Some people say: 'Parents are the most bitter in the world.'" This is exactly what Yin Jiumo is like.
To be honest, Lao Yin has been prosperous and prosperous in his life! His family is in the capital, and his wife and son are also in the capital. Because of the complicated relationship between the warlord and Fuso, he was sent to When I go to school and serve as a deputy-ministerial representative on campus, and everyone in front of me and behind me is nodding and fawning, I can live a wonderful and worthwhile life.
But he never expected that he would give birth to a master who failed to live up to his expectations and brought shame to him.
His son has been naughty since he was a child. He steals, fights, causes trouble, and does everything. People who come to the house every three days to complain are almost trampling on the threshold. Every time, Lao Yin is drooling, nodding and bowing. , I have to apologize again and again, and I have to pay some money from time to time to settle the matter.
After sending the complainer away, he turned around and wanted to say a few words to Quanzi, but the man hung up his no-war sign, "Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, mice give birth to burrows in the ground. If a son doesn't teach, it's the father's fault..." "
Lao Yin was so angry that his orifices were filled with smoke, and he almost vomited blood and died.
Unknowingly, when the little guy reached school age, Lao Yin thought that by sending him to school, with the teacher's education, he would improve, or at least restrain himself.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be the opposite. The ideal was very full, but the reality was very skinny.
This brother is still the same as before, not only chatting, smoking, drinking and skipping school to pick up girls all day long, he has even developed a hobby of "making pranks".
When others were doing exercises in the playground during recess, he didn't go and put a thumbtack on the bench at his deskmate.
After the sex at the same table, they all sat down on the bench. Immediately, not only did the skylights of their pants open, but also their buttocks blossomed. The pain was so heartbreaking that they screamed with teeth and mouth.
I thought that the matter would be solved by just apologizing and paying some money, but I didn’t know that although Mr. Yin’s family is from a commoner family, they are not ordinary common people who are easy to deal with. The reason is that they have seven aunts and eight aunts in charge. It's going to be difficult now that the government is on duty.
Although the seven aunts and eight aunts who work at the imperial gate of the ruling government are not high-ranking officials, they are just delivering letters and running errands.
But as the saying goes: "The sesame and mung bean officials at the emperor's feet may be of the fifth or sixth grade." "
Now Mr. Yin has made a big mistake. What should we do?
Lao Yin, who had a headache, first let Xiao Yin have a feast of fried meat with bamboo shoots (bamboo whip), until Xiao Yin begged for mercy and would not dare to do it again next time.
Then Lao Yin went around looking for connections and asked people to intercede, and then asked Xiao Yin to plead guilty. Fortunately, he paid a large sum of money and was able to resolve the matter into a trivial matter.
After that, Xiao Yin did stay quiet for a while, until someone else came to the school to complain.
This time, Xiao Yin placed an iron rod on the ajar door of the classroom. When the thin female teacher in class opened the door, a piece of pie fell from the sky. No, an iron rod fell and hit the female teacher directly on her head. A big bag was smashed, and I almost lost consciousness.
Now our little Mr. Yin is in big trouble again. What should we do?
But fortunately, this female teacher is just an ordinary teacher, with no foundation and no backing. But if we look into it carefully, I find that the neighbor of my classmate is working for Yuan Dashuai, a moderately popular person, and it is said that she has a close relationship with Fusang People still have some inextricably linked relationships.
Beating a dog depends on human dignity, but now Lao Yin is in trouble again.
This time, the husband and wife came together for a mixed doubles match. Even the old Mrs. Yin, who had always doted on her children and always protected the calf, took action for the first time. After the two of them had an ideological education class with both slaps and sticks, Xiao Yin repeatedly After begging for mercy and saying that they would never dare to do it again next time, the couple gave up.
However, the civil war at home has ended, and the external issues must be resolved, because the school has already given up. If Lao Yin doesn't show an attitude towards this matter, he will have Xiao Yin fired.
Now Lao Yin was furious. If the half-grown calf was accepted by the school, what could he do? Transfer to another school? When another school heard that it was accepted by the original school, who would accept it? Ren You, Lao Yin, can’t be more generous no matter how generous you are!
How about working as cannon fodder in the warlords' ranks? Or working as child laborers in factories run by Fuso people or other foreigners or domestic capitalists, as cheap labor, letting them extract surplus value and exploit them wantonly. Not to mention that Lao Yin will not be able to live with his face. Lao Yin's wife I can’t pass even one level!
There is no other way, let’s do it the same way again!
After that, Lao Yin used various connections to ask people to intercede, and then asked Xiao Yin to plead guilty to the female teacher. He wrote a very profound confession and guarantee, and finally compensated the female teacher for her medical expenses, nutrition expenses, The compensation for lost work, bed companionship, and mental loss, all in all, was a large sum of money, which almost bankrupted the old Yin family before they suppressed the matter.
After that, Xiao Yin stayed quiet for a while, until someone else came to the school because Xiao Yin was looking for a girl to talk to, immoral, and got a girl pregnant.
It just so happened that Lao Yin was assigned to go through school at this time, so we took him away together to prevent this kid from always toiling in the imperial city and having a bad influence. If he didn't do it well, my career would be ruined.
However, although Lao Yin took him, he did not dare to put him in his own school. He only placed him in nearby local schools so that he could be taken care of without affecting himself. Otherwise, this kid would cause trouble and lose my face.
From Jinrou to Canglan, this boy still hasn't stopped. From time to time, Lao Yin also hears about some of Xiao Yin's love affairs with girls. However, the people in this corner are simple, people's ideas are conservative, and there are no girls who don't want to lose face. This shit caused a big fuss.
The most we can do is to keep it private instead of public. We don't want to expose it openly. We can put some money in private and let you go to the hospital to solve the problem. Both parties can save face, so why not do it!
However, this kind of thing is like walking a tightrope. It is inevitable that the boat will capsize. Besides, Lao Yin is busy with work and does not have so much time and energy to take care of his son.
Besides, Xiao Yin also needs a serious girlfriend to take care of him, so as to prevent his excess hormones from leaking out and causing trouble. This is why Old Yin took a liking to Ouyang and wanted to make him his daughter-in-law.
I heard that with his help, Quanzi made an appointment with Ouyang Yanran to meet Ouyang Yanran at a restaurant outside the school in the evening to express their feelings. Lao Yin couldn't help being happy. No, he was waiting quietly in the villa outside the school, waiting for Quanzi to come back and bring good things. News.
It wasn't until late at night that Xiao Yin returned home drunk and trembling.
"How's it going? Did you like it?" Old Yin asked Xiao Yin.
''Are you a big-headed ghost in the photo?'' Xiao Yin said angrily.
''I'm talking about you old guy (don't be surprised, Comrade Xiao Yin is just like this), can you please stop meddling in my affairs? You said you would introduce a school beauty to your son, but you didn't expect it. Come on, you have a boyfriend! Old man, you are deliberately disgusting your son and letting your son be a light bulb, right?"
'What? Xiao Ou has a boyfriend? Never heard of it?' Lao Yin was also shocked.
