A team of undead people traveling from the human world to the underworld walked lonely and desolate on the road to the underworld.
An extremely beautiful flower blooms on both sides of Huangquan Road. This kind of flower blooms without leaves, and the leaves are not visible. The flowers and leaves are from the same root but grow side by side. They don't see each other. They miss each other and cherish each other forever. People call it the other side flower. .
The flower of the other shore is a flower that voluntarily falls into hell. It is also the most poignant, charming and gorgeous flower in the world. It is the only scenery and color on this long road to the underworld.
It is known as the "Road of Fire" because it is as red as fire. It blooms on both sides of Huangquan Road. From a distance, Huangquan Road looks like a road paved with blood.
The undead were escorted by the evil spirits with bull-headed and horse-faced faces, walking on this road illuminated by fire, and arduously marching step by step towards the Hell of the Netherworld.
"Holy shit, have you made a mistake? The emperor of the world is so worthless when he goes underground. Without the dragon chariot, he is just a sweaty horse! Just practicing iron feet like this is nothing. If you don't look down on people like this, Yes." A voice in the undead team shouted sadly.
Niu Tou, who was responsible for escorting the undead, looked around and saw a guy with angular eyebrows, a crimson face, and a thin face. He suddenly got angry and waved his magic wand and shouted: "Okay! What a shameless guy, who do you think you are! You are the emperor on earth, and I am the Jade Emperor in heaven! If you want to ride on a dragon chariot or a bloody horse, you must try my magic wand first!" He shouted! Once you have finished applying the wand, wave it away.
The power of the magic wand is not in vain. The lethality can be said to be extremely huge and terrifying to the extreme. In an instant, the faces of the undead in the team changed drastically, and each of them was so scared that their eyes turned green.
There is a saying spread on the road to hell, if you are completely destroyed in body and soul, and there is no scum left, it must be the action of the bull-headed magic wand.
But the ungrateful little thin-faced man just stood in front of the bull head with his neck stiffened and his blood-red eyes staring: "What, you want to hit someone? If you have the ability, you can hit him! If you don't hit him, he will be raised by a turtle!"
Niutou was furious, and when he saw that the magic wand was about to land on the little thin-faced head, someone unexpectedly grabbed him.
Niu Tou looked sideways and saw that it was his colleague Ma Mian who was grabbing his belongings.
"Brother Niutou, stop the fire, stop the fire!" Ma Mian frowned and said, "Have you forgotten about escorting the souls of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains last time?"
"What happened last time when we escorted the souls of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains?" Niutou immediately turned pale when he heard this. Even if he didn't remember his parents' names, he couldn't forget that!
He still remembered that the last time he escorted the souls of the Tang Dynasty in the Central Plains, there was a fat guy with a straight nose, round brows, who also claimed to be the emperor, and he always refused to obey. If the horse-faced brother hadn't stopped him, he would have almost done something to him. Too thick.
What was the result?
When we arrived at the Hall of the King of Hell, my dear, the Nine-fifth-year-old King of Hell actually came down the stairs and bowed down to greet me.
Niutou was surprised and asked about it. This man was Li Shimin, the best emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Not only that, Li Shimin's previous life was actually Emperor Ziwei! Emperor Ziwei is one of the Four Emperors of Taoism, and his status in Taoism is very high, second only to the Jade Emperor! In addition to his extremely high status, Emperor Ziwei also had great power. He was mainly responsible for helping the Jade Emperor handle various government affairs in Heaven. The King of Hell is just a department manager under the company, and his status and power are not as good as Emperor Ziwei! Li Shimin was the Emperor Ziwei who came down to earth to experience.
As soon as Li Shimin made a small report, well, Niutou's appearance would be miserable! Not only was he punished with a year's salary deduction, but he also had to clean the imperial toilets in the underworld for a whole month.
What's even more tragic is that it also caused Ma Mian to make a profound self-examination.
Thinking of those miserable days of chewing sauerkraut, eating steamed buns, and smelling the smell of urine, Niutou almost wanted to cry. The only thing to blame was his poor vision.
After being reminded by Ma Mian, Niu Tou remembered the bad thing about the old millet and rotten sesame seeds. It is often said that a person cannot fall into the same pit twice, and the same is true for ghosts, so he had to take back his magic wand angrily. .
Niutou Mamian thought that they had settled the matter and the team could set off again, but they were wrong.
The little thin-faced boy saw that there was nothing he could do to him, and his request was not met, so he jumped even more happily.
"You don't have a dragon chariot, right? You don't have a bloody horse, right? I've already expected that in this wretched place like yours, there won't be anyone with the kind of high-quality goods that I have in the Ming Dynasty! Forget it, I might as well do as the Romans do and lower my travel standards. You two can find someone to carry me away!"
"Looking for someone to carry you away? You son of a bitch, you have such a big tone! Let's not care about whether you are the emperor of the world, even if you are, so what? You will still be an undead in the underworld, no different from ordinary undead, so what are you showing off? What a bad score!"
As soon as he heard the words of Little Slim Face, the bad-tempered Niu Tou was furious. He was about to step forward to get angry, but was gently pulled down by the horse's face, and then he calmed down knowingly.
It’s time to get started right away.
"Brother, may I ask what your name is?" Ma said with a smile on his face. As soon as Lao Ma appeared on the scene, he was indeed extraordinary, and he suddenly shortened the distance between him and the little thin face.
"I won't change my name or surname. If I say it, I'll scare you to death! I am the majestic Emperor Zhengde of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Houzhao!" said the thin-faced man angrily.
"Wow, wow, wow, it is indeed the emperor Yao and Shun, with majestic majesty and flying dragons in the sky. I have admired him for a long time, admired him for a long time!" Ma Mian handed over his editor, seizing the opportunity to flatter him.
"Oh, Emperor Zhu, here's the thing. We in the underworld have a travel date just like you in the human world. The King of Hell requires our team to arrive at the Palace of the King of Hell before dawn. If we delay our journey, the King of Hell will definitely raise an army to punish us. No one can afford it then! I think you should just make do with it and leave!"
"Let's just make do with it! What nonsense are you talking about!" Zhu Houzhao said loudly.
"Don't forget that I am a dignified emperor in the human world. Even if I become an undead and walk on the road to hell, I cannot lose my status. I must also perform my duties!"
"What should we do? What should we do?" Ma Mian jumped anxiously.
Zhu Houzhao's stage show really made him miserable.
As a secret agent appointed by the King of Hell in the underworld, I and Niutou naturally cannot lower themselves to carry this undead emperor who is difficult to shave his head, otherwise it will be a joke on the world of hell, but if he doesn't carry it, who among the undead will be willing to carry this guy?
Just when the horse was scratching its head, there is really no end to the ghost's path. A skeleton with only a skeleton left came out of the undead team. He bowed down and saluted Zhu Houzhao and said: "Your Highness, Liu Jin, is loyal. No, even though His Highness misunderstood the slander and the envoy suffered a lot, I am still willing to serve His Highness for the last time!"
It seems that this skeleton has good intentions, but Zhao Riyue was unexpectedly kicked by Zhu Houzhao: "You damn bastard, I have not wronged you. What you did was corrupt, perverted the law, illegally amassed money, and harmed loyal people." Isn’t it enough? I feel like I’ve soiled my body by letting you carry it!”
I didn’t expect that someone who is difficult to shave would be really difficult to serve! At this moment, Ma Mian felt the same emotion as Niu Tou.
It's good if someone is willing to carry him, but I didn't expect him to be picky. What kind of medicine is this guy selling in his gourd?
Ma Mian suppressed his temper and couldn't help but stepped forward and asked.
"Who wants that old man to carry it? Besides, it's still missing parts. I want a beautiful girl to carry it, a beautiful girl to carry it!"
When he mentioned the beauty, the boy licked his lips and swallowed his saliva. He looked as vulgar as he wanted.
Zhu Houzhao had no advantages but numerous shortcomings. One of the outstanding shortcomings was that he liked to be served by others, especially his concubines.
Ma Mian thought that this boy's vision was good, but the batch of dozens of Ming Dynasty undead escorted today were all big men, so how could there be any beautiful girl to make him look down on?
As soon as Ma Mian mentioned his worries, Zhu Houzhao waved his hand, "Mr. Ma, you are worrying too much. I know there are girls in our team!"
"What? There is a woman in this undead team disguised as a man? Does this kid have perverted piercing eyes like Superman?" Ma Mian thought it was simply unbelievable.
Then I saw a playful smile on the corner of this kid's mouth, walked straight to a handsome young man in the undead team, and pulled the scarf on his head.
