In any case, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and Zhu Houzhao understands this.
So he pinched his nose and prepared to pick up the smelly toilet.
But at this moment, a voice shouted from a distance: "Is Kuang Jinhua here?"
"Kuang Jinhua?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment, and then heard the woman respond.
Oh,: It turned out that the reincarnated mother-in-law was named Kuang Jinhua, and Zhu Houzhao figured out one more thing.
Zhu Houzhao was in a daze, and Kuang Jinhua suddenly pushed him to the bed, "Quick, lie down on the bed, no matter what the situation is, don't say anything!"
Zhu Houzhao remembered that Zhu Yu had a strict control over his wife, so he could only get into the doghouse obediently.
As soon as Zhu Houzhao lay down on the bed, he heard someone rushing in from outside.
Then I heard Kuang Jinhua's loud voice rising up: "Ah, it turns out we are brothers Ni Tian. This time we went back to eat official meals and wore tiger skins. The ancestral graves of your Hu family are filled with smoke! "
"Look at what you said, Jinhua Concubine, isn't this just for the sake of making a living?" The man named Hu Nitian smiled awkwardly, and it was clear that the two were acquaintances.
Then Kuang Jinhua shouted again: "Oh, I forgot to ask you what kind of wind brought you, Chief Hu, who is busy with everything, to our humble abode today!"
"I'm not an officer, I'm just a soldier. Don't make fun of me, Jinhua! I'm not here just to collect the poll tax!" The man named Hu Niantian said calmly.
"What, we need to levy a poll tax again?" Kuang Jinhua was obviously suffocated, and his tone was quite dissatisfied, "After the Manchu Tatars were overthrown, various warlords emerged one after another in our Republic of China, you guys The warlords not only seize territory and fight among themselves, but also take advantage of the people's wealth and levy exorbitant amounts of miscellaneous taxes."
"Republic of China?" Zhu Houzhao, who was lying on the bed, was startled. Now he had another clear question. It turned out that the dynasty after his reincarnation was called the Republic of China, but what kind of dynasty was it? Unheard of.
Then, as Zhu Houzhao expected, the man named Hu Nitian looked very ugly, "How can you blame me, Jinhua concubine? Let's just throw a small grain of sand into the sea like a sea below Governor Yuan. It’s hard to find Qiu Ba in the crowd. The superiors say we don’t dare to go east and we don’t dare to go west. They tell us to beat dogs but we don’t dare chase roosters.”
Then Zhu Houzhao, who was lying on the bed, heard Kuang Jinhua sigh: "Forget it, complaining to you is in vain. Tell me, how do you collect the head tax?"
"How else can we collect it?" The man named Hu Nitian said, "The old rule is that last year, there were four heads, and each of them had one Yuan Datou, so a total of four Yuan Datou!"
"Yuan Datou?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned again. This should be the currency of this dynasty. I wonder if it is worth the Tongbao I had during the Ming Dynasty.
"Hey, hey, each person has one Yuan Datou, which is four Yuan Datou in total. Are you robbing us? Do you think we ordinary people open a bank and money can fall from the sky?" Kuang Jinhua shouted loudly.
Then he added: "Last year, the little girl's family had four heads, but unfortunately her parents died of illness at the end of the year. How could Zhu Yu, the incompetent son-in-law, go to Qixia Mountain to collect firewood? He failed to collect firewood, but he fell to the ground and is now lying down. On the bed, with only air coming out but no air taking in, he is almost like a dead person. How can such a waste be considered a human being?"
"What a naughty and venomous woman!" Zhu Houzhao, who was nestled in the quilt, was about to go crazy.
"Okay, let's just have two." Hu Nitian was also very helpless. As a fellow villager, you can't be a yellow dog for the rest of your life. What if one day you return to your hometown and break up with the villagers? How can we meet again!
Hu Nitian took two pieces of Yuan Datou from Kuangjinhua and prepared to leave.
Suddenly, there was a burst of noisy footsteps at the door, and a large group of people poured in.
The leader shouted at Hu Nitian: "Hu Nitian, how is your poll tax going?"
Hu Nitian trotted up to him and said, "Report to the group, I am receiving the humble post!"
The person sitting in the group frowned, "Has this family been taxed?"
Hu Nitian said: "The collection is here! This family had four members last year, and two died at the end of the year, so this time we only collected money for two heads!"
When he heard that he only received money for two people, the member of the group was deeply dissatisfied, "Hu Nitian, Hu Nitian, I said you can't do things because you can't do things. You can just accept the four people from last year." Got it!"
Hu Nitian seemed a little embarrassed: "Didn't I lose two people this year?"
Upon hearing this, the member of the group was very unhappy, and his voice could not help but raise an octave, "What if we collect the previous year's numbers? We won't make up for the less in the future!"
Kuang Jinhua didn't like hearing these words, and couldn't help but said: "Too much and too little? When did your warlord army ever try to make up for too much and too little? When did you eat the meat in your stomach and have anyone ever seen it vomited out?" ?”
The man who was the leader of the group looked very unhappy when he was robbed like this. He coughed dryly, "No matter what, as our Governor Yuan said, the money we collect is from the people and used for the people."
As soon as she heard this, Kuang Jinhua got angry, "It's better to say it than to sing it! What a good Governor Yuan? What a good one who takes it from the people and uses it for the people? Don't think that we ordinary people don't know, you In fact, the money the warlords and armies plunder from the common people is either for free drinking and squandering, or it is for purchasing arms to fight the civil war, and the common people are being defrauded by all these traps!"
"Okay, you dare to maliciously slander us. Governor Yuan is here. Someone, please catch this little bitch, catch her!" The leader of the group yelled at the top of his lungs.
Then several tall and thick Qiu Ba behind him ferociously rushed toward Kuang Jinhua and captured her in one fell swoop.
"You bandits are dressed like animals!" Kuang Jinhua cursed angrily.
"Okay, you little bitch, how dare you call us animals, I will beat you to death!"
Following the leader's order, there was the sound of "crackling" fists and kicks.
Kuang Jinhua struggled desperately but could not break free because her hands were twisted behind her. She couldn't help but shouted angrily: "Zhu Yu, you are a dead man, a useless man. You are just looking at your mother-in-law and letting others beat you! You are dead!" It’s so thorough!”
"Zhu Yu?" The leader and several of his subordinates were stunned. There seemed to be no one else in the room!
Of course, Zhu Houzhao, who was lying on the small bed in a remote corner of the house, heard these words. In such a situation where a mother-in-law is being bullied, there is no doubt that she will stand up as a man.
But the problem is that Kuang Jinhua had just told her to lie down on the bed and not to say a word no matter what the situation was. She was probably afraid that she would offend him. Besides, Kuang Jinhua asked him for help in this tone, and he didn't listen to it. Very unpleasant,
It’s so helpless to deal with such a woman! In the end, Mr. Zhu looked up at the quilt covering his head and let out a long sigh.
Zhu Houzhao had a fierce ideological struggle, but finally chose to press the bed board.
However, she couldn't tolerate his inaction, so Kuang Jinhua started to curse again: "Zhu Yu, you are a dead thing wearing a man's skin, are you still not a man?"
This time Zhu Houzhao finally couldn't bear it any longer and jumped from the bed to the ground.
Zhu Houzhao's jump, although the height of the jump was only one meter, in Kuang Jinhua's view, it was a historic step forward. When had his own man ever existed like a real man?
Everyone present was shocked.
Especially those Qiu Ba gang never expected that there was such a person hiding in the house.
After Zhu Houzhao jumped to the ground, he only looked at each other with the so-called leader and was stunned.
Who is this person? Even if the skin is peeled and the bones are removed, he can recognize it, Liu Jin!
What surprised Zhu Houzhao was that if this eunuch had not committed many evil deeds in his previous life and sent the King of Hell to the eighteenth level of hell, and then was reincarnated as an animal, then how could he appear here?
And he also became the so-called tuanzuo. This tuanzuo seemed to be a pretty big official in the Republic of China. So many people were at his command. I wonder if he was worthy of my defense during the Ming Dynasty?
When Liu Jin saw Zhu Houzhao, he was also shocked.
It seems that this foolish king should have been reincarnated and became Zhu Yu, the male owner of this house. It's good that this time, the old and new accounts will be settled together.
"Liu Jin, let my mother-in-law go!" Zhu Houzhao shouted loudly to Liu Jin with a sad and angry look on his face.
"What? Me?" Liu Jin said with a smile, "You stupid king, this is the Republic of China, the monarchy has been abolished long ago, how can I not be mine, please wake up! You should call me, understand? Let's talk about this life. I am the leader of the Republic of China, but you are a commoner, so you should be polite when you talk to me!"
Zhu Houzhao was startled, maybe the world is really like what this eunuch said, and besides, I also claimed to be someone from my previous life, so I don't mind mentioning it.
"No matter what, you should let my mother-in-law go!" Zhu Houzhao still shouted loudly.
