As Chang'e was an extremely outstanding tea connoisseur, Lin Xi decided to observe her more carefully.
Five hundred years after Journey to the West, the mortal world is still ordinary and busy.
In the Toad Palace in the sky, the cold and beautiful fairy was soaking her perfect fairy body in the fairy pool that Wu Gang spent a lot of mana to dig for.
The nine flame jade spirit dragons secretly presented by the Jade Emperor were swimming flexibly in the water of the fairy pond, allowing Chang'e to enjoy the comfort of soaking in the hot springs in the lunar star.
Wu Gang held a big ax and took away the job of the door god. He stood at the door with his eyes fixed and a firm look on his face.
The thin clouds blew in the cold wind, twitching the heartstrings that he had longed for.
Yet he didn't look away.
He knew... that was the fairy in his dream, the most respected goddess, who was testing him.
He is testing whether he is an honorable man worthy of trust.
Therefore, even though he only needed to release some thoughts to take in the long-awaited beauty, he still didn't take any action.
An ordinary tea master knows how to tug at a man's heartstrings and make mistakes.
The best tea masters can use the little thoughts in men's hearts to make them become gentlemen and avoid making mistakes.
Of course, this top tea connoisseur probably doesn’t know this at this moment.
Right behind her, there was already a not-so-'gentleman' guy, looking at her carelessly, without any intention of restraining himself.
"Tsk...Although she is very beautiful, it's a pity that she only has a C. Sure enough...generally pretty girls don't have hot bodies. You know me, if you don't have a D, it's best not to @ me , I can’t lift my spirits and I feel like sleeping.” Lin Xi was talking nonsense to the air in a serious manner, as if someone really knew how to communicate with him.
But in fact... someone was actually communicating with him.
Because, except for Lin Xi who was watching blatantly.
In the gap between time and space, there is another person...or a saint, who is eating ice cream crazily.
In a sense, this person can be regarded as Lin Xi's new friend...but he has already had a friendship for tens of thousands of years.
It seems awkward to say, but when it comes to a special being like a saint, it is not awkward at all.
This saint is called 'Yunlang'. He once served as a monk and later as a Taoist priest.
I have experienced the Age of Ending Dharma, but I have not become a saint in the Age of Ending Dharma.
It was not until the Galaxy Age that he found his own path to becoming a saint and became a saint.
He has been playing in the world ever since.
In various time and space, it keeps spinning.
The 'Monk Yun' that Lin Xi had come into contact with before was actually a clone of Yun Lang... Of course, the one without body consciousness.
Every once in a while, Yunlang will recycle a large number of his own clones, and then detonate and superimpose a certain kind of special pleasure in an instant, thus bringing the ultimate enjoyment to the soul.
It was as if... he had completed a cry of love with hundreds of millions of girls in an instant.
That kind of cathartic passion can even shake his saintly mind.
If we start with Monk Yun, Lin Xi and Yun Lang can even be called old friends.
When Lin Xi walked through time and space, looking for the truth about the end of the Dharma.
Yunlang followed him spontaneously.
Together with Lin Xi, he traveled around for tens of thousands of years.
Although we haven't talked about everything at this time, we can still talk happily.
"What kind of aesthetics do you have? Look at these curves, look at this waist-to-hip ratio, look at this skin, look at this appearance and temperament. It is indeed an exaggeration to say that she is the most beautiful woman in all the worlds throughout the ages. But to say There are really a few who can beat her...but there is really no one."
"Just tell me if you're hungry or not!" Yun Lang wiped his mouth and said as if he was wiping his saliva.
"I'm greedy! But it's too dirty!" Lin Xi said.
Yun Lang said: "Isn't she taking a shower?"
"I never saw you not visiting brothels before!"
Lin Xi said: "I'm talking about the heart. In the past, there were only a few fish in her pond, and she was at most a pond owner. Now it's better... as soon as the illusion opens, she becomes the king of the sea. Using the third world of the three realms that she blew up The name of a beauty has coaxed those idiots who think they are the protagonists of the world to circle around. She is clearly just an ordinary fairy who has stolen the elixir, with average talent and slow cultivation. But now she has managed to develop a great foundation and powerful strength. "
"If we continue, we might not be far away from the realm of [Liancheng xs.xyz] and you and me."
Yun Lang laughed and said: "It's far off! It's far off! Conspiracies and calculations are only auxiliary means after all. The heart of seeking the Tao and the ability to prove the Tao are the foundation. You and I can be where we are today, half of it is chance, and 20% is calculation. , the rest depends on your own abilities.”
Wow!
The sound of clear and crisp water came out.
Wu Gang, who was standing outside the door, shook his body, and his two muscular arms trembled involuntarily.
"Brother Wu! Actually, you don't need to guard me like this!"
"The cold palace is cold. If you don't cut down the laurels for a long time, I'm afraid your practice will be delayed, and the cold air will enter your body and damage your practice. Isn't that my fault?" Chang'e was wrapped in gauze, close to her skin. , bare and snow-white feet, like a girl who is inexperienced in the world, walked out, her pure and extremely soft face surpassed the splendor of the fairy palace on this moon.
The cold wind gently swayed the corners of her clothes. Under the bright moonlight, it seemed that something could be seen through the light...but nothing could be seen.
Wu Gang's face immediately turned red.
Suddenly it seemed that I didn't know how to place my sight.
Chang'e seemed to notice that she was dressed a little less solemnly, and she exclaimed softly.
With three parts of shyness, three parts of fear and three parts of secret joy...
Then she walked out dressed more strictly.
He was about two steps away from Wu Gang and stood still.
"Brother Wu... Wu!"
"I'm really sorry. I was worrying about some trivial matters and didn't pay attention to my makeup for a moment. I actually surprised Brother Wu!"
"Brother Wu is a humble gentleman, but this little girl has polluted Brother Wu like this..." Chang'e's voice was soft and sweet, with a sense of a girl who had never experienced the filth in the world.
Wu Gang breathed heavily, blushed and said loudly: "No...it's okay...I...no...sister Chang'e! What is it that worries you?"
"Let your brother Wu take care of your worries!"
The first words were intermittent, but the next words were spoken very smoothly, as if they had been said many times.
"Recently, it is common for strange people to come and go in the Moon Palace. I heard that even the Haotian Mirror can't see their fate clearly. There are many bad people among them...it seems that they have some feelings towards Xiaoxian..." Too frivolous.”
"I want to ask Brother Wu to teach me some self-defense skills and practice sparring with me." Chang'e said with a blushing face.
Lin Xi and Yun Lang in the dark clapped their hands at the same time.
"Originally, there was only a 20% chance that it was her, but now... there is a 50% chance! Although she is playing tricks, she still has the true intention to follow the Tao and establish the Tao. She is not Lin Youyou... She wants to be Wu Zetian ! Also... wasn't Wu Meiniang back then a tea artist at first?" Lin Xi said.
