"I don't have any of these. Why do I need to use baldness, belly fat, thick-rimmed glasses or plaid shirts to exorcise evil spirits? Although I don't know what is wrong with people who have these conditions, but I regard these as The important condition for exorcising evil is really too much!" Yingzhu had a thousand sarcastic words in his heart, but at this moment he felt that he had to respect the atmosphere first.
The bald man in the next image begins to teach his exorcism skills.
Related skills such as wave dancing, rapid tongue flicking, silly laughter, 365-degree rotation without blind corners to pick noses, touching saliva, dirty eyes, etc., wasted ten minutes of Yingzhu's time.
The phone screen has been flashing again and again.
The female ghost named Asuka Tomoko was constantly sending him messages.
It was obviously asking for help, but the topic suddenly changed and turned into relationship counseling, or even... flirting.
Photos that could be used as license plate covers appeared in the dialog box, waiting for Yingzhu to click on them to enlarge them.
"Is she still a pervert?" Yingzhu felt that he was familiar with this routine.
The lonely ghosts in reality, regardless of whether they are male or female, are all very sexy.
This is not determined by their own character, but by their attributes.
Lonely ghosts are not like ghosts. They belong to the government establishment and are protected by the land. They can "extradit" monks and return to heaven to receive a lot of cultivation back.
Therefore, lonely souls and wild ghosts will try their best to absorb yang energy and cultivation through some special methods.
"No! If you just covet my 'beauty', why don't you come directly instead of making such a long preparation?"
"Could it be that... the ghosts in this world have to fulfill some conditions before killing people? For example, this female ghost named Asuka Tomoko asked me to have a more direct 'conversation' with me after I got my mobile phone. Before that, certain predetermined conditions must be completed first?" As a body that leads to the secluded world, Shadow Bamboo has dealt with ghosts and monsters many times.
But I have never seen such a weird 'killing' demand.
"According to the concept of equivalent exchange, if this female ghost wants to kill me, it needs to meet various conditions. That is to say... once it is allowed to kill me, it will be difficult or even impossible to crack!" Yingzhu started to quickly! The more I analyze, the more shocked I am.
At this time, 80 to 90 percent of the monks in the weird high-tech world have obtained the 'Heart-to-Heart Convergence' used by Ke Xiaoliang. As long as their own thoughts reach a certain level, Ke Xiaoliang will guide them to judge a similar one. conclusion.
Ke Xiaoliang introduced these monks into this world, although it was also to harvest the magic value.
But it's not just for the magic value.
We will not really sit back and watch the mass deaths of monks, and let this weird high-tech world become a playground for a few monks and a cemetery for a large number of monks.
Therefore, it is necessary to appropriately guide them to some settings of this world.
"She cannot be allowed to meet the conditions."
"And my problem now is... I can't decide whether replying to the message is the right direction or whether not to reply to the message is the right direction. And if I reply to the message, what kind of message should I reply to avoid being cursed? kill."
"This choice is much more difficult than the previous three choices. It is enough to show that I have unlocked this female ghost's more advanced behavior mode." Yingzhu analyzed it for a while, and then suddenly changed his expression.
Pick up the phone and open the door.
It was pitch black outside the door, so dark that I couldn't even see my fingers.
The strong flashlight was shining in all directions, and then he could barely see clearly that he was in the corridor of a high-rise building.
Unlike most high-rise buildings with closed elevators, this was a high-rise building with open corridors. Yingzhu was not sure which floor he was on.
All I know is that the wind is very strong, the howling wind passes through the corridor, and a thin gray-black mist surges.
At the end of the corridor not far away, there was something like a crawling and devouring giant beast.
After groping for the door next door, Yingzhu started knocking hard.
In the room... the piercing screams of the actresses came from the player, and suddenly it seemed to pause for a moment.
Then he screamed louder.
"I'm your next door neighbor. Can you please open the door?" Yingzhu made his voice as gentle as possible.
At this time, he did not realize at all that a young and strong man, wearing half pajamas and a pair of semi-mechanical pants, stood at another man's door and knocked frantically in the middle of the night. It was such a weird and weird thing. .
"No! I'm not at home! Wuwuwu...!" Someone seemed to be crying under the quilt.
Yingzhu noticed that the messages on the phone screen were beating faster and faster.
Almost to the extent of one shot per second.
At the same time, a feeling of suffocation came over me.
It seemed that some invisible force was holding his heart.
Yingzhu hurriedly bit her finger again, and then opened the placket on her chest.
"Lingbao Tianzun, comfort the body. Disciples' souls, five internal organs Xuanming. Blue dragon and white tiger, there are many battles. Suzaku Xuanwu, guard me." Reciting the formula, Yingzhu quickly drew an evil-suppressing talisman on his heart.
The pressure in the heart eased, but the fatal feeling never dissipated.
Picking up the phone, the last message Yingzhu saw was: "You said you were going to save me, but you didn't keep your promise."
Yingzhu knew he couldn't delay any longer, so he replied: "I am willing to keep my promise, but how should I save you?"
The light flickered, and Asuka Tomoko replied: "Give me a full-body photo of you! I want you to take it now!"
Yingzhu instantly recalled the third choice among the three previous choices.
Get in tune with Weirdness and send it to Moments.
"I understand! The important condition for her to kill me is to take a photo with me, preferably on WeChat Moments. It may even spread to more places and kill more people through this photo."
"But because I have already picked up the phone, if she does not meet her conditions, she can still kill me after some other opportunity is met."
"Unless...possible, the photos I took cannot satisfy her. This is the purpose of teaching in that card."
Thinking of this, Yingzhu gritted his teeth, picked up his phone, and took two photos of himself with very lewd expressions.
Then he quickly opened the Photoshop software, ignoring the blurry ghost behind the photo that was getting closer and closer, and was actually still moving.
Then he transformed himself into a twisted tree spirit.
At this time, Yingzhu was extremely grateful for his long-term 'life' in the wasteland world, so that he was not unfamiliar with these technological products.
Click! send!
In the circle of friends, two photos of twisted tree spirits and blurry ghosts appeared.
In the photo, the blurry ghost figure initially moved and became clearer.
But after a while, it gradually moved away, further and further away.
Until it disappears.
Yingzhu stared at the pictures on his WeChat Moments, and he breathed a long sigh of relief until he was sure that the female ghost seemed to have really gone away and no longer bothered her.
However, he was relieved early.
The smell of rotting corpses came from above.
Then tick...tick...!
The cold water... dripped on his forehead.
