A splitting headache!
The restaurant owner shook his head, a little heavy. He originally thought that Chang Yuchun was not Chang Yuchun. He was just a guy who tricked people into eating and drinking by wearing a tiger skin from hundreds of years ago. Unexpectedly, he still It's not a copycat parallel import, it's indeed a genuine product that came from a parallel world and is guaranteed to be replaced by a fake.
Whether it is the appearance of Chang Yuchun described in the history books, it is exactly the same as if it were printed from the same mold; no matter whether it is the four shining golden characters on his back that say "Serve the Country with Loyalty", it is exactly the same as what is recorded in the history books. Not bad, who wouldn’t want to play with carvings on their backs?
What a blessing it is to meet an ancient person who wore his underwear inside out hundreds of years ago!
The owner of the restaurant stepped forward and clasped his fists with envy on his face: "He is indeed a great hero. I have admired him for a long time!"
Chang Yuchun quickly bowed and saluted back: "I've said it, I've said it!"
Zhu Houzhao on the side smiled lightly and said: "You two really don't know each other without fighting!"
The owner of the restaurant said guiltily: "I didn't know that Brother Chang was a time traveler. He was so blind that he couldn't see the mountains!" The distance between him and Chang Yuchun was narrowed in just one moment.
"What about the smashed tables and chairs?" Zhu Houzhao asked.
"It's their blessing to be smashed by Hero Chang! The tables and chairs in other people's hotels are not worthy of being smashed by Hero Chang!"
"What about the food and drinks on this table?"
"Everyone has withdrawn. What do you want to eat? I'll make it again!" the restaurant owner said with a wave of his hand.
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"Boss, we are really in for a feast this time!" On the way back, Chang Yuchun exclaimed while burping.
"Yes, yes, it's free!" Zhang Juzheng and Wang Yangming said in unison.
"Yuchun, you came out on top this time!" Zhu Houzhao said with a faint smile, "Without you giving that ungrateful guy some color, how could we have had such a feast for free?"
The night was already deep at this time, the bright moon hung high in the night sky, the stars twinkled in the sky, the earth had fallen asleep, unknown insects were making noises on the roadside, and the breeze was blowing gently.
Four people arrived at the school gate unknowingly. Unfortunately, they found that the school gate was locked.
Four people shouted at the same time. I don’t know how many students in front of me had called out, and I don’t know how many students behind me had made a bad call.
Something bad is happening!
There is a rule in this school: the door opens at 7 a.m. and General Tie will guard the door at 11 p.m.
It's not that they didn't know it, but they were so confused by eating and drinking that they forgot about it.
What should we do now?
Or Zhang Juzheng, a wise man with a lot of ideas, had an idea in a flash of his mind. Did the Jinshi in his previous life fall from the sky?
He said: "I know there is a small hole in the wall next to the gate, which allows one person to come in and out. We might as well get in through there."
Treating a dead horse as a live doctor, so this is all that can be done for now, and the four people immediately agreed with both hands and feet.
As the boss, Zhu Houzhao was the first to get into the dog hole, so he did his part.
But Zhu Houzhao got through, straightened up, and as soon as he took a few steps, he was bumped into a black figure rushing towards him.
The black figure screamed, and in panic, the unknown object in his hand hit Zhu Houzhao hard on the head.
Zhu Houzhao had stars in his eyes and a splitting headache.
He touched his forehead casually and felt a sticky, even greasy feeling on his hand. A terrifying word flashed through Zhu Houzhao's mind - blood!
"Did they get robbed?" Another terrifying thought flashed through Zhu Houzhao's mind!
When Zhu Houzhao was still in shock, he said, "Oh, oh, oh, you, don't come over!" The black figure took 8 or 9 steps back, and then a trembling voice came.
"What on earth is going on?" According to this common script, after giving the lamb to be slaughtered a sap, the robber should pounce on it like a wolf and attack the lamb that is either dead or injured or is so stunned that it can't find its way. , make a lot of money, is this consistent with the unfolding plot? How could he retreat so far away and still beg himself not to get closer? This is so inconsistent with the robber's pattern of committing crimes!
But no matter what, Zhu Houzhao decided to find out what was going on in Qingchu.
With the help of the moonlight, Zhu Houzhao forced his eyes to look, and the focus slowly and hazily focused on an extremely delicate girl about twenty years old with two ponytails.
The robbery was carried out by a cute concubine, which was a big surprise to Zhu Houzhao.
At this moment, the girl was holding a wooden stick in her hand and waving it at him desperately.
"You little girl! Instead of being a good person, you want to be a robber! Doing such things as cocks and dogs!" Although Zhu Houzhao still hurt from the hit on his head, he still reprimanded in a hoarse voice.
"You are the robber! And not only a robber, but also a gangster!" The girl imitated Zhu Houzhao and shouted to him.
Zhu Houzhao shook his head, feeling a little heavy. He really couldn't understand that the robber not only had no guilty conscience, but also put a big hat on his head like a gangster. He wanted to find out what happened, so he asked the robber. Take two steps forward.
"Don't come over! Please don't come over! I'm not a robber at all!" Seeing this, the girl shrank back nervously, her shoulders shaking violently, and a pair of frightened eyes staring at the man who seemed to have a lustful face. Zhu Houzhao.
The plot has completely reversed, and this scene was too unexpected for Zhu Houzhao. Now, the robbers that Zhu Houzhao originally identified seem to have become a vulnerable group, and are increasingly subverting Zhu Houzhao's original identification, while the victim Zhu Houzhao seems to have the advantage. of the party.
If you don't take advantage of your advantages, you won't take advantage of them.
"You can go, but let's put aside whether you are a robber or not, but you have to tell me why Qingchu hit me first!" Zhu Houzhao shouted at the crazy girl.
"Because you are a gangster! That's why you got into that dog hole and wanted to enter the campus to harass girls!" the girl replied sobbing.
"It's funny, it's funny! You drilled a hole and became a gangster. This is probably the funniest joke in the world!" Zhu Houzhao's head was numb, his whole body was shaken, and he roared at the top of his lungs.
Then he walked towards the girl step by step, wanting to explain why he drilled this hole.
Zhu Houzhao's action suddenly touched the girl's sensitive nerves. In her opinion, it was a prelude for the ferocious gangster to attack her.
Now, there is no way to hide, and the gangster will catch up if he tries to escape. We can only do our best to prevent him from succeeding.
"Stinky... gangster, don't come here, or I'll fight you." The girl seemed to be possessed, waving the stick vigorously.
"What a big joke. It seems that I can never get rid of my hat as a gangster!" Zhu Houzhao suddenly laughed strangely, as if all the strength in his body was drained out in an instant, he almost fell to the ground.
Just at this moment, Wang Yangming came through the hole and straightened up. After taking a few steps, she saw the girl who was confronting Zhu Houzhao.
"Tang Yan, why is it you?" An absolutely high-decibel soprano sounded right in front of Zhu Houzhao and the girl, and both of them shivered at the same time.
"How come you two know each other?" Following Wang Yangming's exclamation, Zhu Houzhao asked Wang Yangming in a surprised tone.
"Not only do we know each other, but we are also quite familiar with her!" Wang Yangming said, "This Tang Yan is a talented girl in the ordinary class. We often make posters for grade martial arts together!"
"Oh, that's what happened. This girl is indeed not a robber." Zhu Houzhao sighed, feeling funny about his initial misjudgment, and Tang Yan didn't know when she stopped sobbing.
Well, Wang Yangming suddenly remembered something and asked Tang Yan: "Hey, why did you hold the stick against our boss just now?"
"Boss? Are you the boss of the Qinghong Gang or the Ax Gang?" Tang Yan flashed her bright eyes and burst into laughter.
"Look, Tang Yan, where are you talking about?" Wang Yangming scolded, "We came to school together, and when the class called me that, I followed suit! Oh, you haven't answered my question yet!"
"Oh, Yang Ming, that's what happened." Tang Yan said.
