Chen Chen absentmindedly held his cell phone in a daze.
He was hesitating whether to call Chen Jia. Confused about what to say?
"Hey, what are you doing? What's for dinner?"
As soon as my aunt entered the house, she was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. She looked around and looked around. She finally found a room and packed all her luggage. She took a nice shower and came out, thinking she could have a nice meal.
As a result, they saw Chen Chen, who was distracted, doing nothing and still slumped on the sofa in the same posture as when he came back.
"Don't you want to lose weight? What should you have for dinner?"
Chen Chen came to his senses, put the phone away, and answered coldly.
"I... traveled thousands of miles across mountains and rivers to come see you. Shouldn't you do your duty as a landlord and take me to taste the delicacies of the mountains and seas here?"
Chen Chen, who was weak with his schoolbag in hand, stepped upstairs and heard these words. He suddenly turned around and squinted and asked:
"Why are you here? Are you broken in love again?"
"Look at you!"
My aunt answered naturally and raised the tone by one decibel.
"hehe……"
Chen Chen suddenly laughed as if he had heard a joke and returned to the living room to interrogate:
"I haven't seen you come here to see me in person for more than ten years. It seems that the injury is quite serious this time! Is it Uncle Oppa or an innocent puppy?"
"I...hehe! How could I be hurt? I'm young, beautiful, rich and talented. The number of people chasing me ranges from 99 to 99, while those who can barely walk are the ones chasing me."
"Yeah! I like gangsters in junior high school, I like top academics in high school, I like teachers in college, I like instructors in military training, I like opponents at work, I like Tony when I get a haircut, and I fall in love with doctors when I go to the doctor. How can you not be excellent?"
Chen Chen only accidentally discovered that his aunt's room was filled with all kinds of photos of men.
At first she thought it was just because she loved photography, but she didn’t expect that they were all people she fell in love with at first sight.
What a keen eye for discovering beauty!
Different looks and types!
"You're looking for death. I haven't asked you where you're going to hang out if you don't go home during the May Day holiday? Now you're going to accuse me?"
The fact that my aunt was hit started to turn against the guest.
Originally I was supposed to return to Beijing on May Day, so I followed Chen Jia, Yuan Xia and the others to see He Laoshi, who had just recovered from a serious illness, and then went to the beach to listen to a concert for a day. The rest of the time I stayed at home with Chen Jia to give lectures and review .
After all, young and energetic men and women live together in the same room, especially young lovers.
How is it possible to be distracted?
One raised his head and the other looked at each other. The sun shines into the room, and the movie heightens the atmosphere. Those eyes are as silky as glue, and you can't help but kiss them passionately, and it's hard to separate.
It's very raw but very touching. I really hit the wall and it hurt before I regained my rational control.
The two were so embarrassed that they didn't even dare to look at each other and ran away. This was considered a kiss or a tongue kiss in the real sense.
Thinking about it still makes me blush and my heart beats.
I don’t know if it counts as having a daughter-in-law and forgetting about my family.
A typical example of focusing on sex over friends?
"Is it because of that girl just now that you didn't go back to Beijing? Is it because of her that you have to go back to school here? Did she say you were frivolous?"
Auntie Feng turned around, stared straight into his eyes, and attacked like a machine gun.
Without any warning, Chen Chen was caught off guard by the question.
Chen Jia didn't know what was going on over there, but here she met an aunt who was chasing after her, breaking the casserole and asking for the truth.
It is true that there are internal and external troubles, and misfortunes never come singly.
On a hot summer day, the fan above my head keeps spinning.
Chen Chen flashed a flash of panic, opened the refrigerator and drank a bottle of ice water. The irritable little boy went upstairs and shouted impatiently: "Do you want to eat?"
A bit of a threat, a bit of a bribe.
The answer is the answer.
Auntie didn't know whether to be happy or sad. What makes me happy is that after so many changes, he still has the courage to like people like a normal boy.
What’s sad is that he has the same love brain as his mother, a love-minded person who is hopelessly crazy about love and loses himself.
She also walked to the refrigerator to take a sip of ice water.
Open the refrigerator door, full of strawberries, cherries, and yogurt.
This is definitely not a daily necessities for boys.
Angry at his inability to fight, sad at his misfortune, and as he gets older, he really can’t bear to see the sour smell of love everywhere.
The aunt took a box of strawberries and a box of yogurt, and sat leisurely at the dining table. She saw Chong Guoliang, who was all baggy, dragging his slippers, and Chen Chen, whose head was covered with water drops, stopped at the strawberries and suddenly asked:
"Wang Baochuan has been waiting in the cold kiln for 18 years, digging wild vegetables every day. What do you think?"
Chen Chen turned on the TV and laughed: "How stupid you are if you haven't learned to grow vegetables in 18 years."
Got this unexpected response. The aunt asked again: "Don't you think she is pitiful? Is Xue Pinggui a bit scumbag?"
"Xue Pinggui didn't meet Wang Baochuan. His adoptive father treated him as his own, and he also had a younger sister who liked him. He would grow up according to the normal trajectory and join the army. With his martial arts, he would have made great achievements. And if he was liked by Princess Dai Zhan, he would be a big brother. It is up to him to choose General Tang or the Prince Consort of Siliang.
Maybe when the token is discovered by the uncle, his identity will be exposed, and he will directly recognize him as the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
However, he kindly rescued Wang Baochuan, but his adoptive father was killed and the girl lost her virginity and was abducted. "
Chen Chen’s erudition and talent earned him a sentence from his aunt
"So, there will be no good end for those with a love brain!"
"Um!"
Chen Chen flipped through his phone and mumbled.
The aunt continued to test his view on love: "You Cowherd and Weaver Girl, what do you think?"
"Peeping on someone else's shower will lead to legal action!"
Auntie was speechless. Today’s kids are so lucid!
"What about Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang?"
"Pan Jinlian is a model of good wives in ancient and modern times. She is an idol that you should worship. Only the ignorant will be prejudiced against her."
Chen Chen was frustrated and threw his cell phone on the sofa after looking through it for a long time without any movement.
I also cook dinner for distinguished guests from afar, specially ordered noodles with green onions.
When the elders of other families meet the younger ones, they always tell me what you want to eat and I will cook it for you. When they got here, it was "I want to eat the noodles you made, please make them for me."
He skillfully cut vegetables, lowered them, and passed them through the water.
She ate Chen Jia's cherries with relish and pointed fingers.
"A little less whitening...a little less oil...don't make the noodles too spicy...don't have too much salt."
"Wei Xiaobao, what do you think?"
"Look at you!" Chen Chen didn't understand why he asked these nonsensical questions.
While eating noodles and scrolling through his phone, he couldn't help but raise his head to angrily yell at his aunt.
The aunt slurped her noodles and couldn't help but smile: "It's better to hurt others than to be hurt by others. As Lu Xun said, follow other people's paths and leave others with no way to go."
"Is this this? Will Mr. Lu Xun be so angry that he will raise his body to uncover the grave, and even the cement board will not be able to hold it down?"
Chen Chen laughed angrily, and it took him a long time to catch the implication of this sentence. He looked serious like an aunt.
"You are so heartbroken!"
The house was very quiet, except for the sound of the news network coming from the TV.
The aunt didn't answer, but ate the noodles in the bowl gracefully and slowly.
