When Zhu Yijun established the crown prince, the eldest son Naruhito of King Masachikamachi of Japan died of illness. King Masachikamachi Uemoto asked the emperor for medicine.
After the Japanese envoy came to Ming Dynasty, he handed over his credentials. When he returned, word came down from the court, and the expert team immediately set off with the medicine.
Although the doctor was dispatched quickly, the official receiving the request from the Ministry of Rites had other requests. He wanted to trouble the envoy to go back and tell the king that your king only has a first name and no surname, and he does not have the dignity of being a vassal of the Ming Dynasty. When you go back, tell Masachika Town to give yourself a surname. From now on, your national certificate and other documents must have a name and surname. Don't act like a savage and bring shame to the country.
This statement clearly does not understand Japan's national conditions. The envoy felt that the lineage of the king of my family was of divine blood, so how could they have names and surnames like ordinary people? It is precisely the fact that there is a first name but not a surname that shows that Japan is not one family - if there is a surname, it is inevitable that the emperor will take turns, and next year it will be at my house.
But even if the envoy was killed, he would not dare to tell the official of the Ministry of Rites. After all, the emperor of the previous country, the real dragon and the emperor, all have names. How can you, a king with the title of county prince and the golden seal of the prince's robes, be higher than the emperor? You can't do this even if you want to die.
The envoy was sitting in the city of sleepiness, so he had to spend a lot of money to pay homage to Dongpinghou, the deputy privy envoy and naval commander Lingyun Yimen.
After Ling Yunyi went to Luo in Japan, he was granted the title of first-class marquis for his contribution to the peace of the country, and achieved the transition from a courtier to a noble. Taking advantage of his momentum, the King of Japan abolished the title of "General for Conquering the Barbarians", abolished the shogunate, and first implemented the "return of great power" in the "Three Lings".
Of course, the Japanese king and public officials definitely knew whether they could truly "return the great power" - it all depended on the support of the 20,000 Ming army led by Ling Yunyi.
In the past few years, Masachika Town has given everything it can to Ling Yunyi. At the same time, in order to give the "mercenaries" a reasonable and legal appearance, the King of Masachikamachi named Ling Yunyi the "General of the Kingdom" of Japan, and named his troops "Wang Xiejun". As the name suggests, appropriately enough, this is the army that assists the king in managing Japan.
In the next few years, the Japanese ministers, who suddenly became richer than beggars, paid attention to the well diggers, and kept painting Ling Yunyi's body with layers of gold powder. Ten years after Wanli, Japan began to spread the news about Ling Yunyi. Another life experience of Wing.
During the Heian Dynasty, the Minamoto clan competed with the Taira clan for hegemony. After the Taira clan lost, the last minister in office, Taira Munemori, was defeated and retreated to Yashima. He was later captured and sent back to Kyoto. On the way to Omi Kuni Shino Harajuku, Minamoto no Yoshitsune's subordinate Tachibana Lord beheaded him. Taira Munemori died at the age of 39. Four of his sons who were traveling with him were killed. [Note]
In order to express his loyalty to Genji, Lord Tachibana used firewood on the four children - that is, tying firewood to people's bodies and throwing them into the water to drown them.
According to the legend of Ling Yunyi's life, Lake Biwa, which had always been calm and calm, was flooded with turbulent weather that day. After the execution, only three bodies were found. The body of Taira Munemori's second son, Taira Nomura, was missing. Prince Tachibana thought he was buried in the belly of a fish. , still reported the case on his own, and did not write any details about the disappearance of the body.
According to the records in the legendary "The Tale of the Taira", Taira no clan was eight years old at the time and was very smart. Because there were waves in Lake Biwa that day, he was carried to the other side of Lake Biwa and was adopted by Ling He, a businessman in the Southern Song Dynasty.
This merchant named Ling He was a descendant of Ling Tong during the Three Kingdoms period. He had been unable to have children for many years and had no one to inherit his astonishing wealth. After rescuing Heineng Zong, Ling He had an idea and said that this boy was born from his aunt in Japan and brought him back to China to inherit the family business.
This lie is well-made: Omi was the hub of Japan. At that time, merchants from the Southern Song Dynasty went to Japan to do business. Except for a few ports, most of them lived in Omi. At that time, there were manors of wealthy merchants from the Song Dynasty around Lake Bipa. - Story editor That's it, you can figure out the rest.
The Japanese immediately accepted this statement: Lingyunyi's ancestor was originally Japanese and a descendant of the Ping family. No wonder, no wonder.
Genji founded the Kamakura shogunate and brought Japan into the samurai era. The descendants of his mortal enemy ended the shogunate and engaged in the "return of great power." As the saying goes, "One drink, one peck, it's a predestined decision." This earth-shattering task of bringing order to the chaos was really carried out by the general of Zhenguo. It was barely interesting for others to do this.
This matter has been rumored in Japan for more than two years, and finally reached Ling Yunyi's ears. At that time, Arthur Ling was so angry that he almost died of anger - he would not have killed my ancestors of the Ling family like this. However, this rumor is spread among Japanese people, but there is no way to suppress it. Ling Yunyi understands that the more suppressed the rumor is, the more market it will have.
Ling Yunyi has sent troops to Japan twice in recent years, but neither of them started a fight - both times he threatened Toyotomi Hideyoshi to disarm. Toyotomi Hideyoshi still wanted to retaliate in the early days of his return to power, but Ling Yunyi raised his arms and called out, and all the Japanese daimyo responded to the call and forced the shining swords and guns in front of Hideyoshi. Toyotomi Hideyoshi crushed it with his steel teeth, and finally gave in.
After Ling Yunyi collected all the troops of the Japanese daimyo, "stopping the war" was gradually implemented, and Japan's troubled times were basically over. As for the third item, "the perpetuity of the family name", famous names from all over the world take it much more seriously than Ling Yunyi. Japan's sudden peace after years of war, coupled with the bumper grain harvests brought about by the good weather for several consecutive years - Ling Yunyi is not considered a Buddhist among Japanese people, but he is a bit different.
Then Ling Yunyi felt that something was wrong. He has such a good reputation in Japan, and he leads a large army alone overseas. I don't know how the rumors of "descendants of the Taira" spread to the country and were distorted. If his colleagues are very powerful and accuse him of "wanting the support of the Japanese people and seeking independence," he will have to say goodbye to his head and black hat at the same time.
Therefore, starting from the beginning of the twelfth year of Wanli, Dongpinghou kept saying in his secret memorials that he was not in good health and asked to return to his country. This guy was an official fanatic and was reluctant to resign, so he applied to return to the Privy Council.
As a result, every time the emperor replied, he told him that Japan had been initially decided and that Marquis Dongping would still need to guard it, so that he could calm down. Ling Yunyi became more and more frightened, and at the end of the year, her secret recitals began to have no lower limit, saying that she could not control her crotch, and Japanese women were too enthusiastic, and her body was repeatedly hollowed out: "I have been coughing up blood in recent months. Royal, but endlessly excited... I feel ashamed and have no place."
This self-defeat is very advanced, meaning that he has sex addiction and cannot control himself in Japan. If he returns to China, he can maintain his health under the supervision of his wife and still work for the emperor. But if he continues to stay in Japan, he must die by a woman, which makes Zhu Yijun angry and funny.
Just when Ling Yunyi was about to start writing a pornographic article for Zhu Yijun, the emperor finally showed mercy and made Li Chengliang a first-class Ningyuan Marquis and sent him to Japan to replace him. As for how the Japanese arranged Li Chengliang's life experience, Zhu Yijun couldn't control it even if he wanted to.
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When the Japanese envoy came to Ling Yunyi's home, Ling Yunyi had to see him - the seven sons and eight daughters left in Japan always needed the help of the Japanese king to take care of them. When he met the envoy and listened to his plans for the future, Ling Yunyi smiled bitterly and said:
"This is difficult!"
The messenger's name was Kashiwagi Yi Pheasant. If it weren't for the fact that this guy was a man and had a different pronunciation in Japanese, Ling Yunyi would have suspected that this name was an attempt to take advantage. Now that Ling Yunyi said it was difficult, this guy knocked his head on the ground and asked the Marquis to help him find a way, otherwise he would have to commit suicide after returning home.
Ling Yunyi looked at the gift list he handed over and couldn't help but recall those happy and carefree days in Japan. He reluctantly said: "Well, this matter - you will understand it when you look at North Korea."
"Now the head of your country is the same as the head of North Korea. It makes no sense that people have names and surnames, but here you have a name and no surname. To put it bluntly, the court wants to tell the head of your house through this matter, stop having any miscellaneous things. The idea of -the word 'emperor' cannot be touched."
Seeing the puzzled look on the envoy's face, Ling Yunyi continued to point out: "Look at Annan's so-called 'emperor'. Now he has been reduced to a marquis, two levels lower than me. He is a third-level waiter! He can get and Korea." With the same treatment, the leader of your country can just have some fun and just give him a last name, isn’t it difficult?”
This time Kashiwagi Yiji heard it clearly and took a breath and asked: "So, the superior country did this intentionally? Doesn't it mean that it doesn't understand Japan's national conditions?"
Ling Yunyi frowned and said: "What do you think? I said that you, a guy, have a head for breathing? Why did I go there in the first place? Can you not understand this matter?"
After saying that, he pointed at the cypress pheasant and said: "You have the wrong mentality! You keep talking about going to the country, going to the country. It shows that you are still mentally resistant and always thinking about your own three-acre land - you I want to talk about the imperial court! The imperial court! Do you understand?"
"That place in Japan can't be regarded as a prefecture. Although the territory is a bit larger, does it qualify to be called a court? If you can't express your respect, the Shenwu line will be destroyed in your Majesty's thoughts."
"I suggest that when you go back, you should not only persuade the country's leader to give him a surname, but also change the official system altogether - let's put it this way, follow the example of North Korea!"
