Just when Bai Xiaobai was thinking, Feng Wu pushed him beside him: "How about it, am I right?"
"I think I can help you break through this bottleneck." Shen Shen said.
Feng Wu was stunned for a moment: "You said you could help us?"
If someone else had said this, Ai Fengwu would have scoffed and ridiculed her, but Bai Xiaobai...
For some reason, Ai Fengwu believed what Bai Xiaobai said. If nothing else, this guy was indeed a bit evil, very evil.
Bai Xiaobai nodded and walked towards the yard. As he walked, he shook his head and said, "People can't be too good."
When the two entered the courtyard, Bai Xiaobai was stunned.
"This...is this a slum?" Bai Xiaobai asked.
From the outside, it looks like a teacher's courtyard, but from the inside, it looks like four thatched houses.
This place can no longer be called dilapidated. It is at least dilapidated. It was glorious in the past and now it is dirty and messy, but this...
There is obviously no room for decline.
The walls of the thatched house are made of earth, covered with straw, and the windows are made of wooden sticks making a sign of a cross.
Ai Fengwu introduced: "You also know that everyone in our college is in debt. As the saying goes, good steel is used on the blade, and we don't care about hedonistic things like accommodation!"
Bai Xiaobai:......
How can you confidently say that you are so poor?
Ai Fengwu continued to introduce: "The big one in front is the residence of Teacher Wenren."
"Mansion?" Bai Xiaobai looked at Ai Fengwu.
Is that so subtle?
Ai Fengwu nodded: "The teacher said that even if the students look down on us, the teachers look down on us, and the parents look down on us, we must look down on ourselves!"
…
It's over, it's over, I've been completely brainwashed.
No, what about reason? !
You teachers, PUA guys, can’t you see it?
Ai Fengwu pointed to the room on the left: "That's where I live. Zhengzhi lives on the right. You live in the room at the back. When I have time later, I will engrave a sign with the name Bai Zhai and hang it up for you."
Bai Xiaobai waved his hand: "No need."
At this moment, a young monk came out of the thatched hut. When he saw Ai Fengwu, he waved and said, "Senior Brother Fengwu, you are back!"
Feng Wu nodded and pulled Bai Xiaobai to introduce: "This is our new junior brother, Bai Xiaobai."
"This is Zhengzhi. Zhengzhi is his Dharma name and Tao name. His real name is Yuwen Mathematics."
After listening to Ai Fengwu's introduction, Bai Xiaobai gave a thumbs up: "What a name!"
Zhizhi smiled and scratched his head: "Junior brother, that's ridiculous."
Ai Fengwu said: "Zhengzhi was originally from the Buddhist School. Master Ming Jing, the head of the Buddhist School, personally gave him the title of Zhengzhi. However, due to some minor conflicts between the rules of the Buddhist School and Zhengzhi's hobbies, he transferred to the School of Arts. "
"What conflict?" Bai Xiaobai asked curiously.
Zhengzhi scratched his head in embarrassment: "I like to have sex."
Bai Xiaobai:......
No, do you all speak so tactfully?
Is this a small conflict?
This is called inappropriate!
Zhengzhi smiled and said: "I explained at the time that the meat and wine passed through the intestines and remained in the heart of the Buddha. I passed through thousands of flowers and not a single leaf touched my body. But they still didn't want me, which is a pity."
Bai Xiaobai feels that his CPU is starting to smoke. Do these two sentences mean the same thing?
I think you should be grateful if they are immortal.
Zhengzhi continued: "Then I went to the weapon refining department. Within three years, I developed seven kinds of spiritual weapons. Instead of receiving any awards, the head of the department coaxed me out. In the end, Teacher Wenren took me in."
Bai Xiaobai asked curiously: "You have developed seven kinds of spiritual weapons? What are they?"
Seeing Bai Xiaobai ask this question, Zhengzhi took Bai Xiaobai's hand and said excitedly: "Come on, come on, I'll show you!"
Saying that, he didn't care about Ai Fengwu and pulled Bai Xiaobai into the house.
Although the living conditions of these thatched houses are not good, they have one advantage: they are big!
Basically, each room has an area of less than 100 square meters, but Zhengzhi's room still seemed a bit crowded.
Zhengzhi smiled and took out something from the ruins of his room and introduced it: "I can't find the others. You should look at this first."
At this time, Zhengzhi's hand was a round sticker of unknown texture, the size of his right palm.
Bai Xiaobai asked curiously: "This is..."
Zhengzhi excitedly introduced: "I call it "face instrument!" ""
Bai Xiaobai:? ? ?
Why I don't understand what he is saying.
Zhengzhi introduced: "After many years of love experience, I can tell you that it is really difficult to find a partner in the world of cultivation! The reason is because there are too few female monks, so I developed this spiritual weapon."
"If used properly, even the big bosses in Tiangong can benefit a lot!"
"Just stick it on the car, remember to stick it on a car that is reflective so that you can't see what's going on inside, and then inject a little spiritual power..."
"Then what?" Bai Xiaobai asked curiously.
Zhengzhi smiled: "The car will vibrate on its own, swaying from side to side, simulating the frequency of real vibrations. When others pass by and see your car vibrating, they will think that you have a Taoist companion, which gives you special face!"
Bai Xiaobai was shocked!
This is simply a product that combines cultivation, the mortal world, and human nature.
You should really thank the head of Shentu Yuan for not killing you!
Ai Fengwu walked in at this time and said with a smile: "Zhengzhi's ideas are quite advanced, but there are some things that are still very useful."
"For example?" Bai Xiaobai asked.
Ai Fengwu: "Hmm... um..."
Five minutes later, Bai Xiaobai walked out of Zhengzhi's room, feeling that his future was gloomy.
This Almighty Academy is simply a shelter for school abandoned children!
Not to mention Zhengzhi, Ai Fengwu is not simple either.
Ai Fengwu also comes from a famous family, so that's the name of this family...it's a bit hard to describe.
Let’s put it this way, his family is a single generation, his great-grandfather Eddie, his great-grandfather Addison, his grandfather is Ai Luwei, his father’s name is Aishi, and in his generation his name is Ai Fengwu…
People's family trees have many branches and branches, and his family is just a line, and they are all so familiar and unfamiliar.
Bai Xiaobai felt that this family lived very cleverly, as if they were stealing other people's incense, but there was no evidence.
What Bai Xiaobai didn't expect was that Ai Fengwu's spiritual root was a waste spiritual root. He was very disappointed before entering the school and his final test scores were very unsatisfactory. In the end, Teacher Wenren accepted him and let him enter the Almighty Academy.
But when Bai Xiaobai asked him what his spiritual root was, he refused to tell him, and he didn't know why.
I came out for a breath of fresh air, and my mood... well, that's just the way it is.
In short, this fucking cultivation life has just begun, and I have fallen into the trap.
Zhengzhi and Ai Fengwu also came out at this time. Zhengzhi asked: "Feng Wu, you brought Junior Brother Xiaobai here. Has Master Fei Fei married you?"
Bai Xiaobai turned around and looked at Ai Fengwu: "Head fee?"
Ai Fengwu scratched her head and said sheepishly: "The teacher said that if you recruit a student in the Almighty Department, you will be rewarded with 500 per head fee."
"Five million spirit stones?" Bai Xiaobai asked.
Ai Fengwu shook her head: "500 spirit stones... before tax..."
Bai Xiaobai:......
I feel worse now...
At this time, Bai Xiaobai was thinking that when he was in a bad mood, he should transfer this emotion or share it with everyone.
So he took out his cell phone and sent a message to Hu Qiang.
