As the saying goes: "When it comes, let it go." "
Damn it, Zhu Houzhao thought, he really didn't look at the almanac this time, otherwise he would have slipped and ended up in the hospital!
That’s all! Since God has deliberately arranged for me to be the “bird director” of the hospital, then I can honestly set up camp here!
Since we are setting up camp, we must first get familiar with the environment here.
Zhu Houzhao looked around. The ward was only about fifteen or six square meters. There were two beds neatly placed inside. Each bed was equipped with an old bedside table and two or three broken stools.
Looking towards the bed opposite him, Zhu Houzhao just took one glance and suddenly trembled. He was quite surprised to see that the girl sleeping on the bed opposite him was a girl with long hair!
Is this hospital a mixed hospital?
"Girl, are you afraid that you have been assigned to the wrong ward?" Zhu Houzhao thought that this hospital was too stupid. It put a big girl and a big boy in the same ward, so he was not afraid of the dark moon and high winds, and he could reach out. When the five fingers are not visible, the young man makes trouble or eats tofu? Although he is a gentleman, it would be someone else!
''Who is the girl? You are a girl, your father and your grandfather are girls, your whole family is a girl, they are real men and can be replaced by fake ones. "
This so-called girl flicked her long flowing hair and revealed a goatee on her chin.
He was so confused that he made a mistake and made a mistake. Zhu Houzhao sighed, "Look who is this person!" It's not your fault that you have a long girl, but it's your fault that you still have a long girl.
At this moment, there was a noise at the end of the corridor, and noisy footsteps seemed to be coming this way.
Then there were people shouting loudly: "The doctor is here for rounds! The doctor is here for rounds!"
Because Zhu Houzhao was a senior in martial arts, his facial features, especially his hearing, were particularly sharp.
He heard what seemed to be an old doctor who was walking in the lead asking Dr. Nian Qing who was following him, "Yesterday, an injured person who fell into the river was brought in. How is he doing now?"
Doctor Nian Qing said: "The situation is not optimistic. The injury is too serious and the organs are failing. I'm afraid we are just waiting for time." "
The old doctor asked again: "Don't you try some medical treatment?"
Dr. Nian Qing probably shrugged, curled his lips and said: "It's useless!"
As he spoke, the old doctor walked into the ward followed by a large group of doctors, trainee doctors, nurses, and trainee nurses.
Based on the principle of priority, the old doctor wanted to check the ward first, starting with the injured person who fell into the river and was sent yesterday.
The old doctor thought that the injured person had not received medical treatment and was seriously injured. The young man on the bed opposite Zhu Houzhao, who had his eyes closed, was breathing but not breathing, was dressed tactfully, but had a goatee.
So, without waiting for Dr. Nian Qing's advice, he stretched out his arms, raised his legs, and rolled his eyelids for the euphemistic young man.
He woke up the young man who was having an erotic dream and shouted: "Sexually assaulted," Sexually assaulted!"
It wasn't until the new and old doctors explained it again and again that I realized it was a misunderstanding.
Now, there was no suspense, the injured was undoubtedly Zhu Houzhao.
The new and old doctors turned around and were stunned as soon as they took one look at Zhu Houzhao. His eyes were as big as light bulbs and he was chatting happily with the bedside companions. Could it be that the one who was sent to him yesterday fell into the river and was injured? The injured person who was too heavy, whose organs failed, and who just waited for the time to fly away?
This is too funny.
In fact, the reason why Zhu Houzhao recovered so quickly is related to the fact that he is a senior warrior and has a strong and unusual physical fitness.
However, no matter what, starting from the journey of making money, it is necessary to treat a living horse as a dead horse.
The old doctor first told him to lie down, put a stethoscope on him and listened here and there, then felt his pulse, asked him to stretch his arms, lift his legs, and turn his eyelids, and put a small flashlight directly into his eyes. Take a photo inside, or ask him to open his mouth, take a small piece of wood and try to move it in his mouth.
Finally, he asked Zhu Houzhao to undress and squeezed his stomach as hard as he could.
After all the troubles, the old doctor's face darkened: "This patient, you have many and serious problems. If you don't check them carefully and treat them symptomatically, your life may be in danger." Oh, I forgot to ask you, are you doing it at public expense or at your own expense?" Zhu Houzhao had heard of it before, and there was a lot of knowledge in it.
At public expense, the doctor will give you good medicines, imported medicines, and various medical equipment and methods. After you recover, you will be kept in the hospital for observation again and again. Anyway, if you stay, you will make money, until you ask earnestly and earnestly, plus If there are new patients coming in and there are no beds, and the beds are tight, they will let you go. Anyway, you will be reimbursed.
As for those who pay for themselves, that’s a different matter. They’re selling substandard medicines, domestic medicines, and even fake or expired medicines. All kinds of medical equipment and methods can be saved as much as possible, and they can be avoided as much as possible. If you don’t recover, you will be bombarded. Being discharged from the hospital will save you the annoyance of looking at you, and save you from the scandal of "arrears of medical bills".
That's it.
At the moment, Zhu Houzhao didn't think too much. He thought that since he was injured on the job, it should be regarded as public expense, so he casually responded: "Public expense." "
As soon as he said this, the old doctor immediately smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I will give you a list, and you go and do various examinations." "
Going for a checkup!
Kuang Jinhua, Chang Yuchun, and Zhang Juzheng took Zhu Houzhao to various diagnosis and treatment rooms to conduct various examinations.
Urine routine, blood routine, blood pressure measurement, vision and facial features, medical and surgical examinations; chest X-ray, electrocardiogram, X-ray, B-ultrasound, ultrasound, and gastroscopy.
Especially gastroscopy, it is particularly scary! A long tube is inserted from the mouth to the depths of the stomach, stirring and twisting desperately.
Zhu Houzhao was in unbearable pain and was struggling desperately.
Just as he was about to break free of the tube, the doctor gave an order, and Kuang Jinhua, Chang Yuchun, and Zhang Juzheng pounced with all their strength. Some pressed hands, some pressed feet, and some pressed down on the body to subdue Zhu Houzhao. This check is completed.
After a while, the test results came out.
The old doctor called Zhu Houzhao to the consulting room where he was seeing a doctor and waved the list in his hand: "This patient, after a series of rigorous examinations, it was found that you have many and serious problems. The situation is worrying! You need to Without major surgery, I'm afraid it would only last three or two days. Well, out of consideration for all patients, I have decided to perform a major surgery on you tomorrow morning, so you should be well prepared!"
Zhu Houzhao was very speechless. He obviously felt that he was recovering well, but he still wanted to disembowel him. What was this?
But there was nothing I could do. Now that I came to the hospital, everything was at the mercy of the doctor.
