Chapter 3 The real and fake Meng Po

Style: Romance Author: Woodcutter in the mountains 1Words: 2926Update Time: 24/02/20 14:42:01
It was hard to refuse such hospitality, and in line with the principle that if you don't eat, you won't eat for free, and if you eat, you will eat for free. Wang Yangming ditched Zhu Houzhao and asked him to wait outside the pavilion like other undead souls, and then entered the pavilion himself.

This time Zhu Houzhao refused to agree. Why, why! As long as you can go in and eat and drink, I have to stare at you outside. No matter how high-ranking I was in my previous life, I have never let anyone slight me.

So he followed him into the pavilion, only to be kicked out by Wang Yangming, "Emperor Dog, go outside and die. This is no place for you to stay inside!"

Zhu Houzhao, whose skin and bones were cold, was in distress, but Po Meng still knew how to be a good person, "Brother, it doesn't matter if you wait outside, I have prepared a bowl of Po Meng soup for each of your undead souls!"

Mengpo soup? Good stuff!

In this way, Meng Po served everyone bowls of steaming Meng Po soup from another large wooden barrel next to the pavilion. Many undead souls were thirsty for a long time, so they impatiently drank it.

Just as Zhu Houzhao was about to drink and Wang Yangming was about to take down his chopsticks, suddenly there was a thunderous cry from a path leading from Naihe Bridge to the outside of the pavilion: "Everyone, please stop eating, the soup and vegetables are poisonous! "

Everyone followed the sound and saw a panting and running up the path, a wet and dripping Po Meng.

"Why are there two Meng Pos in one Meng Po Pavilion?" Everyone was shocked and felt a chill all over their bodies, and couldn't help but shudder.

But many people are now pale, their tongues are spinning, and they are speechless.

What? He's been poisoned!

At this time, seeing the Meng Po running up the path, the Meng Po Pavilion’s face changed drastically, and she said with a fierce look in her eyes: “You are a female Japanese ghost in the Wangchuan River, how dare you climb up the bank and pretend to be Meng Po. If you do evil, see if I don’t kill you!"

"You are the fake Meng Po. The young thief is shouting to catch the thief!" said the Meng Po who ran up the path sternly.

Ruining her own good deeds, the Meng Po Pavilion wished she could smash the bones of the Meng Po Pavilion who ran up the path, so without saying anything, a strange light suddenly emerged from the corner of her mouth, and she actually pulled out a handful from her waist. The sharp blade stabbed that Po Meng fiercely.

Soon after, Meng Po stretched out her body and stepped out of the way, then stabbed her in the air with a knife.

But Meng Po was unwilling to fail, and immediately her figure suddenly rose up, and she continued to stab with her blade.

That Meng Po did a backflip and dodged again, but this Meng Po was still unwilling to let go and attacked with all her strength.

But this time, Po Meng's hand waving the blade was somewhat loosened, and her whole body was exposed in front of Po Meng. Po Meng stepped forward with her right foot, and her upper body sank sharply. Po Meng's stab Another stab hit the air, and Po Meng's expression showed fear, but before she could change her move, Po Meng's right hand hit Po Meng's ribs with a side attack. The huge impact caused Meng Po to lose half of her combat effectiveness in an instant. She rolled to the side, tears and snot flowing out of her nose, and even the sharp blade fell to the ground.

Afterwards, the two bare-handed people fought each other with punches and kicks, and accused each other of being fake Meng Po and a Japanese woman from the Wangchuan River.

This scene is simply too shocking, but seeing Niu Tou and the others falling down after drinking Meng Po soup, drinking wine and food, spitting white water at the mouth, no matter how stupid they are, they can tell who is the fake Meng Po. .

Then the battle of the century between the real and fake Meng Po turned into two practitioners, Ma Mian and Wang Yangming, who also joined in the attack on the fake Meng Po.

In the end, the nvwa was beaten into a state of rotten stench, and her hair was gone. This evil ghost was completely destroyed in form and spirit, and not even a scum was left. It was considered retribution.

A huge conspiracy devised by a Japanese woman that was harmful to others and not beneficial to others was finally foiled.

The horse's face said: "Mr. Meng, what's going on with you? You're all wet. Did you fall into the Wangchuan River?"

Po Meng let out a long sigh and said, "Oh, it's because I, a bad old woman, am too kind. When I passed by the river, I heard some Japanese ghosts crying out that they were hungry, so I wanted to throw some food to them, but... I was dragged into the river by them, and then the ghostly female Japanese pirate used the magic of disguise to pretend to be me and went ashore to do evil. Fortunately, I struggled to get out, otherwise I don’t know how much trouble it would have caused. Oh! Alas, this is all my fault!"

Everyone was in awe after hearing this.

After a while, Mrs. Meng asked again: "How is it? Nothing big happened to everyone, right?"

"It shouldn't be a big deal, right?" The frightened Ma suddenly thought of Niu Tou.

When I looked into the pavilion, I saw him lying on the ground with his eyes closed, foaming at the mouth, and his body hunched over like a shrimp.

"What should we do now? What should we do now?" Ma Mian was filled with grief and wanted to cry. The two brothers went on a business trip together, but because of their greed, the beast was instantly killed by the Japanese ghost. , Now that we have reached our destination, how can we explain it to the King of Hell?

But no matter what, no matter whether this kid is dead or alive, it is still necessary to take some rescue measures.

So, out of desperation, Ma Mian first pressed a few times randomly on the cow's head and chest, and then moved his smelly mouth to its mouth, trying to do some artificial respiration or something.

Unexpectedly, before he could get closer, Niutou suddenly opened his eyes and slapped his foul mouth away.

"I didn't expect you, Brother Ma, to be so wretched. You wanted to rob me while I was unconscious. You really know people but don't know my heart!"

Ma Mian's face tightened, "What is this?" But since Niutou was fine, he felt relieved.

Then he asked: "Brother Niutou, did you just..."

"You want to ask why I didn't die, right?" A rippling smile appeared on the corner of Niutou's mouth, "You can't do this for a second? When I ate it just now, it didn't taste right, and I even vomited it behind my back."

"Well, you Niutou, you've always been stupid, but I didn't expect that Guan Jian didn't let me off the hook at that moment!" Ma Mian smiled and punched Niutou.

"Who is stupid? You are the stupid one!" Niutou frowned and said bitterly, showing that he was not willing to suffer at all.

Amitabha, Amitabha!

Po Meng, who was crying with shame and worried about Niu Tou, finally put her heart back to its original correct position when she saw that Niu Tou was fine.

Afterwards, Ma Mian counted the men and horses. Fortunately, he only lost a few undead minions, and the loss rate was still within a controllable range.

So we said goodbye to Po Meng, and the team set off again.

After that, Niu Tou Ma Mian and his party passed through the Hungry Ghost Pass, the Golden Rooster Pass, and the Hungry Dog Pass and finally arrived at the destination of their trip—Fengdu City. Fengdu City is also called Ghost City. There are several ghost soldiers from the city at the gate.

Ma Mian handed over the customs clearance documents, and the leader of the Yin soldiers took the customs clearance documents, but had no intention of letting him go. Just as Niu Tou was about to get angry, Ma Mian hurriedly pulled him, and immediately a bunch of large-denomination ghost coins fell into the leader's pocket.

The leader of the Yin soldiers laughed and waved his hand, and the undead team entered Fengdu City and headed to the center of Fengdu City - the Hall of the King of Hell, where the undead souls will be arraigned by the King of Hell.



The atmosphere is gloomy and forbidding in the Palace of the King of Hell. The front door of the palace is a couplet: rewards and punishments are clear in the dark world, right and wrong are determined in the light, and good and evil are punished horizontally.

Entering the outer hall from the front gate of the hall, there is a row of fierce Yin soldiers standing on both sides.

After passing through the forest of halberds and geese, we entered the inner hall. On the high platform in front of the inner hall, sitting on the Taishi chair, was the King of Hell, who was wearing yellow brocade and a crown, with a red face and an angry look. On both sides were eight handsome men and six men. The four great judges of Gong Cao are arranged in two rows.

The procession of the undead was lined up in the inner hall.

Niu-Tou MaMian took a step forward and knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, Niu-Tou MaMian was ordered to escort the 1534th batch of undead from the Ming Dynasty. The mission has been successfully completed. Please submit it for inspection!"

"What a successful mission?" The King of Hell snorted coldly, his eyes instantly became sharp, and he slapped the gavel tree hard on the Eight Immortals table.

"How did you two complete the mission successfully? The king asked you to arrive at Youshi, and what time is it now? It's Zushi! My two great masters are different!"

The bull-headed horse's face was red, his head lowered, and he was silent. He wanted to explain something, but it seemed unnecessary.

I explained that I had no way to defeat the Son of Heaven in my previous life, which delayed him for a lot of time. Are you just doing it for a living? Explain that you have tricked the pretended Po Meng and killed some undead. What is the use of your head?

I can’t say it! It would only be shabby to say it.

The King of Hell, on the other hand, became more and more energetic as he spoke, and slapped the wall hard again: "You bastard, I just launched a new life movement of 'strive to be the first' in the underworld last week, requiring that work must be completed with high quality and quantity. You They just knew the law and broke the law. What else is this but blatantly playing against me? My dear friends, what are you waiting for? Come on, let me drag these two rebellious guys down and beat them up again!"

As soon as the King of Hell gave an order, several wolf-like and tiger-like Yin soldiers pounced on the bull-headed horse's face.

"Hey, Your Majesty, you can't do it, you must not do it!" Suddenly, an urgent voice sounded.