Sir, please stay here for your convenience! "
To Wang Wenzuo's surprise, there was a maid in the toilet. When he saw Wang Wenzuo coming in, he knelt down on one knee. Although Wang Wenzuo was not used to it, he knew that this was the rule in the palace, so he had to endure it. Feeling unwell, I walked to the toilet to drain the water, but saw a wooden box on the table next to the toilet. The box was filled with dried dates.
"Why do you put dried dates next to the toilet? Oh, I understand, it must be for guests who have drunk too much to relieve their hangovers!" Wang Wenzuo put his hands together and smiled: "It is indeed Tianjia, they are very considerate!" After that, He grabbed a handful of dried dates from the box, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it again and said vaguely: "These dates are okay, but they are a bit old and the taste is a bit stale!"
Hahahaha!
Wang Wenzuo suddenly heard a burst of laughter. He looked down and saw that the maid in the toilet was covering her mouth and laughing non-stop. He knew that he must have made a mistake, so he asked: "Why are you laughing? Could it be that I did something wrong somewhere?" !」
"Lang Jun, the dried dates in this box are not for eating, but for guests to plug their nostrils when going to the toilet to avoid odors!"
"Oh!" Wang Wenzuo showed a wry smile. He didn't expect that he, a time traveler, would be embarrassed. He shook his head: "My nostrils are not small, and they stink. If I enlarge my nostrils, I won't be able to swim!"
After finishing the convenience, Wang Wenzuo left the toilet and came back along the corridor. His mood at this time was completely different from that when he came out of the palace. To be honest, His Highness the Crown Prince had a good reputation, from the emperor to the common people. It is thought that he is humble and loving, and does not like extravagance. However, in Wang Wenzuo's view, even for a "good king" like His Royal Highness, the resources consumed to maintain his life were too shocking compared to the productivity level at that time.
"Hey, it's you after all! I just said why it looks so familiar!"
"Why is it you, Aman?" Wang Wenzuo looked at the girl in front of him in surprise. He stopped the palace maid behind him who was about to exclaim: "Why are you here?"
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is going to entertain the ministers, and my teacher has brought me with him! I just performed in the palace, didn't you see?"
"Oh, oh, maybe I drank a few too many glasses of wine and I was dazzled and didn't see it!" Wang Wenzuo then remembered that there seemed to be a sword dance show in the palace just now. He must have been discussing polo with Jin Renwen at the time and didn't pay attention. There was an acquaintance among the performers.
"Now Liu Neifu, now His Royal Highness, everyone treats you as a distinguished guest. It seems that you are really a celebrity!" Ah Man looked at Wang Wenzuo with interest: "Won't you buy me a drink?"
"Buy you a drink?" Wang Wenzuo asked in surprise.
"That's right. You are sitting in the hall and you are well fed. The teacher and I are down there, but we are tired and hungry. Isn't it right to treat me to something to eat and drink?"
Wang Wenzuo couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this. After asking carefully, he found out that the chef in the East Palace was busy entertaining distinguished guests, but he was too busy to entertain the people from the studio who came to perform. He only threw away a few pieces of dry biscuits and sour soup. . Just now Aman was so angry that he didn't eat. He wanted to come out for some air, but he didn't expect to meet Wang Wenzuo who came out for convenience.
"It would be easy if it were outside, but this is in the East Palace, and I am just one of the many guests!" Wang Wenzuo looked around awkwardly, gritted his teeth and said, "How about you wait here, and I'll go in and get some. Bring out the food and wine!"
"Okay, I just need to get more and bring some to my master!"
Wang Wenzuo entered the palace and returned to his desk, only to find that Jin Renwen had disappeared. He must have had something to do temporarily, and he was too lazy to care about it. He asked the maid aside for two silver plates and put some random things on them. He took out the dishes and pancakes by covering them with his sleeves. When he arrived at the appointed place, he shouted in a low voice: "Ahman, Ahman, I'm back!"
"You came back too soon! Wow! There are so many delicious foods, including cool noodles and hump roast. Today is all thanks to you!" Aman didn't care about so much, so he started eating with his hands. He also said vaguely: "I haven't eaten that hump roast yet, but I just took a look at it from a distance when Master Liu hosted a banquet for guests half a year ago!"
Wang Wenzuo replied angrily: "If you haven't eaten yet, just concentrate on eating. Don't talk, or you might choke!"
Xiaoman must be really hungry. The food on the silver plate in her hand became less and less at a speed visible to the naked eye. Wang Wenzuo placed another silver plate full of food on the stone railing of the plate. , watching the girl gulping down the food, the girl felt Wang Wenzuo's gaze, her face turned red, and she glared at Wang Wenzuo fiercely. The beauty was charming and charming.
"Aman, Aman, where have you gone and why are you hiding in this place, making it easy for Master to find you!"
Wang Wenzuo took half a step back, hiding himself in the shadow cast by the brackets. A man was walking and running towards this side. The moonlight shone on him. He was of medium build and had broad shoulders under his round-neck short robe. With sideburns, a purple face, a high nose bridge, and a wide mouth, the most eye-catching thing is his arms. Wang Wenzuo noticed that his drooping arms almost touched his knees.
"Is this what ancient books often say about hands being longer than the knees?" Wang Wenzuo thought to himself.
"Master, it's you!" Ah Man was a little panicked and wanted to put away the silver plate, but he didn't know where to hide it, so he wisely said: "Master, you must be hungry too! Ah Man has a lot of delicious food here. , you should eat some too!"
"Silver plate! Hump roast!" The visitor saw the plate in Ah Man's hand, and his expression changed greatly: "A Man, are you crazy? You dare to steal things from under the East Palace. This will implicate everyone and lead to a death penalty. of!"
"Master, Ah Man didn't steal anything from the East Palace!"
"Then where did these silver plates and camel humps come from? These are only for banquet guests in the East Palace. How come they are in your hands!"
"It was given to me by a friend, the same friend who said he could send me back to Silla!"
"Nonsense, this is Daxing Palace, how can you have friends here? Tell the truth, otherwise everyone will be killed by you!" There was a cry in the man's voice at this time, and he was obviously going crazy. . Seeing that he couldn't wait any longer, Wang Wenzuo coughed: "Aman didn't lie to you. She didn't steal anything from the East Palace. I gave her this silver plate and food!"
The man took half a step back after hearing the sound, then blocked Ah Man behind him, and subconsciously touched his waist with his right hand. When he saw that Wang Wenzuo was wearing an official robe, his face did not change, he quickly gathered his clothes and bowed down and said, "Bearing me, my dear fellow. Mr. Lang!"
"You are Ah Man's swordsmanship teacher, right?" Wang Wenzuo held up his right hand and said, "Your name is General Cao, right?"
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Chapter 29 Toilet Free Reading.
