"I have to go out on a blind date on such a hot day. How much I hate getting married!"
The tall Jiang Jia shrank her head and legs to avoid the scorching sun, scurrying around like a monkey.
"Similarly! Such a big sun mom doesn't forget to arrange a blind date for you, which proves how much she longs for a daughter-in-law to become a mother-in-law!"
Chen Jiafeng is light and cloudy.
"The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has been a difficult problem throughout the ages, both at home and abroad. Why do you think she is so eager to ask for trouble?"
They were all at the door of their house, and Jiang Jia stopped there and couldn't help but feel generous. Feeling helpless, he took a deep breath and looked at death as if he were trying to boost morale before going to the battlefield.
Chen Jia responded passionately like a warrior inspiring a warrior on the battlefield: "Find a bad wife to let her know the dangers of the world, give birth to him a hundred and eighty years ago, and let her know the suffering of the world."
The sky was very blue and very high. It was noon and the earth was scorching.
Jiang Jia opened the door to her home and felt the coolness hitting her nose. It took him a long time to react, and he said angrily: "You think I'm a stallion!"
A man will excrete 53kg of sperm in his lifetime and can produce 1,500 sperm per second. Aren’t these one hundred and eighty the tip of the iceberg?
"One of the most accomplished emperors in Morocco's history (Moulay Ismail) had more than 800 children in his life, so are these 180 more?
There are 108 heroes in Liangshan, seven fairies, seven gourd babies, and a vast and prosperous population. Wow, just thinking about that scene..."
Mom was like a hawk, staring at these two guys with extremely sharp eyes, and naturally interrupted Chen Jia's boasting.
How could she still have such an expression when her children and grandchildren were in the house and they were happily married? She has been overwhelmed for a long time, and naturally has no energy to worry about whether she is marrying Chen Chen, Li Chen or Zhao Chen.
After all, a person's energy is limited, and when the time comes, she can do whatever she wants. What a best of both worlds!
Sacrifice Jiang Jia to benefit the whole family. This seemed a bit unkind, but Chen Jia was still extremely happy in her heart.
After a futile struggle and endless nagging, Jiang Jia went to the appointment like a defeated rooster, like a zombie.
Until the sun put away its sharpness and exuded gentleness all over the sky. When Chen Jia and the little cat stretched out from the desk comfortably, Jiang Jia looked brand new, as bright and cheerful as if she had won a 1.8 million lottery ticket, and walked into the house excitedly with a smile.
Thinking about Sun Wukong coming down from Wuzhishan, he would not dare to announce to everyone so arrogantly: "I have been taken care of by a rich woman, please don't introduce me to any delinquent girls or divorced women in the future!"
Chen Jia stepped forward curiously, excited and a little disbelieving: "The girl who lost her footing?"
It can be understood as a non-mainstream lover with a strong personality, but divorced women are a bit too much. He is only under 20! Are there so many wolves and so little meat now? And there are still multiple ones happening one after another.
Is this a quantitative change that leads to a qualitative change?
"A very unconventional woman. She wears black eyeliner, leaves her bangs straight, and can't see her eyes. She has foundation thicker than a coffin board, seven ear piercings, one nose stud, and one lip stud. Pink sling, green Shorts, fishnet black stockings, and very tall red shoes that look like bricks..."
Just listening to his description, you can imagine how many kills there were. Can anyone really put all the bad features on one face exactly? Just like one person can absorb all the good things?
It is said that the person you are dating determines your rating in the introducer's mind. Is this the introducer's intention to not make things easier for him?
In the quiet room, Jiang Jia described it vividly.
At some point, his mother appeared behind him, her hair disheveled, like an old demon from Montenegro, frowning quietly as she watched his performance.
It can be seen that she doesn't like this one either. She should be thankful that her son and her aesthetics are still normal.
"What about the divorced woman?" Chen Jia asked.
"It's very direct. When I met him, he didn't even look at me. He just asked me what I do for a living."
“People who ask you how you make a living upon meeting are essentially calculating how much respect they have for you!”
Jiang Jia was startled by Chen's mother's sudden voice. She was stunned for a long time before she finally said, "Then she asked me if I have a car or a house?"
"This is what is needed in life. As a woman, you have to do something, otherwise your family will lack an ancestor."
Chen Ma was not surprised at all, and didn't even raise her eyebrows. I straightened my hair, straightened my clothes, sat down and picked beans.
"Then he said that he wanted to find a tall, handsome man with a car and a house."
"Do we always have to consider genetic factors? It means we are considering taking things seriously for a long time!" Mother Chen said calmly.
She also emphasized that she values a boyfriend who is responsible and has a sense of justice! "Jiang Jia was lying on the sofa with her legs dangling, her eyes playfully focused on her old mother's every move, to see what else she could say to excuse her.
How many things have you said against your conscience for the sake of a blind date you have never met?
As a bystander eating cucumbers and listening to the gossip, Chen Jia frowned frequently and couldn't help but express her feelings after watching: "If you have money and a house, that's a bank. If you're handsome and have a car, that's chess. Responsible. And he has a sense of justice, that's Ultraman! The only one who can do this is Ultraman who plays chess in the bank!"
"Enemies, if you're with someone, talk nicely to them, and go to the temple to burn incense when you make a wish. This won't delay things!" Jiang Jia ignored the dark-faced mother Chen, excitedly jumped to Chen Jia's side, and held her hand with the enthusiasm of a hero. On the shoulders.
"What about the rich woman?" Mom asked in a low voice.
...?
Chen Jia also cast an expectant look.
"The rich woman said I'm young! Handsome! Twenty thousand a month!"
"Then what!"
"I said yes!"
"And then!"
"Come back and tell you this incredible happy event!"
"What's the name of the rich woman? Where does she live? How old is she?" Chen's mother raised her voice.
Jiang Jia was indifferent and lay on the sofa again, holding the remote control board: "We will meet again if we are destined. Only by taking one step at a time can we go a long way. You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."
Mom's strength in picking beans has obviously increased a lot. People who don't know better think she's breaking bricks!
Chen Jia heard the sound of broken dreams. If it was intentional, then it was really her mother's passion and good intentions that went to waste.
If he simply forgot to ask for his contact information, then he couldn't even reach the lost girl, or maybe he wasn't flattering for money? Don’t you bend down for the powerful? Poverty and lowliness cannot be transferred!
The setting sun shines into the house, making it neither hot nor cold.
Mom glanced at me like she was an idiot, picked up the phone, dialed a number, and walked into the kitchen.
Chen Jia sat leaning against him: "You must be lying!"
The latter glanced disdainfully at the former who was eating a crunchy cucumber and still wanted to eat the melon. He sarcastically said: "Women are so annoying. There is really no peace where there are women, but I will go back to the place where I belong soon to be clean! You wish for yourself, beauty."
Turn your back and deny anyone! Just a moment ago, he was seeking justice for him, but now he was crossing the river and burning the bridge and parting ways.
Chen Jia took a hard bite of the cucumber.
Cucumber is also very innocent when he takes advantage of things to vent his anger.
My mother, who came back from the phone call, stared at Jiang Jia without saying a word.
The atmosphere was so weird that even the kitten fled the scene while snoring. This was the prelude to the coming storm. Jiang Jia didn't dare to act rashly, and Chen Jia was so uneasy that she didn't even dare to chew cucumber loudly! Hold it in your mouth.
"You said you even went on a blind date with the wrong person. What else can you do in this life? What else can you accomplish? You have a family and a career, you..."
