"A woman's optimal fertility is between the ages of 25 and 30, which means she should give birth to her baby at the age of 25, so as not to affect the second child, so she should get pregnant at the age of 24. After adjusting and relaxing for two years before getting pregnant, she should be 22 years old. marry.
It takes one year to get engaged and meet your parents, and two years to fall in love. Then you should choose a candidate for engagement at the age of 19 and get along for one or two years, so you should establish a relationship at the age of 17. Should we know each other at the age of 16 during the various ambiguous periods and the running-in period before getting together? So you say it's still early for her? "
The aunt explained Jiang Jia in a logical and logical manner.
Just like what she said about running away from marriage just now, it was clear and logical.
Chen Chen wanted to laugh in his heart. This was a bit like what Lu Xun said: dragging women from good families into the water and persuading prostitutes to be good.
It's a bit ironic and a bit double-standard.
But it feels like the two elders are discussing the life events of the two younger generations.
He listened obediently and quietly, and Chen Jia also did not raise any objection.
Under the round table, the two of them kicked their feet and touched their hands.
Very busy.
Jiang Jia disapproved, waved her hands covered in spicy juice, shook her head and said:
"Jiang Ziya didn't come down from the mountain to get married until he was 72 years old, and Bai Suzhen didn't come down from the mountain to fall in love until she was 100 years old. There's no rush."
After hearing this, Chen Jia felt as if she had been struck by lightning, and her brain was short-circuited.
Is this what people say?
Are you talking human language?
If puppy love is guilty, if duplicity is wrong, please let her be punished in a fair way.
Instead of letting this idiot who has a few glasses of beer and can't speak his mind come to smear her.
Who is Jiang Ziya?
Who is Bai Suzhen?
She is a mortal, getting married at the age of 72, are they going to hell together? After 1000 years, no matter whether there is a soul or not, there will be no ashes left.
Bajie dared to attack Chang'e when he was drinking, Wu Song was able to kill a tiger with his bare fists when he was drinking, and Jiang Jia was able to tamper with the book of life and death when drinking.
I knew I was drinking beer, but I didn’t know how many kilograms of Erguotou I drank.
What nonsense are you saying?
The sky was filled with stars and nonsense, which made everyone speechless.
"Boss, another plate of crayfish!"
Chen Jia glared angrily and gritted her back molars.
“Eat more and talk less!”
Quite rudely, he placed a lobster heavily into Jiang Jia's bowl.
At this moment, I can really understand what my mother often said. What is most tiring at work is often not the work, but the people you meet at work.
Balancing emotions is the most tiring thing.
"Hey! 110? There is prostitution here!"
A rough male voice was extremely ear-piercing.
"Uh! 110? Someone was raped here!"
A high-pitched female voice was particularly harsh.
They were singing in harmony, crazy, not caring about the eyes of others, and how much wine the two of them had drunk.
We obviously came together arm in arm just now, couldn't we have agreed on a price?
Now we are still stumbling around supporting each other and talking on the phone. Is this considered teasing the police uncle and occupying public resources?
Everyone watched this bizarre farce with great interest.
Chen Jia looked at the new fat crayfish on the table, but lost her appetite.
There was really nothing happy about this day, and sad things could be seen everywhere.
Although it is a trivial matter, the sesame seeds on the ground are enough to make people collapse!
Chen Jia was sitting back in a chair commonly found in food stalls, with one hand supporting her head and the other hanging on the armrest.
He was taciturn, his eyes showed deep fatigue, and he had no desire to express any emotion.
When it gets dark, it's a new day.
On a summer morning, there is a blue sky, a refreshing and cool breeze, accompanied by the fragrance of flowers.
The warm sunlight shines down through the dense leaves, forming golden spots that pass through the gaps in the curtains and hit the table top.
Chen Jia got up with hazy eyes. The house was very quiet.
My father went out, my mother did not return from the night shift, and Jiang Jia next door did not get up.
He's the typical guy who would be happy to ask you to hang out at 12 a.m., but if you call him at 7 a.m. to have breakfast, he'll kill you.
Chen Jia also developed a biological clock because she wakes up at this time every day when she goes to school.
She stretched, took off her shoes, rubbed her eyes, and slowly opened the curtains.
The dazzling light suddenly slipped in like a naughty child and filled the whole room.
She calmed down and glanced at the window sill opposite her out of habit, and unexpectedly saw the bright young man whose body was wrapped in sunlight.
Smiling brightly, he raised the book in his hand at her in an extremely clean manner.
The disheveled Chen Jia immediately hid behind the curtains, feeling like what Yuan Xia said about the embarrassment of being in a beautiful place and meeting a handsome guy in slippers and pajamas.
After a while, he couldn't help but poke his head out and take a peek.
Chen Chen smiled even more happily.
I haven't seen anything like this since I was a child. There is no three hundred taels of silver here.
But after all these years, I still like Patrick’s pajamas.
At this time, the phone rang, it was Yuan Xia again.
I made a crying face last night, and got up early this morning for the first time in a century. Is there something urgent that cannot be expressed in words?
When I opened it, I saw another series of emoticons, this time with smiling faces.
Can't laugh or cry?
Chen Jia really didn't know, couldn't guess, and didn't want to guess.
The emoticons have extinguished my enthusiasm, insulted my dignity, torn apart my soul, and completely aroused the unknown fire in Chen Jia's heart.
"On the premise of mutual respect, I am a polite person. If I am rude, then please look at yourself in the mirror first, so please go back to your little country with your emoticons."
After typing such a long conversation, I put down my phone and went to wash up.
"I feel uncomfortable and want to cry!"
After washing up, Yuan Xia finally sent a text.
"A calm mind can cure three thousand diseases, and a calm mind can solve all problems. When you cry, your brain will block an endorphin substance, which can relieve your pain."
Yuan Xia: "I want to be your sister-in-law"
Chen Jia almost choked to death while drinking water.
Is this the one that caused the fuss again?
Chen Jia replied: "Young people should not be trapped in a short period of time and lose thousands of miles.
Yuan Xia: "People will eventually be trapped by the things they can't get when they are young."
Chen Jia entered: "People will eventually solve their life's confusion because of one object and one scene!"
After a while, he deleted it and replied directly: "Death early, rebirth early!"
She doesn't want to deal with this nonsense, people smarter than her are working hard.
She sat on her desk and spread out a math paper.
The so-called talent is just practicing basic skills diligently until it overflows from your body.
For example, if you read and memorize the broad and profound Chinese language, you will naturally be able to speak it well.
The so-called nirvana is just practicing a simple thing to the extreme, which makes ordinary people amazed.
For example, Leonardo da Vinci painted eggs.
The so-called overcoming difficulties is just to keep doing things that make you feel difficult until you no longer feel the difficulty.
It's like studying a few sets of math test papers, and you won't have trouble facing the same questions.
There are not so many talented people in the world. They are just outstanding people traveling alone across the mountains.
