Please look at the questions, kindergarten entrance test questions (three questions in total): The first question, is the food you eat in the morning male or female?
Oh my God! There are actually male and female vegetables? It’s simply an ancient anecdote! Zhang Juzheng was confused.
However, he still patiently read the second question. The second question was like this. Which came first, the egg or the chicken?
Oh my God! Who would know this! Zhang Juzheng's mind instantly became a mess.
The third question is, how many stars are there in the sky? Zhang Juzheng was also blind.
"Classmate Ju Zheng, have you figured out the answer?" Kong Yiji asked with a smile.
"No." Zhang Juzheng replied honestly. If he does, he will. If he doesn't, he won't. This has always been Zhang's nature as a person.
"What? No? This is a test question for kindergarten freshmen! A famous Ming Dynasty prime minister who was a top scholar in the Ming Dynasty actually said he couldn't do it. Who would believe it!"
As soon as Zhang Juzheng said this, Kong Yiji and all the heads of science opened their eyes in shock.
I wipe.
What exactly is going on?
Everyone was stunned, and Zhang Juzheng spoke slowly: "Principal Kong, the heads of various departments, and Mr. Qi, Zhang is not talented, and he really can't answer these kindergarten entrance test questions, and he has let everyone down. My great love! Ju Zheng will go home now. If we are destined, we will meet again in the future!"
After Zhang Juzheng finished speaking, he wanted to walk out of the classroom and pick up his luggage on the van parked outside the classroom.
"Classmate Zhang, please take a step slowly!" Kong Yiji suddenly waved his hand and shouted.
"Take a step slowly, what does this mean?" Although Zhang Juzheng was suspicious, he still stopped involuntarily.
"Classmate Zhang, what's your attitude?" Kong Yiji came over and said loudly.
"What's your attitude?" Zhang Juzheng was confused.
"What does it mean?"
"Yes, this is going to be a challenge! The rhythm before the storm!"
Okay, now, you said that a famous Ming Dynasty student with a strong academic background can't answer several kindergarten entrance test questions. Who can you defeat?
"Principal Kong, I—" Zhang Juzheng stammered.
"Stop talking!" Kong Yiji waved his hand.
"What? You didn't even give me a chance to explain?" Zhang Juzheng, who had a bitter face, became even more miserable.
However, Kong Yiji's next move surprised Zhang Juzheng and everyone present. He raised Zhang Juzheng's hand and loudly said: "I will announce that after passing the literary test on campus, Zhang Juzheng passed the test successfully!"
"What? That's it? I (he) didn't answer any questions!" Everyone present had their eyes widened with surprise, especially Zhang Juzheng.
He thought to himself: "Is Kong Yiji playing tricks on me? First make me look embarrassed, and then make me feel grateful to him. No wonder he became the principal. This trick is so profound!"
Zhang Juzheng was thinking secretly, while Kong Yiji was busy explaining to everyone who didn't know what was going on: "Dear colleagues and classmates, what is the purpose of setting up this on-campus test? Is it not to check the quality of every new student in the school? ! In addition to talent and learning, the first quality of a new student, I think, is always moral character! Student Zhang's moral character is very good. There is an old saying that "knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing". What does this mean? ? That is to say, if you know it, you know it; if you don’t know it, you don’t know it! If you know it, you know it; if you don’t know it, you don’t know it. This principle is very superficial. Everyone understands it, but many people can’t do it! But Zhang did it very well. At a point, it can be regarded as a commendable spirit! Take these kindergarten entrance test questions that I gave as an example. The answers to these questions have a lot of flexibility and arbitrariness. If Zhang, with his profound knowledge, wants to talk nonsense at will, It was completely possible to pass the test easily, but he didn’t! This is exactly what I admire about him and declare him to have successfully passed the test!”
After Kong Yiji finished speaking, he took the lead in applauding, and then the deafening sound of applause resounded throughout the classroom.
Zhang Juzheng passed the test successfully. The next thing that has no suspense is that Zhu Houzhao passed the test, and there is no suspense about the test questions, which are the agricultural examination questions.
Next we saw Zhu Houzhao walking up to the podium. He opened the last bowl and unfolded the crumpled paper.
The title on the note is: "Please briefly discuss how to grow rice?"
How funny! Fortunately, Old Man Kong can think of such a topic? Zhu Houzhao's mind seemed to explode all of a sudden, and he was blinded without any suspense, "Tsk, do you think I was born as a farmer in my previous life?"
There was no other way. It seemed that we had to ask the old magic mirror for advice, but it was quite inconvenient to ask for advice in front of everyone. Suddenly, an idea flashed in Zhu Houzhao's mind.
Suddenly, he ouched and covered his stomach. Instantly, cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He shouted hurriedly: "No, I didn't know what I ate for breakfast. Now my stomach hurts! Oops, I have to find a doctor." Let’s take care of it in the public toilets!”
Zhu Houzhao suddenly appeared in a situation, and everyone was so anxious that they didn't know what to do. Kong Yiji told the direction of the public toilet, and then said: "Your health is important, go and come back quickly!"
He is really shameless and invincible. Zhu Houzhao, who doesn't care about shame at this moment, can't help but sigh to himself. This acting skill is amazing. He can definitely win the Oscar for Best Actor in the entertainment industry.
Before Kong Yiji finished speaking, he rushed out of the examination room and disappeared in a flash.
Zhu Houzhao quickly arrived at the public toilet. He carefully took off the magic mirror hanging on his chest, and then gently breathed out the word "fire" on it.
Suddenly, a burst of golden light burst out in front of Zhu Houzhao's eyes, and the Bull Demon King appeared on the demon's face.
I saw the Bull Demon King bowing to Zhu Houzhao: "The Bull Demon King bows to Your Highness!"
Zhu Houzhao said urgently: "Ox Demon King, please tell me how to grow rice?"
"Planting rice?" The Bull Demon King was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself: "I really can't tell! In my previous life, I was a dignified emperor, but in this life, I have to be a farmer with my face turned to the loess and my back to the sky! But no matter what, this is someone's family. I can’t take care of my own affairs, and I can’t do anything about it!”
So he said: "Your Highness, is this kind of rice? It is like this. 1. Before planting rice, buffalo must be used to turn over the soil of the rice field to make it soft.
2. You need to cultivate seedlings in a certain field. This field is called a rice field. After sowing the rice seeds, sprinkle a layer of rice husk ash on the soil. Good rice seedlings are the key to the success of the rice seeds. When the seedlings grow about When it is eight centimeters, you can transplant the rice seedlings.
3. Transplanting is to carefully insert the seedlings into the rice field in an orderly manner. The seedlings generally run north-south. Also, when transplanting rice seedlings, choose weather without heavy rain, otherwise heavy rain will damage the rice seedlings. 4
4. When the rice seedlings are growing, you must take care of them from time to time, either by pulling out weeds, applying fertilizers, or using pesticides to get rid of pests, so that the rice seedlings can grow robustly and promote the fullness and quantity of rice that will produce ears in the future.
5. When the ears of rice hang down and are golden and plump, the harvest can begin. First, use a sickle to cut the rice into bunches, then tie them into bundles, and then use a threshing machine to separate the rice ears from the rice stems to become Rice, and after the rice is processed and the hulls are removed, it becomes white rice. "
After the Bull Demon King finished speaking, Zhu Houzhao wrote it down with his excellent memory skills, then put away the magic mirror and trotted back to the examination room.
After a try, it was indeed an immediate success and passed successfully.
