"Is there anything in common between raising pigs and teaching martial arts?"
When he saw Kong Yisi, his eyes almost dropped from his eyes. He was completely confused.
Yin Jiumo hurriedly explained: "Principal Kong, I think so. Raising pigs and teaching martial arts are actually the same. To raise pigs, you have to exercise first, right? Only then can you be agile with your hands and feet. It is also different for us to teach people to practice martial arts. You also have to teach people to exercise? Secondly, you have to work hard to raise pigs. Over time, the skills of raising pigs can improve! And the same is true for teaching people to practice martial arts? Only by tireless teaching can the level of continuous improvement! In short, generally speaking In a word, there are many similarities between raising pigs and teaching people to practice martial arts, so I won’t go into details here.”
"It's just a weird thing to say! This person is really top-notch!" Kong Yisi thought to himself. Unexpectedly, a chill shot up from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and spread all over his body in an instant.
Seeing Kong Yisi blinking, still looking suspicious, Yin Jiumo said again: "Principal Kong, I also believe that when hiring people for the martial arts teaching in the school, we must not just look at the professional level of the person? We also have to look at it. Can this person's teaching ideas follow the development trend of modern martial arts? I think Dugu Yu, the head teacher of the time-traveling and rebirth class, is someone who can follow the development trend of modern martial arts!"
After going through such a long detour, Yin Jiumo finally took off the fig leaf and proposed the candidate he had in mind.
Yin Jiumo openly proposed this candidate, but secretly he had a perverted little secret that was difficult to disclose. In fact, Dugu Yu was the only one of the two teachers who rubbed shoulders with Yin Jiu on campus and greeted Yin with a smile. people.
Not only that, after Dugu Yu passed away, he personally visited Yin Jiumo with large and small items, and gave Yin Jiumo a banquet, which made Yin Jiumo feel grumpy and soft-handed. Not only did he agree to Dugu Yu's offer to Qi Hongyu, He also agreed to train him as a potential subject leader.
At this point, some readers may ask, how great it would be for Dugu Yu to be a class teacher, as he can be free and do not have to bear any responsibilities.
People who hold this view are totally wrong. The class teacher says that leisure is actually not leisure at all. Everything about every student in the class seems to be closely related to him.
However, if someone is making progress and you want to get in touch with them, they may say that it's none of your business, so just stay away.
But if something happens to someone, and you want to say that it has nothing to do with you, it’s not true. It must be that your education management is not in place. The first slap will be on the problem student, and the second slap may be on your class teacher.
Alas, it’s not easy to be a class teacher. Everything in the class, no matter how big or small, you have to personally take care of it.
After the subject teacher finished the class, he slapped his butt and left! But that's not the case for your class teacher. You have to constantly study and understand the dynamics of the students in the class, and the class meetings are going on continuously.
Having said so much, what about the treatment of the head teacher?
Sorry, I am quite different from the teacher in the subject! Because the school uses martial arts as its main brand, martial arts teachers are naturally paid well.
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Ever since Dugu Yu received the good news from Yin Jiumo, his nosebleed all over the place, and he felt as excited as if he had taken a cardiotonic drug.
However, after the excitement, he began to worry about how to teach, but soon he forced himself to calm down. He graduated from a major in pig raising, and his experience in raising pigs was accumulated. When the time came, he poured out all the ink in his belly. If you don’t believe it, there is no usable place. There must be similarities between pig raising and martial arts. It just depends on whether you are good at digging and sorting them out.
A few days later.
In the early morning, the ground is filled with a soft milky white mist. The white mist renders everything on the campus hazy and psychedelic. The wet flowers and grass on the playground are full of dew, revealing a bit of secludedness and looking so green. abundant.
When the first ray of sunshine penetrated the mist, the campus began to enjoy the sunshine; the tall willow trees were like the outstretched arms of a strong young man; the dewdrops on the flowers and plants on the playground gradually melted, and everything on the campus looked so beautiful under the sun. of vitality.
The colorful morning glow contains new hope, and a bright and warm day in school begins.
At this moment, I am at the pig farm of the social practice base of Chuan School.
Facing the seriously serious classmates from the time-traveling and rebirth class, Dugu Yu started a unique martial arts class.
"Students, today we are taking a martial arts class. Martial arts is a profound and unpredictable knowledge that takes martial arts as the main content, exercise routines and fighting as the form of exercise, and focuses on both internal and external training. It has something to do with a certain The skills of breeding animals have similar similarities, so today I moved the martial arts class to the pig farm of the school's social practice base. Do you understand why?" Dugu Yu glanced at every surprised student in the class.
"You must not know, right?" Dugu Yu said with a faint smile.
"However, I can tell you responsibly and frankly here that the reason why I moved the class here is because pigs and martial arts have many similarities. First of all, pigs need to exercise, right? Eat, sleep, and eat. , only by arching around can we gain weight and fatten up. We practice martial arts and we also need to exercise to become strong and agile. Secondly, there are many routines on pigs. Specifically, the routines of pigs mainly include arching, lifting and pressing. Three kinds... As long as we observe and study carefully, we can get a lot of inspiration for practicing martial arts!" Dugu Yu said loudly and energetically.
However, as soon as he said this, the whole place was in an uproar.
"I'm going to kill you, it's so funny, it's just a weird theory!" The students' eyes turned gloomy and they thought to themselves. A chill shot up from the soles of their feet to the top of their heads, and spread all over their bodies in an instant.
Seeing everyone blinking and looking suspicious, Dugu Yu said: "Okay, I will practice my hands first, and everyone will follow and learn, and you will gradually understand!"
As he spoke, Dugu Yu pulled out a Yorkshire pig weighing about 5.6 hundred pounds from the pig pen, and then stood 5.6 meters away from the pig, putting on a strong aura, with strange smiles on his lips from time to time. Smiling, he said to his classmates: "Okay, now I'm going to use the pig-style arching move to knock this pig over. Everyone, please watch out!"
A real battle between masters often only takes a few minutes to determine the winner. The kind of fight that lasts for more than ten minutes and more than half an hour can only be seen in TV movies, because the physical exertion in the fight is very high. Come on, if it really takes that long, it must have been mixed with more than half of the water.
No, Dugu Yu hit him as soon as he said it. His momentum suddenly came out, and he rushed towards the Yorkie in a few leaps like a wind and a cloud. He used the pig-style arching move and crazily rushed towards the Yorkie.
In an instant, the flames of war broke out in the pig farm.
Everyone saw a horrified look in the Yorkie's eyes. Just as Dugu Yu's figure flashed past like the wind, as if tearing the air in half, and when he was about to reach the pig, the Yorkie was so frightened that he dodged. Dugu Yu Yu jumped into the air. Unfortunately, he didn't reach the Yorkshire Territory, but he knocked down the wall of the pig pen. Cutting through the air, it was as if the air was torn in half, and he could hear that kind of sound. The sound of swords flying rapidly
With a loud bang, sand and stones flew everywhere and dust flew up. Dugu Yu also had stars in his eyes, a gray head and a swollen face.
The students looked confused and couldn't figure it out. The Yorkie looked like a powerful, perverted monster! On the other hand, although Mr. Dugu's pig-like arching move is extremely powerful, its crosshairs are too poor. If it doesn't work well, it will only end up being abused and it will be impossible to die.
Dugu Yu took the lead but fell to Lonely, his momentum was gone, and his face was not even a trace of blood. This time he felt humiliated, but he quickly forced himself to calm down: "Hahaha, mistake, mistake, this is Within the reasonable error range, although the pig could not be knocked down, it was able to knock down the wall, which shows the violence of this move. Hey, this is not painful or itchy, it is too unmotivated. Don't be alarmed or panic. Next, I’m going to use a pig-style kicking move to knock this pig down, everyone, watch out!”
Dugu Yu's face changed slightly, the corner of his mouth curled up slightly, and he looked at the back of the fleeing pig with disdain, just like an elephant looking at an ant, as if even when a giant dragon was taking a nap, it was not something that an ant could shake!
What is this? It was purely about saving face, everyone snickered secretly.
Next, Dugu Yu waved to Yamada and Liu Jin to pull out a Duroc pig weighing about a thousand kilograms from the pig pen. After speaking, his eyes lit up and he ran straight towards it like thunder with a strong fighting spirit. Duroc used the powerful move of Shooting the Pig, and the momentum that Dugu Yu erupted at the moment he took action can simply be described as monstrous, and his speed was simply unparalleled.
Everyone was shocked when they saw it.
However, this time the pig was still not knocked over. It just dodged and then fell on Dugu Yu, who was suddenly stricken. Dugu Yu felt his eyes go dark and fell to the ground, grinning and wailing in pain and twitching.
Everyone was shocked!
It can be seen that this seemingly brilliant and beautiful pig routine is not easy to use, nor is it not less intense. If it is not used well, the consequences are still very serious.
The pig routine seems to be in good taste! Everyone immediately laughed secretly.
