actually quite fresh."
Teacher Dachun also picked up his piece.
"It is said that eating it will make you stronger?"
"Hmm...are you serious? But it does smell pretty good..."
Du Bu smelled it and looked thoughtful.
"Don't be impatient. I'll try it first. If it's okay, you can eat it again."
Teacher Da Chun put the pan-fried weirdo cells in his mouth.
"Hmm...this smell..."
"It's weird, but to be honest, it's not unpalatable. It melts in your mouth and basically doesn't require chewing..."
After the evaluation, Teacher Dachun swallowed the fried weirdo cells and then waited quietly.
"oh oh!"
Teacher Dachun suddenly felt a warm current in his stomach and made a somewhat exclamatory sound.
Glancing at his hands and clenching his fists, Teacher Dachun felt as if he had been strengthened, just like when he obtained the [Immortal Diamond Kidney]?
After waiting for another five minutes, I really felt nothing except the warm current.
"Do I look stronger?"
Ding Chun asked Ke Lun.
"...Are you going to be the second arm of a buddy?"
Curran rolled his eyes and ate the fried weirdo cells in one bite.
Seeing this, Old Kenqi, Du Bu, King Furong and Tianxia also ate their share of the fried weirdo cells.
"oh oh!"
After swallowing the fried weirdo cells, all four of them felt a warm current in their stomachs.
"Uh uh... How should I put it? Apart from the warmth in my stomach, I don't seem to feel anything at all?"
He Tianxia scratched his head.
"But Xiao Chun is actually quite good at seasoning. Let's show it to everyone next time I cook." Old Kenqi smiled kindly, seeming to appreciate Ding Chun's cooking skills very much.
"Um!?"
At this moment, Ding Chun's expression suddenly changed.
"What's wrong?" Du Bu looked confused.
"--Excuse me!"
call out--
Teacher Dachun rushed out of the door with lightning speed, leaving the four of them looking at each other.
"What's wrong with this kid all of a sudden?" Old Kenchi muttered.
"Damn it, Dad, you also know that Brother Chun likes to lose his temper every once in a while, you should get used to it."
Curran smiled and patted his father.
Then,
"Um!?"
Coren's expression also suddenly changed.
"...What's wrong?"
Old Kenji looked at Curran strangely.
"--Excuse me!"
Ke Lun also rushed out of the door, leaving behind the three old, middle and young people who were even more confused.
"Those two naughty kids—huh!?"
Old Kenchi's expression changed.
Du Bu and He Tianxia's expressions also changed.
The three people's skills became extremely strong at the same time, trying to get out of the door.
...
"Brother Chun, you bastard! What did you give us to eat!"
Ke Lun's painful screams and roars were heard from the retreat of Xuezhao Mansion.
"I don't know! If I knew, I wouldn't eat it myself!"
Teacher Dachun had a ferocious look on his face, and he was also roaring while making snacks for a famous male internet celebrity in an island city.
At this moment, there seemed to be a few more people in the toilet.
"Ding Chun, you little bastard! I will punish you, the immortal!"
This is Dub.
"Forget it if you cheated on Xiao Lunzi, you old donkey, why did you still cheat on your father!!!"
This is old Kenzie.
"Brother Chun, you are an idiot!"
This is King Furong and the world.
For a time, words of praise abounded.
The five men from oldest to youngest looked ferocious.
So - what on earth is that?
Uncle Bakuzan, your turtle grandson, did you put laxatives in the weirdo cells? Damn it! ?
Teacher Dachun's painful and ferocious expression at this moment formed an extremely sharp contrast with the portrait of Uncle Bakuzan placed in Teacher Dachun's bedroom.
...
"Strange... where are the people? I just hid for a while, why are they gone?"
Xiao Zhao sorted out his emotions and scratched his head with a strange look on his face.
"Wait, what's going on over there...?"
She heard screams coming from a certain direction.
It seems like... there's more than one person?
"If you give me another chance, little Ding Chun, I will never eat anything you cook again..." The dignified Seven-ringed Soul Saint Dubu looked pale and weak.
Both He Tianxia and Old Kenqi were speechless.
Kelan stared at his dear Brother Chun with eyes that wanted to stab Ding Chun in the butt.
"Uncle Bakuzan..."
Teacher Dachun lay on the ground, as if he were the leader of the group.
"I'll test your code..."
