"Okay, okay, mainly because I haven't been exposed to the world of cultivation, how about you introduce me to it?" Bai Xiaobai said.
Xiao Hei was silent for a while and said: "In the world of cultivation, whether you are a righteous person or an evil person, you are actually fighting against the sky. What you are fighting for is life, and you can change your life against the sky!"
"From the golden elixir realm, as long as you advance, thunder tribulation will occur. That's because the monk's practice itself violates the rules of this world and causes thunder tribulation."
"Perhaps you don't know that monks die in lightning tribulations no less than those who kill enemies on the battlefield, but there are still people who continue to practice in order to change their lives and live forever!"
Immortality...
Bai Xiaobai remembered that Yun Miao had said this word before. He said that he also practiced for immortality.
Xiao Hei continued: "In your understanding, evil cultivators have to kill people and set fires, and they have to treat people as meat cauldrons to practice. Evil cultivators are also human beings, and they work harder than you."
"Some people don't have spiritual roots, but if they want to practice and change their lives, they can only use so-called evil methods to overdraw their lives to practice. In the end, they fail. That person is said to be a madman, and the practice is said to be evil. "
"So, what is righteousness? He should live a mediocre life, giving up his ideas like a zombie, not allowing all his efforts because of his innate shortcomings, just to let him live a few more decades? This is righteousness ?”
"Evil cultivators are desperate and desperate at all costs. As the saying goes, you can't live without being crazy. This! This is the evil cultivator!"
Xiao Hei spoke so impassionedly that even if he couldn't speak, you could feel his excitement just by reading the text.
After reading these words, Bai Xiaobai nodded involuntarily.
He took a deep breath and replied: "Shabi, you PU·A me!"
Xiaohei:? ? ?
What I said on horseback makes so much sense and you still scold me?
"Bai Xiaobai! Are you sick? What I said doesn't make sense?" Xiao Hei said excitedly.
Bai Xiaobai replied: "It makes sense, but you are changing the concept. The first part of Tao is space, and the second part is yin and yang. Everything in the world embraces yin and negative yang, mutually restraining and regenerating each other. You only said yin but not yang. , you only talked about the unwillingness of the practitioner, but you did not talk about the care that his family gave him. Maybe it is a pity that he has been inactive for decades, but living with his family for decades and having children and grandchildren is also a blessing. "
"You infinitely amplified his unwillingness. In other words, who are you to deprive him of his happiness? If you are not a PU·A, who am I?"
"The most important thing about the balance of yin and yang is the word balance. Now it's the scale. You can practice, but you have to have the scale. If you have less happiness, you can make up for the regrets."
After Bai Xiaobai finished sending, Xiao Hei was silent for a long time and replied: "How the hell do you know that so many college entrance examinations are so good?"
Bai Xiaobai:......
"This is the college entrance examination?" Bai Xiaobai replied.
Bai Xiaobai didn't know why. Ever since he was a child, he could understand these fantasy things just by reading them. As for serious words, he couldn't cheer up no matter how many times he read them.
This Xiao Hei can be regarded as living up to his own strengths.
well?
wrong.
Did Xiao Hei scold me just now?
So Bai Xiaobai started a new round of scolding war with Xiao Hei.
Twenty minutes later, Bai Xiaobai took out the mobile phone charging cable and started to charge the phone. After turning it on, he typed: "How about we talk about business?"
Xiaohei replied: "I...I...I'm tired..."
"Go ahead and teach me! Hurry up and teach me, or I'll throw you into the toilet, and then I'll go to a famous and upright sect to practice, and you'll be treated like a tumor!" Bai Xiaobai threatened.
"Are you still willing to learn? Aren't you angry?" Xiao Hei asked doubtfully.
Xiao Hei thought that he had lost trust in each other by brainwashing Bai Xiaobai, and now he would not learn anything no matter what he taught him. How could he imagine that Bai Xiaobai still wanted to learn now.
He couldn't figure it out, so he asked, "I'm confusing you...why do you still want to learn from me?"
Bai Xiaobai replied: "It's normal. Generally, bosses will train their employees on their corporate culture. Weren't you just talking about the evil corporate culture? If there is a problem with the culture, it does not mean that there is a problem with workplace skills."
"I'm an accountant and applied for a job at a company. The company's corporate culture is like shit and the boss is just like you. But the profession and skills are right, so why don't I learn it?"
Xiao Hei thought about it and it did make sense.
No, wait a minute, what do you mean the boss is like me? !
Feeling offended, but no proof.
"I have four sets of exercises for you to choose from. The first set is called Eight Gate Dunjia based on my recent insights. There are eight gates in the human body. If all eight gates are fully opened, you can kick out the big ending!"
Bai Xiaobai: "Are you watching anime behind my back?"
Xiaohei:......
Bai Xiaobai walked into the toilet, put his phone on the toilet seat and said, "You have one more chance."
Xiao Hei hurriedly said: "Calm down and I'll explain it properly."
"I thought of a lot of exercises, but I'm afraid you won't be able to practice them if your foundation is too weak or too advanced, so I've chosen three sets for you. You choose one."
"The first set of exercises is called Ten Thousand Demon Jue. When completed, you can drive monsters to roam the world, and you can also kill monsters to enhance your own cultivation."
"Demon?" Bai Xiaobai asked curiously.
"That little brother of yours is a demon. In fact, I chose this technique for you only after you accepted this little brother. You can conquer him first, and then I found out that there are several demon clan children who are enrolling this time. You can also join them." Conquer them, and then use them to conquer his family, and finally control their entire family. After you become a master, you can use the essence and blood of their entire family to help you improve your cultivation and advance to become a god! How about it, I will give you the plan for the future You’ve thought about it all, are you considerate or not?”
Bai Xiaobai feels so tired...
intimate?
I'll stick to your grandma's legs!
I really deserve the words "unconscionable"!
Otherwise you would have been killed in the first place!
"Next!" Bai Xiaobai said.
“╮(╯▽╰)╭”
"It's really hard to take care of." Xiao Hei said.
"The second set of exercises is called Bahuang Blood Burning Technique. At first, a monk relied on this technique to become an overlord from obscurity. This technique has improved his level very quickly, and after my transformation, his life was overdrawn. The shortcoming is that life and blood are overdrawn in both directions, and it can also be overdrawn with the blood of others."
"I've thought about this for you. You should eat duck blood first, and then eat blood sausage..."
Bai Xiaobai:......
What the hell is this technique of yours?
It’s simply the world of cultivation on the tip of your tongue!
You ask that dog that just entered the school, does it believe in this amazing exercise?
"Next!" Bai Xiaobai said impatiently.
"The last one is amazing, the Demon Sutra!"
"This is what an ascetic monk practicing Buddhism fell into and fell into the devil's path. He practiced the opposite of the Buddha's path, eating raw meat, drinking human blood, and enjoying the meat cauldron. After attaining great attainment, the demonic energy spread for three thousand miles and his body became a demon! Isn't that awesome? "
Bai Xiaobai nodded, thinking that the previous two had exceeded the lower limit, but this one turned out to be a combination of the two.
Sure enough.
As he said that, he was about to throw his phone into the toilet.
Damn it, I don’t want to learn anymore!
After listening to your introduction to this method, no one can live forever. How can you practice it to achieve longevity? Live a long life!
Why the hell am I now in a school, in the den of righteousness, and you want me to turn into a demon in my physical body? What's going on?
Buzz buzz~~~~
Xiao Hei started his final struggle, vibrating wildly.
Bai Xiaobai picked up the phone and said, "I'll give you one last chance."
Xiao Hei: "(•́へ•́╬)"
"Bai Xiaobai, please respect me!"
"After all, I'm half your master!"
"Your uncle's!"
Suddenly Bai Xiaobai thought of a question and asked: "By the way, what kind of exercises do you practice?"
Xiaohei: "I'm sorry, the user you dialed is not in the service area. Please try again later. Saori, the Udo, Uda, and the troublesome Sevisi Rui!"
Bai Xiaobai...
