Chapter 2 [Warning! warn! 】

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Why is it called "哐哐" exercise?

Because when you exercise, it’s really like “哐, 哐, 哐…”

I saw Uncle No. 1 with his hands on his hips, his head aimed at a tall locust tree and he knocked on it.

As time goes by, the uncle's hair became bald and the bark of the tree became bare.

Not to be outdone, Uncle No. 2 placed his feet on the supine board and smashed his whole body downwards.

Others asked if it was okay, and the old man smiled confidently with shiny dentures.

Uncle No. 3, with veins popping out, turned the ball stone pier upside down and rotated it several times with brute force.

Then he took out an iron whip and whipped him, as if he had returned to his childhood herding days.

Uncle No. 4...

Lu Yi felt that if this place turned into a zombie nest, it should not be called "Withered Body", but "Morning of the Gods"!

"Good morning, Uncle Wang!"

"Good morning!"

"Xiaoyi, are you going out? Let's have a workout together?"

"It can't be done, I'm... weak!"

"Haha, it's hard for this old Li Toujing to do anything to the young man!"

Although the environment of this old and broken small house is not very good, the neighbors are very enthusiastic.

Everyone has lived here all their lives.

get along well.

And everyone also likes Lu Yi and Lu Xiaoman.

After all, few young people want to live here and keep their company.

【Ding! 】

[The host remains calm in the face of danger and passes through the first-level zombie lair "Withered Body"! 】

[Experience +13, Points +110! 】

Oops!

I didn’t expect that just one trip from here would yield a lot!

Lu Yi noticed.

Some of these gentlemen are LV.1 muscle experts, while others are LV.2 old men.

And the highest level.

It’s Uncle Zhang who can whip a stone pier like a top——

LV.3 old naughty boy!

It seems that when passing through this zombie lair, the system determined that it had interacted with all the zombies.

That’s why there are so many rewards!

However, according to the system rules studied previously.

Each zombie and each zombie lair can only trigger rewards once a day!

Otherwise, he would go back and forth a few more times and ascend directly from the same place!

【warn! warn! 】

[The LV.4 Corrupted Corpse Hunter and his minions LV.3 Sun-Tian Mad Dog appear in front of the host. The situation is extremely dangerous. Please escape as quickly as possible! 】

Lu Yigang was about to leave the community.

The system immediately popped up a scarlet warning message.

At the same time, there was a sharp popping sound in my ears.

No matter how you look at it, the situation is much more dangerous than before!

Lu Yi couldn't help but feel a little nervous.

His expression was solemn, and his palms turned white when he squeezed them.

I saw only fifty or sixty meters ahead.

A two-year-old kid wearing a diaper and a line of runny nose on his face was playing with golden plasticine with his teddy puppy.

No, that's not right!

That's not plasticine, that's...

vomit!

Because not many people in the community pay property fees all year round, the property has been in a state of semi-paralysis.

Even the sanitation is only cleaned every few days.

The little kid got excited about playing with his little teddy, picked up a lump of "plasticine" and ran towards Lu Yi.

Running and throwing at the same time!

"Big brother! Big brother!"

"Let's play together!"

The smile on the little kid's face was innocent.

But the clear snot on his face and the "plasticine" in his hand made him wake up instantly!

"Stand there! Don't come over!"

"If you dare to take another step, I will sell you to the mountains!"

"Woo, ow! Wow—!"

"Woof woof woof!"

"Whoops, shut your plasticine-eating mouth!"

Lu Yi said something harsh to the person and the dog in front of him.

The little kid suddenly burst into tears.

Teddy also lowered his head and whimpered and turned around.

【Ding! 】

[The host is majestic from all sides and defeats the LV.4 fallen corpse-hunting demon! 】

[Experience +30, survival points +300! 】

【Ding! 】

[The host is majestic from all sides and defeats the LV.3 Sun-Tian Mad Dog! 】

[Experience +15, survival points +150! 】

Lu Yi was speechless about the system.

I bullied the little kid and the little teddy to tears.

You call this eight-sided prestige?

But these two little things can do it!

It turned out to be a high-level zombie from the doomsday period a year later!

Uncle Zhang, who plays Shidun, is only at LV.3. Unexpectedly, he is only at the same level as a dog!

"Okay, stop crying!"

"Come on, big brother, can I give you a lollipop?"

Lu Yi got into the nearby store and avoided the little kid's "mission blow"!

I bought two lychee-flavored lollipops by the way.

"Suck slip~suck slip~"

"It's so delicious! Thank you, big brother!"

When the little kid saw the lollipop, he immediately stopped crying.

Heartless and very easy to coax!

"Big brother!"

"Then let's play together now, okay?"

The little kid said.

He casually took out two lumps of "plasticine" from his diaper.

"Fuck!"

"No, kid, just play with the dog!"

Lu Yi covered his nose and slipped away, hurriedly leaving the community.

The child saw that he was left behind.

He cried "Wow wow" again.

The voice is so loud that it cuts through gold and cracks rocks!

"Who! Made our house smelly and make us cry!"

"Don't let me find you!"

"Smelly, come up quickly, you're going to cry!"

"As useless as your father!"

Between the buildings in the community, a woman's sharp yelling came from nowhere.

Although no one could be seen, the sound kept echoing.

Fortunately, Lu Yi escaped in time.

If this was discovered, he would be scolded and unable to leave the house for three days!



【warn! warn! 】

[The host is about to enter a zombie-dense area, please cover yourself to avoid exposure! 】

Lu Yi looked at the busy pedestrian street in front of him with people coming and going.

Went straight in.

And I still choose to walk through crowded places or stores.

【Ding! 】

[Incredible, the host didn’t alert the zombies! 】

[Experience +5, survival points +40! 】



【warn! warn! 】

[The host has attracted the attention of the LV.2 Pink Skull. Please find a way to escape as soon as possible. No fierce fighting will occur until absolutely necessary! 】

Next to Lu Yi, a woman dressed in voluptuous clothes and with a curvy front and back looked at her flirtatiously, "Young handsome boy, would you like to have a drink with your sister?"

She pointed to a hidden restaurant in the back. It was obvious that the bartender was doing business.

"Abba! Abba, Abba, Abba!" Lu Yi pointed to his ears, shook his head, and made random gestures.

The woman rolled her eyes and went to look for her next prey.

【Ding! 】

[The host is wise and brave, avoiding the LV.2 red pink skeleton! 】

[Experience +1, survival points +10! 】



【warn! warn! 】

[The host is about to encounter a zombie wave, please find a bunker, hide on the spot, and wait for the zombie wave to subside before looking for a way out! 】

Lu Yi looked up at the traffic lights at the crosswalk.

"3, 2, 1!"

The green light turned on, and the crowds of people on the zebra crossing stepped up to pass.

【Ding! 】

[What a miracle, the host actually mingled safely among the zombies! 】

[Experience +11, survival points +100! 】



【warn! warn! 】



Lu Yi spent the day wandering outside.

[Warnings] are everywhere!

Let’s have a quick snack at noon, and the system says that the chef is a LV.2 human butcher;

Buy toys in a small store, the system here is the zombie lair "Clown Trap";

I went to the supermarket to buy some snacks, and the system said there was going to be a zombie riot in the egg discount area;

Buying some vegetables at the vegetable market, the system said it would be great to be able to collect fresh ingredients as a host...