Chapter 4: My wife gave birth

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The consequence of Lu Huai's doing this was naturally to anger Su Nian.

Without saying a word, she picked up the mop and dragged it across the toilet, chasing after Lu Huai and beating him in front of the wise man behind her.

"Lu Huai, if I don't show off my power, you think I'm Hello Kitty! Are you tired of your leisurely life and want to find some excitement in your life?"

"Okay, okay, I am a good person and I will help you!"

Lu Huai was hit several times and smelled the smell of shit on his body. He vomited while running: "Ugh! Ji Yao, I was wrong! I was wrong!"

The speed with which he admitted his mistake by slipping to his knees was astonishing, but his legs were not idle either.

This original person was just a petite little girl. She didn't have much strength, so chasing her with a mop was naturally a bit difficult.

Lu Huai hid behind Niubi Lao Dao, quietly handed him a card, and whispered: "Master! Get this scary person!"

The old man accepted the money and took a brave step forward.

Su Nian also stopped, panting but not losing her momentum. She sneered: "Okay, let me see how the master recruits people!"

Without hesitation, she swung the mop towards the old man's face.

Instantly, there was a roar from the other side.

She took advantage of the victory and hit the two of them with the mop.

Running around, like a mouse being chased by a cat, looking awkward and funny.

"Click..."

The mop is broken.

But she fiercely picked up the mop with one hand and the wooden stick with the other, threw Lu Huai to the ground, and filled his mouth with toilet mop water.

"Ugh, uh! Kill me, Ji Yao, what's the point of torturing me like this?"

Lu Huai suddenly missed the gentle Ji Yao from before, at least she wouldn't stuff a mop that smelled like a toilet into his mouth.

If I had known earlier, I would have obeyed her that night.



Su Nian tied him up, set up a camera, and then looked at him silently.

Lu Huai seemed to be in trouble, and said helplessly: "Ji Yao, what are you going to do?"

She fiddled with the camera and said nonchalantly: "Of course, I'm going to show your Miss Bai Yueguang how you look when you let me play around with you."

Sure enough, when it came to Bai Yueguang, Lu Huai became the Roaring Emperor again: "You are not allowed to hurt her! No!!"

He twisted wildly and moved towards her quickly, as if he was desperate.

Su Nian kicked him without hesitation: "Silly donkey, you're a man, why are you engaging in female competition? You see clearly, you are the one who was beaten up by me. You should have a more useful brain!"

Lu Huai's squirming body froze, and he glared at her fiercely: "You vicious woman! You didn't even have a chance to lift Ayun's shoes! Ayun will definitely feel distressed to death when she sees me like this!"

Bai Yueguang doesn't know whether she feels distressed or not, but people are always the same, they love new things.

The first step is to seduce Bai Yueguang back.

She smiled and took out the things in her hand, and said cutely in her voice: "Husband, I will take good care of you~"

A moment a moment...

Waves of unspeakable shouts came from the bedroom.

The pain was mixed with a hint of excitement.

One by one, the servants in the villa poked their heads in the direction of the master bedroom.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, the little couple is having so much fun!



Su Nian never expected that Lu Huai, a poor grandson, would dare to call the police?

Isn’t it agreed that all the male protagonists in Ba Zong’s literature are lawless?

Did you learn to call the police?

This is very unscientific!

living room--

She looked at Lu Huai who was behind the police uncle, with a hint of guilt and hurt in her eyes.

Somewhat shyly, he said to the police: "I'm sorry, we like to play tricks. This time I accidentally hit a little harder, and my husband got angry."

She put the "criminal tools" on the coffee table and handed her marriage certificate to the police.

The police officer lowered his head. Those "committing tools" were indeed toys and did not pose a danger.

The sincerity on her face stung Lu Huai.

"She obviously hit me with those things! There are also some things! It hurt me to death!"

"Hurry up and arrest her! Lock her up for ten days and a half! I want a divorce!"

Lu Huai had a plan to dismantle him, and she had a bridge across the river.

She called her grandma. Under Lu Huai's horrified eyes, she choked and said:

"Grandma, I was playing a little trick with Lu Huai, but I accidentally used too much force and hurt him."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu He called the police and wants to divorce me. Ouuuuuuu, grandma, what should I do?"

Several police officers were also very embarrassed. This was a little fun between husband and wife, and they had nothing to do with it!

They wanted to leave, but Lu Huai grabbed him so hard that they almost died.

"Please! She will definitely torture me as soon as the police officers leave! She is such a devil! She also forced me to read Rose Flower Murder Quotations in the middle of the night! She even crushed the mice into pieces and used them as flower fertilizer! I was so scared that I was full all night long. The roses in the yard have been replaced by tulips, it’s really terrible!”

He wailed, feeling shameless now. He was really afraid. This woman was very capable of fighting.

He really wants a divorce!

Will she die if I file for divorce?

Why is there a cooling-off period in divorce?

A police officer watched it and told the team leader: "It's about a woman who kills her husband and turns her husband into a rose."

The captain turned to look at Su Nian with a serious face. This didn't look like fun between husband and wife.

And the person who reported the crime looked really scared.

Su Nian didn't panic at all, tears fell from her eyes: "I, I just like watching horror movies. If Ah Huai doesn't like it, I just won't watch it. You don't have to shovel all the roses I like. She still makes a fuss about this matter, I know she likes tulips."

Lu Huai: "You fart!"

She ignored Lu Huai's incompetent rage and explained to the police officer helplessly: "My grandma set us up together. I know that A Huai has someone he likes, but the deal is done. Although life is bumpy, you have to get on with it. You To say that we two have no feelings at all..."

She glanced at Lu Huai, lowered her head shyly, and whispered, "You can't play with these things if you don't have feelings."

Lu Huai was angry. Isn't this lying?

"Who played those games with you! You were the one who tied me up!"

The policeman took a look at his strong body and his looming abdominal muscles under the slightly tight clothes, and then looked at Su Nian, who was delicate and frail, with red eyes from crying.

It was a bit hard to break down for a while.

There are families living in Bengbu. Who knows, a delicate and frail little girl is forced to fall in love with a muscular man who is 1.9 meters tall?

The policeman couldn't help laughing.

Lu Huai roared: "Why are you laughing! Isn't it ridiculous!!"

Policeman: "I'm sorry, my wife gave birth today."

This reason for lying down made another policeman stop and laugh too.

Lu Huai was confused: "Your wife also gave birth?"

Policeman: "No, my wife is pregnant."

Lu Huai: "..."

He suddenly felt powerless and powerless. Why didn't everyone believe him? This woman is terrifying!