To be honest, Dugu Yu wanted to do something big since he took over Qi Hongyu's class, so that people would not look down on him. Based on his meticulous observation of pigs, he thought that someone had invented Monkey Fist and Snake Fist. Whatnot, if you are full of passion and invent a pig routine in a new way, it should be easy for you to do it easily.
Who knows that people are not as good as God, and I don’t know if the pigs didn’t cooperate or they were self-defeating, and the result was a big fool.
Dugu Yu sighed, and couldn't help but secretly cursed his bad luck. Something like this had happened in the first martial arts class. He was a bit complaining that he had nothing to do and was messing around with some pig routines. He was so full!
If you really can't afford it, won't you take self-study classes or martial arts theory classes instead?
Self-study classes are also commonly known as "sheep-herding classes", and martial arts theory classes are also commonly known as scripted and forced indoctrination. One or several chapters of text are read from beginning to end. It's none of my business whether the students listen to it or not. Anyway, I just finished reading it in a hurry.
When something like this happened, Dugu Yu looked a little worried. What he wanted to do now was to calm down the matter.
However, it is not easy to make peace with the situation.
Chang Yuchun could only hear Chang Yuchun saying: "Mr. Dugu is so fierce! With just such a slight arch, a thick and strong wall collapsed! He even got a bruised nose, swollen eyes, and a gray face!"
Not to be outdone, Zhu Houzhao interjected: "Yes, yes! Mr. Dugu just used a trick of playing hard to get and attacking in the east. On the surface, he wanted to overturn the pig, but in fact, he deliberately wanted the pig to overwhelm him, and the pig Let's have a close and intimate discussion, and lock in firmly, this move is really good, very good!"
"Well?" Are you praising yourself? Dugu Yu frowned, wondering, when did these two boys become so kind-hearted? These two boys were gloating and snickering just now!
But when I thought about it again, I realized that these two boys were really evil-hearted. It could be seen from the way these two boys were gloating about their misfortune just now. I guess he didn't have any good intentions when he praised himself this time. A teacher letting his students laugh at him made Dugu Yu feel a little uncomfortable.
"Mr. Dugu, what are the secrets of these two brilliant moves? Please teach us!" Wang Yangming said loudly.
As soon as he said this, many people were snickering.
Dugu Yu's head suddenly buzzed, and he broke out in cold sweat. He became a little embarrassed and completely speechless. Looking at this situation, he couldn't help but give everyone an explanation.
Suddenly, he glared at Chang Yuchun and Wang Yangming, and said plausibly: "These two students are right. The reason why the teacher did this is to let everyone appreciate the endless changes of the pig routine. !”
What kind of crooked theory is this? Chang Yuchun and Wang Yangming almost choked at Dugu Yu's words, especially Chang Yuchun's nosebleeds immediately came out.
"Ah, what a coincidence, it's Mr. Dugu, busy here!" A voice suddenly came.
Dugu Yu was startled, followed the voice and looked up, and saw it was Kong Yisi.
His face suddenly turned green, holy shit, why are you so bad! When you went out in the morning, were there crows crows on the branches of the big tree at the door of the dormitory?
He felt so wronged. Every pig he pushed hit the wall, and every pig he lifted was crushed by the pig. It was as if he was possessed by a ghost. What the hell was going on!
"Principal Kong, what are you..."
"Oh, I'm passing by here and going over there to do some errands." Kong Yisi pointed to the front.
At this time, Dugu Yu had something in his heart and looked a little embarrassed. He wished that Kong Yisi would leave as soon as possible to avoid exposing himself, but Kong Yisi stopped in his tracks.
"Mr. Dugu, what's wrong with you? Your nose and eyes are swollen, and your face is gray." Kong Yisi looked at Dugu Yu in surprise.
"Oh, it was Mr. Dugu who took us classmates from the rebirth class to a martial arts class on this pig farm, teaching pig routines! Mr. Dugu caught two pigs for demonstration, and the result was like this." The fast-talking thief Wang Yangming The thief said, making a face as he spoke.
As soon as Wang Yangming finished speaking, he subconsciously felt something was wrong and quickly covered his mouth.
However, her words still shocked Kong Yisi.
"Pig farm? Pig routine? Swollen nose and eyes, gray face?" What a shocking thing this is! Several black lines suddenly appeared on Kong Yisi's forehead, with a depressed look on his face: "Mr. Dugu, tell me what is going on?"
At this time, Dugu Yu wanted to die. What are you playing? Is there such a way to play? He was so excited that he created a unique martial arts routine, but he was bumped into by Principal Kong, and he was seriously injured. Big fight, this is too unlucky, right? It was so fucking scary!
"Principal Kong, it's like this. It's all my fault. I insisted on creating my own martial arts routine, but it turned out to be self-defeating." Dugu Yu knew that Kong Yisi was not optimistic about his successor to Mr. Qi, so he took one first. Come out with humility.
Kong Yi was stunned, but he was really helpless. This pig-raising servant asked him to teach martial arts. It was not just about driving ducks to the shelves, and the responsibility was not entirely his.
"Okay, okay, that's it. Let's get out of class quickly!" Seeing Dugu Yu's sincere attitude in admitting his mistake, Kong Yisi waved his hand impatiently, giving him a step down.
When Kong Yisi passed by Yin Jiumo's office, his face was dark. Yin Jiumo didn't respond when he called him. He hurriedly chased him out and asked, "Principal Kong, how did I offend you?"
"It doesn't matter if you offend me, you offend all the classmates in the time-traveling and rebirth class!" Kong Yisi said angrily.
"Have I offended all the classmates in the time-traveling and rebirth class?" Yin Jiumo was even more puzzled.
"Principal Kong, can you speak more clearly?"
"Okay, let me just make it clear. Look at the good things you have done, Representative Yin! Mr. Qi was doing a good job, but you decided to drive him away, and replaced him with Dugu, who doesn't know how to teach martial arts at all. Yu, why was he in a martial arts class on a pig farm, teaching pigs routines, and even caught two pigs to demonstrate with him, but the demonstration failed, and he ended up with a bruised nose, swollen eyes, and a gray face. I watched the martial arts of the classmates who were reborn after time travel. Sooner or later it will be destroyed in his hands."
"Ah!" Yin Jiumo's mouth opened into an O shape, enough to fit a large duck egg into it.
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In a grassland surrounded by mountains and rivers on the outskirts of Jinrou County, an old man with gray hair and beard was concentrating on practicing martial arts.
Although it is a little far away from the city gate, the environment and air are very good, so many people, especially those who like to practice or play, love to come here.
The old man finished several sets of Wudang boxing and stroked the white beard on his chin. He seemed very satisfied. Although he is just an idler at the moment, if he practices martial arts and strengthens his body, he may one day be able to contribute to this desolate country. It's a good thing to use the remaining heat.
"This old man has good boxing skills. I have seen many old men boxing. I have never seen anyone who can box as well as you. How about we compete?"
When the old man closed his fist, a muscular young man in his twenties came over and praised him.
This young man was also practicing martial arts in a nearby place just now. He had been observing the old man for a while. He originally thought that the old man was just exercising his arms, legs and feet like ordinary old people. Didn't care.
Unexpectedly, I gradually discovered that the old man's several sets of punches were very vigorous and vigorous, which was completely different from ordinary old people. So I relied on my high level of martial arts and thought of competing with this old guy. The next thought.
