When his eyes returned to Zhu Houzhao, he acted like a normal person and finally came to the end of the tree-lined path, where a mottled wooden sign hung, indicating the legendary school library.
The legendary school library was not that good. Zhu Houzhao looked around briefly and estimated that it only had an area of more than 200 square meters. There were more than 20 rows of bookshelves. There were not many books on the bookshelves, but there were many books hanging around. There are many borrowers in front of the bookshelf.
The strange thing is that there are no seats in the library. There is a middle-aged aunt with long hair wearing a colorful patterned top sitting in front of the only table, holding a cup and drinking water.
"Auntie, let me borrow a book." Zhu Houzhao tried his best to be cute when he spoke, because he heard that women in menopause have bad tempers.
puff……
The aunt raised her head and sprayed the face of Zhu Houzhao opposite her with a mouthful of water she was holding in her mouth.
"Who is the aunt? You, your father, your grandfather, and your whole family are the aunts!" The so-called aunt put down her cup, put her hands on her hips, and spat.
Zhu Houzhao was so shocked that his eyes almost fell out. Only now did he see clearly what kind of aunt this was. She was clearly a man, and she was a young man who looked a little ahead of his age. Commonly known as a transvestite.
"I'm sorry, brother, my eyesight is a bit old." Zhu Houzhao said humbly, putting the responsibility on himself.
"I'm sorry and that's it? You have to be careful next time, don't let the bird poop blur your eyes, and you can't even tell the difference between a boy and a girl!" The transvestite shook her long hair and gave Zhu Houzhao an annoyed look. What's going on? After doing this, he finally collapsed. Zhu Houzhao looked depressed.
However, even though he thought so in his heart, Zhu Houzhao nodded repeatedly like a chicken pecking at rice, "Yes, yes, the elder brother's advice is right."
"You don't have to call me brother, you have to call me sir, do you understand?"
"Understand, understand." Zhu Houzhao nodded again and again like a chicken pecking at rice. He now knew that the staff in the school also liked to be called teacher, that is, sir.
"Tell me, what are you doing here?" The pseudonym rolled her eyes at Zhu Houzhao and sounded very impatient.
"Ah, sir, that's it. Didn't I just say that I just want to borrow a book? Could you please take the time to look for it?"
Zhu Houzhao tried his best to soften his tone when he said this, because he found that the cross girl's temper was worse than expected.
"Tell me, what kind of book do you want, Qingchu?" the pseudo-mother flicked her long hair.
"Yes, it is the kind of various martial arts classics written by martial arts masters, that is, the kind of large books."
"What about the big book? You don't have to weigh how many kilograms or taels you have, so you won't be afraid that the big book will crush you to death."
The transvestite sneered. He despises people who don’t know the difference between men and women. He can’t even tell the difference between men and women? Can you understand it with a big book? "
"Well, this classmate, we don't have the large book you want to borrow here. I think you can take it back."
To deal with this kind of toad, it is best to eliminate the opponent's thoughts. The transvestite seemed to be quite skillful and refreshing. Not only did she politely refuse Zhu's request, but she also issued an eviction order and directly placed the opponent in the Wanzai Ice Cave.
"Sir, please look for me, please. I beg you." Zhu Houzhao was still smiling, and he refused to give up any hope. "Why are you acting like this? I told you that we don't have the book you want to borrow."
"No?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned, "Sir, please look for it. How would you know if I didn't look for it?"
"Looking for it is in vain. If I say it's not there, it's not there."
"Sir, why are you like this?" Zhu Houzhao couldn't hold back his temper.
"How about it, do you want to hit someone?" The transvestite glared angrily.
"Don't dare, don't dare."
The two sides were in a stalemate.
"Sir, are there any martial arts classics written by martial arts experts, that is, large books?" At this moment, a smart girl's voice sounded behind Zhu Houzhao.
In an instant, the transvestite's eyes burst out with a burst of real and shocking light. She sat up straight and said in the most magnetic voice she felt: "Yes, yes, yes."
"Didn't you just say you didn't have that book?" Zhu Houzhao asked, confused.
"Just now, now is now. Can you compare with my concubine? I can chew a tome, can you?" The pseudo-mother rolled her eyes at Zhu Houzhao angrily.
"Hey, dear, this guy who dares to love is a guy who is obsessed with sex and takes advantage of both men and women!" Zhu Houzhao cursed in his heart.
To be honest, it was not easy for the pseudo-mother to get this job. I don’t know how much effort her parents put in, how many meals they invited and how many gifts they gave to Representative Yin to get it.
The transvestite now has a stable job, a guaranteed income despite droughts and floods, and is making great strides towards a better life. Her only regret is that she is single.
Originally, with his strong family background and stable job, it would not be difficult to find a mother-in-law to start a family. However, since there are only a few female staff in the school, and the female staff who are as scarce as national treasures have all gone to other families, this is no longer possible. The transvestite hopes to find a partner among her colleagues.
Transvestites have no choice but to focus on the group of girls, but due to their graceful appearance of neither men nor women, and more importantly, the lack of a platform for communication with girls, they have continued to do so.
Fortunately, he finally made a discovery that was close to Columbus's discovery of the New World. It turned out that this platform for communication and contact with women was right next to him!
It goes without saying that this platform is the library.
Look, didn't a lot of boys and girls burst out with fierce sparks in the process of borrowing and returning books in the library? Talking about the meaning of life, exchanging reading experiences, the dry wood touched the fire, and it burned. One is exuberant and the other is scratching, which makes the librarian who has unknowingly become a light bulb jealous and drooling.
The transvestite was extremely excited after discovering this secret. She weighed it with her toes and found that it was no worse than those boys.
First of all, compared with those boys whose future is wandering and whose life and career are unknown, he has at least secured an iron rice bowl that guarantees income regardless of drought or flood.
Secondly, that is the supreme power he holds in the library, like a local emperor.
He has the final say whether there are books for you to borrow and what books he wants you to borrow.
Relying on these two advantages, he finally had interactions with some girls, but in the end, good things never came of it.
The reason is that the only girls who can talk to him are girls with unusual looks that he doesn't like at all, which makes the transvestite's heart drop to the bottom.
Looking forward to the stars and the moon, just when the transvestite was pessimistic and disappointed, another opportunity came now.
