She glanced at the bodyguard and smiled coldly. Hechu was acting as the doorkeeper beside her, right?
He looks like a pretty boy, which is an insult to the door god.
"Hey, we husband and wife are talking about some sexy and private things, do you want to listen?"
When Lu Huai heard this, his face turned even darker and he roared angrily: "Ji Yao! Who has any dirty secrets with you? Isn't it disgusting?"
The male protagonist's eyes that were resistant to death and filled with disgust deeply hurt Su Nian's titanium dog eyes.
Hey?
I still don’t dislike you, the crazy old man, for being crazy in the first place?
Dislike her?
How many dishes are there for a meal? How dare you?
In anger, Su Nian walked towards Lu Huai with a smile and lifted up his quilt with lightning speed.
Pull open his pants!
Soft and considerate.
She flicked it with her hand and looked at him frivolously: "Hey, it's not bad."
Lu Huai's veins popped out in anger, and he shouted angrily: "Get out! Get out! Die!"
She looked at the incompetent and furious Lu Huai coldly with disdain.
Who on earth likes this kind of lunatic?
She turned her head and looked at the bodyguard gently and seriously: "Aren't you leaving yet? Do you want to see me comfort your boss?"
The bodyguard looked horrified and ran out quickly.
Help! These two couples are stunning! Money is hard to make and shit is hard to eat!
After the bodyguards went out, she pulled up the quilt of Madam and covered him.
She rolled her eyes silently: "It's so ugly, disgusting, and vomiting. I even vomited out the last night's meal."
Lu Huai: "..."
No, who is the victim?
She smiled gently and looked at Lu Huai's feet from the corner of her eye——
socks on.
The bodyguard probably bought it new for him.
"Husband~ Why did you scream so loud just now? You scared me, maybe my heart is not good~"
"ah?"
Lu Huai was speechless, why did he die like this? It's scary at first glance.
Su Nian immediately changed his face, quickly took off his socks and stuffed them into his mouth with a ferocious look on his face!
While stuffing it, give him a few slaps.
"Call you louder!"
"You have a bad mouth!"
"I told you to throw the kettle at me!"
"I told you to lock the door to protect me?"
"How dare you!"
"Are you going to die?"
Lu Huai was stunned from the beating at the beginning, then angry later, and finally numbed by the beating, shaking his head crazily in repentance.
Su Nian smiled coldly and started a new round of attacks:
"Tell you to repent!"
"I'm calling you an afterthought!"
"Don't you know the ABC numbers in your mind?"
"How dare you change rooms?!"
…
After slapping her for more than a dozen times, she exerted all her strength. Lu Huai's face was swollen like a pig's head, with red marks all over his face.
Su Nianqing lifted Lu Huai's chin with one finger, feeling happy.
"Why don't you resist, hubby~"
Lu Huai: "..."
The nurse was afraid that he would move around while sleeping, so he tied a strap on him.
Of course Su Nian knew this, she laughed so happily, and whispered evil words in his ear: "Lu Huai, if I hadn't discovered that you had a pneumothorax, you would have died on the mountain long ago, and you can still yell at me here. Yelling? I advise you not to repay your kindness, otherwise I will let you know why the flowers are so red."
…
Lu Huai didn't see why the flowers were so red, but she did.
After Lu Huai was discharged from the hospital, he planted a sea of roses in the small garden on the top of the mountain. They were red and beautiful.
Ever since the two had a "friendly" "communication" while in the hospital, Lu Huai had become obviously more honest, but his eyes seemed to have been tempered with poison, and he would hide in the dark exchanges and stare at her from time to time.
Obviously, this sea of flowers was not planted for her. Lu Huai hummed subconsciously while watering the flowers, looking in a good mood.
When he turned around and saw her, she changed into a dark crawling form.
Su Nian was very happy and liked to see his face change.
Ridiculous!
So she would stand by the window from time to time, drinking tea and watching Lu Huai perform his facial expressions.
When she was going to bed at night, she and Lu Huai squeezed into the same room and played the movie "Rose Flowers Murder".
Watching the male protagonist in the movie being broken into pieces and turned into flower fertilizer, the hostess smiled tenderly and watered the flowers. If she hadn't known that the flower fertilizer was her husband, she would have thought she was so gentle and beautiful.
Lu Huai: "..."
Silently he took the quilt away and covered his head.
Su Nian pretended to be surprised: "Husband, you don't want to make me into flower fertilizer, do you?"
She smiled gently, and Lu Huai looked back, and for a moment he felt that the movie had broken through dimensions and become reality!
The smiles of the two overlapped, even the corners of their mouths were curved to the same extent!
"Ah! Why are you watching horror movies so late at night!"
Lu Huai can't stand it anymore!
This happened every day, and I was beaten by her for a week. I didn't dare to resist at all.
She didn't dare to talk even when she was sleeping in the same bed with him, but fortunately she didn't do anything, but why did she scare him with a movie? Wow.
Didn't he just yell at her and smash a kettle that day? Didn't this hit?
He will pluck all the flowers tomorrow!
Plant tulips instead!
…
The boss was so efficient that the rose garden was razed to the ground the next day.
But it seemed that Lu Huai had discovered something. He squatted on the ground in silence for a long time before looking back.
Sure enough, Su Nian met his gaze and raised the juice in her hand.
He couldn't see Su Nian's expression, but he guessed it must be playful and excited.
In an instant, a cold breath filled his back.
Gan! Ever since she failed to drug him, she started to become ghastly and terrifying!
She can actually hit people!
It hurts all the time!
Su Nian thought, with Lu Huai in this state, it was time to call Bai Yueguang to open the Shura field.
In the field where he often stopped, she buried the "mouse puzzle", which was the most beautiful rose.
It is also the reddest and most gorgeous rose.
Lu Huai planted tulips, but he flattened the field of roses that had grown the most beautiful before and laid them with floor tiles.
——
He stood in the entrance hall, carrying a small box, with a complicated look on his face, and made a request coyly: "I'm going on a business trip for a week. Ji Yao, please help me take care of the garden."
Su Nian nodded and agreed readily: "Of course, I will make it drive better."
This was fine to say, but in Lu Huai's heart, it reminded him of those weird "flower fertilizers".
He hesitated to speak, and finally said "It's up to you" and ran away as if running away.
Su Nian looked at the villa without Lu Huai, and instantly felt that half the fun was missing.
Sure enough, the best way to conquer a man is to use force to make him submit.
Look at the heroes of Liangshan, who wouldn’t be acquainted without fighting? Only by fighting can we get along as equals, right?
Equality is achieved by force.
She was still thinking happily, waiting for the heroine to come back, a love triangle would break out, and she would take this opportunity to get a divorce.
It would be great if the three of them could live together peacefully for a while.
Until Lu Huai came back, she had to sigh that he was worthy of being our male protagonist, the first in troublemaking.
Lu Huai pointed at her excitedly and shouted: "She! She is a monster! She is possessed by a ghost! Master, please take her in!"
