Zhu Houzhao looked panic-stricken not because he had done anything wrong, but because he said he was looking for Taishang Laojun, but he didn't even know that Taishang Laojun was round or flat, so what was he looking for?
Zhu Houzhao looked surprised. He didn't expect that there would be so many foodies in Tianting's flat peach, and there would be so much laughter and unprecedented grand occasion.
Zhu Houzhao thought that the banquet hall was full of people, where could he find Taishang Laojun? It would be great if Taishang Laojun had a piece of paper on his face that said "I am Taishang Laojun".
Although I don’t know Taishang Laojun, don’t you know how to ask if you open your mouth?
Zhu Houzhao stopped a beautiful fairy who had just served a plate of peaches and a pot of osmanthus wine and asked, "Girl, who is the Supreme Master?"
"Girl? What is a girl?" The fairy pouted.
Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment, but he quickly realized that this god in heaven could not adapt to the title of the human world.
Then he changed his words and said: "This fairy, who is the Supreme Lord?"
"Oh, the Supreme Lord you are asking about is the one over there who is toasting with the Jade Emperor. He has white hair, white clothes, and a fairy spirit." The fairy reacted quickly and pointed her finger.
So Zhu Houzhao walked towards Taishang Laojun who was toasting with the Jade Emperor.
"Don't you dare to ask for money so quickly? How can you save some face for the poor Taoist?" The conversation between Zhu Houzhao and the fairy was passed to the ears of the Supreme Lord who was accompanying the Jade Emperor to toast the gods. .
Immediately, I was shocked, "Isn't it just that I am in arrears with the soju money for a month, so why should I mobilize an army to come to my door like this?" Taishang Laojun couldn't help but wailed.
Everyone in the heaven knows that Taishang Laojun has white hair and a child-like face, fluttering white clothes, holding a fly whisk in his right hand, and stroking his long beard with his left hand. He stands in front of people, with an air of immortality floating all over his body, and looks like a gentleman, with a tall and glorious image.
Although he has many advantages, he also has a bad problem, that is, he loves to drink and is known as the Drunken Master.
Do you like drinking as much as you like? He keeps arrears with the money for drinks in pubs outside, which will piss people off sooner or later.
No, yesterday the shopkeeper of an outside tavern threatened to ask people to go to Pantao to ask for soju money to give him a good look. As a result, Taishang Laojun mistakenly thought that Zhu Houzhao was coming to ask for soju. Money man.
"Jade Emperor, please go alone first. I have something to say to this brother."
Taishang Laojun was afraid that if this man revealed what had happened, he would cause trouble and the Jade Emperor's power would be damaged, and he would not be able to show off his old face. How could he still hang out in the world of heaven in the future?
He quickly sent away the Jade Emperor who was toasting, and then quietly pulled Zhu Houzhao aside who had already walked to him.
"Brother, I know why you are looking for me." After walking aside, Taishang Laojun got straight to the point.
"Do you know why I'm looking for you?" Zhu Houzhao looked confused. Could it be that the Bull Demon King had told him before that he was going to the Heavenly Court to find the Supreme Laojun? Considering the long distance between the human world and the Heavenly Realm, time is so short. , it seems unlikely!
"Isn't it just that I owe you the money for soju for that month? I will definitely pay it back when the Jade Emperor pays you."
Oh, it turns out that's what happened. Only then did Zhu Houzhao suddenly realize that all the strange behaviors of Taishang Laojun just now can be found in it.
However, he thought that since there was such a good thing, why not take advantage of it, and it would be useless if he didn't control Taishang Laojun's pigtails.
"Forget it for that month's soju money. I will tell the tavern owner that I will pay the bill." Zhu Houzhao waved his hand gracefully.
"What? Forget it?" Taishang Laojun's pressure to repay his debt suddenly disappeared, and his eyes widened in shock.
"Can you take your words seriously?"
"Of course I can take it seriously! I was the one who invited the tavern owner to visit the store, and I am the real boss!" Zhu Houzhao took advantage of his plan and patted his chest several times without hesitation.
"Thank you very much, thank you very much." Taishang Laojun was overjoyed.
"But don't be too happy too early, I have a condition."
"What are the conditions? Brother, just say it!"
"That's right, that's the Qiankun Sutra..."
"The Qiankun Sutra? That poor Taoist doesn't know about it. I heard it has been lost long ago, and it is a matter for your world. How can the poor Taoist and the heavenly realm know about it?"
"How can a man who is said to be knowledgeable about astronomy and geography, but knows shit and farts, and knows everything about everything, actually doesn't know such a trivial thing? Are you afraid you are deceiving me? But it's okay if you don't know. Then I I’m going to publicly announce your old job here, ruining your reputation and causing you to be infamy for eternity. Let’s see how you can still hang out in this corner of the heaven in the future? How can you be a big internal manager?”
Zhu Houzhao's voice suddenly raised an octave. He thought that whether it was useful or not, he would scare him first. He didn't believe that the old Jianghu in the sky didn't know what was going on on the ground. He should know a little bit about it.
In the end, it could not withstand the repeated wear and tear of Zhu Houzhao's children's shoes, so Taishang Laojun had no choice but to compromise.
However, Taishang Laojun still had a hand in reserve.
He claimed that in order to test Zhu Houzhao's understanding and willpower, he could only give him a secret to find the Qiankun Sutra, which was strictly speaking a poem.
The four-season peaks of Bingfeng reach the sky, like a pillar supporting the sky. I want to hold the two halves of the sky and the earth. I am used to seeing the bad things in the world, so I start to embrace Weiwei with Hao Qi. The wind in the desert is astringent, the rugged birds are destroying the path, the snow is disappearing into clouds in the sky, and the peaks are like cones standing in the sky. The smoke goes straight up to three thousand feet, and it is lighter than the Lingcha tree and does not return.
As for whether you will understand and whether you can find the Qiankun Sutra, Taishang Laojun has also given up. It depends on your own destiny.
Although I didn't get the ideal results, I was able to gain something.
Zhu Houzhao was afraid that he would not be able to remember this ghost poem, so he asked Taishang Laojun to write it on a piece of paper. Then he took the piece of paper and walked out of the banquet hall. Of course, when he came out, he did not forget to grab a few flat peaches. On hand.
As soon as he reached the door, Zhu Houzhao heard a quarrel coming from inside.
When I turned around, I saw Taishang Laojun and an old man pulling each other.
"Isn't our matter over? Isn't it over?"
"What happened? What kind of knot? Who did it with you? Who did it with you?"
"Then what did that guy agree to do just now?"
"Which one?"
"Oh, by the way, that sharp-mouthed, monkey-cheeked guy who went out just now said that he owns the tavern and I don't have to pay back the money I owe for soju."
Taishang Laojun said and pointed in the direction with his hand.
Oops, the zoetrope has been exposed! Leave quickly, otherwise it will be troublesome if the old man chases you.
Zhu Houzhao chuckled and ran away quickly.
"Where to go? You're a bastard!" Zhu Houzhao heard Taishang Laojun chasing after him in a gust of wind. "
Boss, boss, are you okay? Get up quickly. Class is about to start. Please get up quickly. "
An urgent voice sounded in Zhu Houzhao's ears, and he had a very strange feeling.
