"Tit!" Lin Xi shouted with his hands behind his back.
"Yeah!" Titmouse responded in jerky Mandarin.
"Hit him! Remember, no hitting on the head, no beating to death, the rest... is up to you." Lin Xi said calmly.
"How awesome, yeah!" Titmouse's three-meter-high burly body, like a hill, emerged from a corner of the county government office.
Then, like a fast running car, it slammed into Dingxiang Hou Tianzheng.
With two mournful cries, the black-haired horse, which was already a spiritual beast, was slapped to death by Titmouse.
"Asshole! I am the hereditary founding prince, and I live with the country." Tian Zheng roared angrily.
"Oh! Chickadee, have you seen the jade plaque on his waist? Don't break it. It's an ancestral inheritance and is very valuable. If it is broken, someone will lose their head." Lin Xi ordered casually.
It’s just that with Ti Qing’s mediocre proficiency in Mandarin, I don’t know if I can understand it.
Click!
The gorgeous motorcycle was also trampled to pieces by the tits.
At this time, Chickadee's luck had reached a certain level, and his body was glowing red. The patterns originally tattooed on his body were like tiny tadpoles, swimming around on his body.
His body also expanded to five meters tall.
Already a real little giant.
"My sister is a noble concubine in the palace. If you hurt me, the saint will cut you into pieces." Looking at the huge shadow that enveloped her, the dark and strong Lord Tian turned pale with fear.
In Lin Xi's eyes, the cute and honest tit is now a real devil in Tian Zheng's eyes.
"Tits! Don't always fight with those stupid and dead things. Remember to hit where there are people. You are big and your fists are heavy. You hit them wide open and close. Don't care how the other party hides. Just go straight to them. That's right!" Lin Xi was still controlling and ordering Titmouse.
Bang bang!
Dingxiang Hou Tianzheng's two thighs were stepped on by the tit, and they were completely shattered.
Screams like those of a slaughtered pig came from the county government office.
The spies hiding around shrank their heads, and then responded to the masters behind them in their own ways.
"Wen Yuanxiang, you old man! If you have the ability, kill me, Lord Marquis, otherwise I will never be done with you, Lord Marquis. Just wait... Xu Gongfeng has received my rescue talisman and will be here soon. Do you think Relying on a reckless man, he dares to make enemies of a thousand-year-old family. He really doesn't know whether to live or die..." Tian Zheng was still stubborn.
Lin Xi found him pleasing to the eye.
After all, Wei Wei had a full meal just now.
The negative emotions coming from Tian Zheng fluctuated particularly strongly.
"Tits! Break his hands and pull out his teeth too!" Lin Xi ordered.
Chickadee said in awkward mandarin: "Yes, you are rich! You can't say you are big-faced!"
Lin Xi responded calmly: "Teeth are not faces, and pulling them out is not a slap in the face."
"oh!"
A thick finger violently penetrated Dingxiang Hou Tianzheng's mouth, crushing all his teeth.
Tian Zheng spat out a mouthful of broken teeth and blood, and looked at Lin Xi and Titmouse with an increasingly ferocious expression.
He's not a complete idiot either.
By taking drugs and instilling skills from others, he also achieved the foundation-building stage.
This was also the reason why he dared to come alone and pick a fight with Lin Xi.
It's just that he didn't expect that his cultivation in the foundation-building stage would seem like a joke in front of Ti Que.
He didn't even use any spells or spells at all. The machine beast he was good at...that is, the machine car, was violently trampled by the tit from the beginning.
Looking at Tian Zheng who was already lying on the ground, unable to move or speak.
Lin Xi then stepped forward and grabbed his scalp.
Pull his head off.
"Remember! If you can't speak, speak less. You see... if you are not careful, you will hurt the fragile hearts of a few of our compatriots and destroy their customs and habits. You are destroying the peace and tranquility of the country. If you are unified and complete, even if you are beaten to death... don't expect the saint to seek justice for you." Lin Xi's words were very confident.
Tian Zheng was still spitting out pieces of teeth, and his eyes almost popped out of his sockets.
Seeing Tian Zheng's unhappy expression and his frustration that he had something to say but couldn't say it at all, Lin Xi said thoughtfully: "Are you trying to say that you are right and have never done it?"
"Look...you are so naive again!"
"Your father really didn't give you the wrong name."
"If we say you have it, you have it... If you don't have it, why do we beat you like this?"
"There's no reason why we're going to beat you up because you've done nothing wrong. We're not crazy! We're all ministers in the same court, and we're all colleagues. The important thing is to be as close as one family... Don't you think so?" Lin Xi Conghuai He took out a coarse rag and wiped it on Tian Zheng's mouth casually, wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth.
Then he turned to Ti Que and said, "Break his ribs as well, and give him a few more blows with the rune stone dagger. Let him heal quickly and leave some wounds... Let him return to Beijing so he can file a complaint!"
"Then...throw it out!"
Chickadee had no brains and carried out Lin Xi's orders truthfully.
Titmouse has no brain...Doesn't Lin Xi also have no brain?
Of course he does!
Therefore, Tian Zheng was the target that came to his door.
It must be beaten.
Those high-ranking officials, dignitaries and wealthy families will always have a bad habit that they can't get rid of.
That is to catch only the second fish out of habit.
They don't need to innovate, use their brains, take risks, or gamble.
They just need to wait, waiting for someone to innovate, someone to use their brains to come up with a new way, someone to take risks and find a new path, and someone to find a new direction by gambling.
They went to use their overwhelming force to overwhelm others, and then snatched them all away.
Make everything that belongs to others your own.
Lin Xi used a unique method of deception to open the trade route to the Million Man Mountains.
When these wealthy families found out, they all swam over like sharks smelling blood.
They couldn't wait to take a bite of the blood food, and everyone seemed to be hungry.
Lin Xi doesn't mind distributing benefits.
In fact, part of his plan was to turn that big lie into the truth by colluding with enough powerful people.
The truth is that even if the emperor learned the truth of everything, he would not dare to lift the lid. He would have to pinch his nose and admit it.
However, how to divide the benefits, how to divide them, and how much to divide them.
It's up to him, Lin Xi, to have the final say.
There was no way he was kicked out.
Therefore, letting the tits beat Tian Zheng so violently is killing the chicken and frightening the monkey, and it is also provoking a war in the afternoon.
Tell those who want to pick flowers and leaves to pick fruits, he... is not afraid of death.
At the same time, it is also sending a signal to the outside world.
Wen Yuanxiang has already worn the same pants as millions of barbarians in the mountains.
The barbarians even did not hesitate to offend the marquis who was divorced from his country for his sake.
To the imperial court, Lin Xi's move... was suspected of forcing the palace.
As for the Tian Yan Que tribe, Lin Xi's move was a sign of danger.
People come to this world alone, naked and have nothing.
Why are you in power?
What are rights?
Rights are a means of balance, the qualifications to take advantage of each other and distribute benefits. When you speak softly, everyone must open their ears and listen carefully. When you speak loudly, everyone must close their mouths, lower their heads, and listen carefully. to think about.
On the second day, heavy snow closed the mountain.
Outside the county government office, it felt like warm spring.
The yard is already filled with local specialties sent from all over the world.
There was an endless stream of people coming to the door waiting to see Lin Xi.
In the dilapidated county government hall, the cold wind howled, and the mere basin of crushed charcoal could not bring any warmth at all.
Many big shots in the eyes of ordinary people were huddled in their thick leather coats, shivering from the cold, but not daring to complain at all.
When Lin Xi walked in, the left and right sides naturally cleared the way.
In the small space, there was just enough avenue for three people to walk side by side.
Lin Xi shook his coat and sat on the chair that was still stained by last night's frost and snow, squinting at everyone's faces.
"I've seen the old prime minister!" Everyone saluted, regardless of their high or low birth status, they all clamped their tails in front of Lin Xi at this moment.
Lin Xi nodded and said casually: "Are you all here?"
"Then take a seat!"
Lin Xi was sitting on the only chair in the lobby.
He asked everyone to sit down, but where were they sitting?
One person suddenly fell back and sat cross-legged on the icy ground, shivering all over, but trying to show a cheerful expression.
Immediately afterwards, everyone had no choice but to follow suit.
This situation does not seem like the representatives of many powerful families arranged to meet with the ex-prime minister Da Zui to discuss the distribution of certain benefits.
It's more like a bunch of bandits gathering together in the snow to break up the law.
"There are many opportunities and great benefits. Everyone knows how many benefits there are in the Million Barbarian Mountains. In the past, some people were greedy and ruined the market. When the barbarians were angry, they did not cooperate with the outside world, and everyone could only look at the mountains. And sigh."
"Now, with my sharp tongue, I put life and death aside many times, and then I entered the deep mountains, regained contact with the barbarians, and gained the right to trade."
Even though they knew that Lin Xi was talking nonsense, everyone could only nod in agreement and say flattering words from time to time.
"No further nonsense, if the trade route is to be opened, our sincerity must be shown."
"It will be very cold in the Million Man Mountains this year. I need 300,000 days of grain, 30,000 days of salt, 100,000 pieces of cloth, and various other miscellaneous items. Whoever gives more will be allocated more in the future."
"Fair competition, no child can be bullied. My words, Wen Yuanxiang, are worth guaranteeing... What do you think?" Lin Xi's voice fell, and a thin buzz of discussion sounded in the lobby.
It seems very illusory to say that there is a white wolf with empty gloves.
But this can be true as long as the power is in hand.
As long as a large amount of materials are obtained, there will be a good opportunity to enter.
Lin Xi can definitely organize a team of barbarians who obey his orders in the millions of barbarian mountains.
There is no need for them to actually go down the mountain to fight against the Da Sui army.
Their existence is a huge threat.
It is also a wonderful magical method that turns the blue sheep 'Wen Yuanxiang' into a dragon tiger.
