Judge Cui said respectfully: "King Qi, you always forget that the last indicator of becoming an immortal this year was given to He Xiangu last month!"
The King of Hell scratched his head helplessly and let out a long sigh: "Oh, I blame you for living 4.6 billion years, and I'm a little old and confused."
Then he turned to Wang Yangming and said, "Miss Wang, don't blame me for not knowing how to be a human being. It's really just your bad luck! Well, how about I let you be reincarnated as a human being?"
Then, without waiting for Wang Yangming's reply, he called a judge, "Go and arrange this matter!"
Then the king of hell continued to call names.
"Zhu Houzhao!"
"Yes!" Zhu Houzhao took a step forward and said.
"Are you the Emperor Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty?" The King of Hell said with a cold face.
"Yes!" Zhu Houzhao replied calmly, his cheeks slightly raised.
"If I guess correctly, you should be the head of the family that Liu was serving just now?"
"Yes, yes!" As soon as Zhu Houzhao squeaked, he soon felt something was wrong and quickly changed his words: "Yes and no."
"What do you mean it's nothing?" The King of Hell slapped the gavel tree hard.
Zhu Houzhao said: "Back to your Majesty, I am the one at the end of the line, but I am not that unbearable!"
"Okay! You're such a bold maniac, you actually dare to use your soft tongue to sophistry! Come on! Send this chatty kid to the eighteenth level of hell for me to never be reincarnated!" The King of Hell gave the order, and there were several of them. The Yin soldiers, who were like wolves and tigers, rushed forward and held Zhu Houzhao up.
Zhu Houzhao didn't expect that the King of Hell would do this. His face turned green instantly, a chill shot up from the soles of his feet, and he shouted hoarsely: "Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, please spare your life!"
The King of Hell was unmoved and said sternly: "You stupid king, if I don't show you how powerful you are, you really don't know how many eyes the Lord of Hell has! You guys, let me escort him away!"
Zhu Houzhao, who was dragged by force as if he were placed in an ice cave for thousands of years, shouted at the top of his lungs: "The king is wronged! The king is wronged!"
"Wait a minute." At this moment, Judge Cui stood up. He first stopped a few Yin soldiers, then turned to the King of Hell and said, "Your Majesty, let's hear what wrongdoing this guy has? Let him do it. Even though I was thrown into the eighteenth level of hell, I am still convinced!"
Several Yin soldiers let go, and when Zhu Houzhao saw the opportunity to clear his name, he hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, if you talk about what I have done before, I have nothing to say even if I am thrown into the eighteenth level of hell, but look at a person You have to look at both sides, I was not without merit in my previous life. I personally conquered Yingzhou, challenged the young Mongolian prince Dayan Khan, and won great victories, right? I also quelled the rebellion of King Ning Zhu Chenhao, right? I don’t know how much merit I have accumulated!"
The King of Hell raised his eyebrows and said with a livid face: "What a man who has accumulated so much merit? It was Mr. Shouren who put down the rebellion of King Ning Zhu Chenhao, okay? You just asked others to release the bastard who was arrested, and then I asked you to go south to play and capture once, so how can you get the credit? And the great victory in Yingzhou you mentioned. The two sides dispatched nearly 100,000 troops and fought for a whole day. In the end, you only killed 16 of the other side. Individually, but he paid the price of losing 52 people in battle, so such a shocking result can be considered a great victory? Don't make any international jokes!"
The record that he was originally full of confidence and talked about was dismissed as useless. Zhu Houzhao felt a big loss and his face was very ugly.
Fortunately, at this time, Judge Cui, who is said to know how to recognize people and handle matters with a human touch, stood up.
Judge Cui bowed to the King of Hell and said: "Your Majesty, although this Zhu Houzhao is heartless, he is not bad-hearted and does not have any tricks. As the only seedling in the thousand hectares of land of the former emperor, he has been deeply doted on since he was a child. , it’s not surprising that his behavior is dandy. In Wei Chen’s opinion, this kid is not without merit. It is said that what is special about him is his love of learning. Not only does he like riding and shooting, but he is also proficient in Tibetan, Buddhist classics and Sanskrit. A top student; I also heard that interpersonal relationships in the Yang world are very complicated. As an emperor, how to know people well and assign them well is a technical job, and it is said that Emperor Zhu handled it very well. In addition, he was exempted from taxes during disaster relief. In terms of promoting business development, it also has many merits. ”
It can be seen that the King of Hell listened to what Judge Cui said.
Now comes the key point. How to deal with Zhu Houzhao has been put on the important agenda.
"Xiao Cui, please give me your opinion!" The King of Hell asked Judge Cui with a smile.
Judge Cui said: "In my opinion, this Zhu Houzhao has both major and minor faults, and has both minor and major merits. He is an ordinary king, and his foundation is not bad. He is a malleable person. From this point of view, he has a lot of potential. If he does not have the conditions to become an immortal or enter the eighteenth level of hell, then he can only be reincarnated as a human being. When the king was in court just now, I also briefly flipped through the book of life and death, and found that his life path still included a son-in-law. If he doesn’t leave, I think it’s better to let him make up for his homework and travel through time to a good family, hoping that he will be reborn, become a domineering son-in-law, and open up a life different from his previous life. What do you think, Your Majesty?”
"Okay, Xiao Cui really has you! You deserve to be called the king of wisdom!" The King of Hell smiled and punched Judge Cui, who staggered.
The King of Hell then said: "This is a very good opinion. It is in line with my wishes. I will arrange for you to take care of this matter!"
The place where people reincarnate after death is called the reincarnation platform. There are six wheels installed on the reincarnation platform. These six paths are the path of heaven, the path of humanity, the path of asuras, the path of animals, the path of hungry ghosts, and the path of hell.
The first three realms are called the three good realms, and the last three realms are called the three evil realms.
At this time, the karma of your previous life will come in handy. According to the will of the King of Hell, Judge Cui instructs the Yin soldiers guarding the six-path wheel to put you in which one. As the wheel roars and the golden light bursts, you will be an immortal in your next life. It's decided whether it's a human, a pig or a dog.
Zhu Houzhao was put into the human path by the Yin soldiers who were ordered by Judge Cui to guard the Six Paths Wheel. As the Six Paths Wheel roared and golden light burst out, Zhu Houzhao's eyes fell into darkness. After that, he felt that he was walking through a seemingly endless, dark and deep winter. The tunnel, followed by twists and turns, finally seemed to lead to a dark room, possessed by a sick and thin man lying on a small wooden bed, and gradually he didn't know anything anymore. .
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I don’t know how long it took, but Zhu Houzhao opened his aching eyes and was surprised to find that he was lying on a broken wooden bed that exuded a strong musty smell in a dark room made of thatch and mud. It was also covered with an old quilt that was so wet that it was so faded that you couldn't tell what its original color was, and it also had many slender holes in it.
"Is this the good family that Judge Cui said he wanted to travel to? It's obviously a poor family!" Zhu Houzhao looked a little dazed, and he was really embarrassed this time.
Rather than playing around with such a time-travel, it would be better to have his soul knocked on the stone steps of the Palace of Hell and be destroyed physically and mentally.
That's all, I went through time travel even if I didn't want to. It won't help to scold Judge Cui to be a bachelor for the rest of his life. The top priority is to solve the problem at hand.
Zhu Houzhao had to first figure out what dynasty this place belonged to? Where? What time is it now?
A flood of questions suddenly hit Zhu Houzhao's mind, giving him a splitting headache.
At this time, a roar like thunder came from the house.
"Zhu Yu, you stupid chicken, the sun has already risen to eight poles high, and you are still lying on the bed, why don't you hurry up and get to work!"
"The sun has already risen to the height of eight poles?" Zhu Houzhao was startled, thinking that this must be the morning, around eight or nine o'clock.
But who is Zhu Yu? Who is this woman who greets him?
While Zhu Houzhao was stunned, a tall, round-waisted young woman in her early thirties rushed to his bed from outside the house and pinched his ears.
"Damn it, Zhu Yu, you're lying on the bed! Isn't it possible that the fall on Qixia Mountain made you paralyzed?"
This woman's outburst made Zhu Houzhao understand two more things. It turned out that the sick and thin man lying on the small wooden bed in the dark room just now was named Zhu Yu. He must have fallen. He was still hanging with only one breath left. When he happened to travel through the parallel world, this guy happened to take his last breath. What was so lucky was that he occupied Nestle and took away his body. And this The woman, it seems, should be the dead ghost, no, she is my own mother-in-law right now.
Zhu Houzhao felt like crying when he thought that he would be with this tigress-like woman for the rest of his life. He couldn't help but talk about Judge Cui again.
Judge Cui, what are you doing? Now that I have made it clear that I want to make up for my son-in-law, how about you find someone gentle and smart? It's so fierce, when will my miserable life end!
However, after thinking about it, Zhu Houzhao still felt that it was better to have time travel than not to have time travel. He had already seen that this woman was the kind of carefree woman who did not see the flaws in it at all. From now on, he would still have to live in this world with the face of that dead ghost. superior.
There is a truth that is universally applicable: "As soon as it comes, make peace with it." It seems that the original Zhu Yu was known for his strict control of his wife (his wife), so Zhu Houzhao could only continue to act according to the plot that unfolded. .
Zhu Houzhao quickly got out of bed, folded the quilt, and then put on a charming smile and approached the woman.
"May I have any advice, mother-in-law?"
"No advice, just follow the old rules!"
"The old rules?" Zhu Houzhao was stunned for a moment. How did he know what the old rules were?
Seeing Zhu Yu (Zhu Houzhao) standing still, the woman was startled for a moment, and then quickly came to her senses.
"Oh, forget, forget, didn't you have a brain injury? Then I will tell you that the first thing you have to do after getting up is to empty the toilet, the second thing is to cook, and the third thing The things are to go up the mountain to cut firewood, cut thatch, pick mushrooms, pick honeysuckle and plant sweet potatoes, or go to the river to fish for gravel and plant loaches in the fields."
Holy shit! There are so many things to do in a day, and this is not exhausting. Besides, in the previous life, these were done by servants!
