(Warning before reading: She is a real cub, a coward, and a little waste. The heroine’s mind will gradually be assimilated by her body’s age, and her speech will start from babbling.)
"Don't kill me - I don't want to die -"
"puff--"
"The devil, it's the devil, run quickly..."
There was panic up and down the mountain. The scarlet sword shadow silently harvested lives. After identifying who it was, the white-bearded old man in mid-air looked horrified.
"Damn it, who is it? Who provoked this devil!"
"Don't retreat, stop him!"
"We can't stop it, sect master. The formation is broken and half of the disciples are already dead!"
"Let's run quickly, Master." He couldn't stop him.
"Let's go!" The old man took a few of his direct disciples with him and ran out of the mountain without looking back. However, when the master and disciples reached the halfway point, extremely cold murderous intent came from behind.
At that moment, without thinking, the old man grabbed a young disciple at hand and blocked him.
"Teacher..." Sir?
Blood mist exploded in the air, and a cold snort sounded like a death sentence.
The next moment, the old man's pupils, who thought he had escaped disaster, dilated, and a crackling sound came from his ears.
That was the sound of various magic weapons exploding on the old man's body.
The scarlet sword body, with a few drops of fishy blood, pierced the chest.
"boom!"
The world is completely silent, and all the shouts have gone away, "Don't—save me—"
"Ahhhh--Devil, kill you, kill you--"
"You have to die!"
"You will be punished! Devil! You will be punished -"
In the remaining light, the figures of the last dozen disciples bloomed and fell like fireworks one by one, and the world returned to nothingness.
A young black figure came out of nothingness, shook his sleeves, and held the scarlet blood-drinking sword.
Retribution? He looked at the blood-filled mountains and fields under his eyes, and the corners of his lips curled up sarcastically. The stinking blood was like a haze, slowly covering the world in front of him.
world! It’s quiet!
——
Su Li died suddenly!
After working overtime for half a month, she developed chest tightness, palpitations and other problems, and she had a vague premonition.
But the plan was not completed and it was difficult to find a job. She gritted her teeth and thought about holding on for a while until she could have a good rest during the holidays.
She collapsed on the workstation.
What does it feel like to die?
Even Su Li, who is now "suspected to be dead", has no say, because this memory seems to be blurred, and it is not even clear when she recalls it.
She even suspected that she was dreaming now.
after all--
When a good person dies, he will appear in a snow-white world, with his body easily jumping three feet high.
There was also a very large white cat standing in front of me.
Looking at the big snow-white fluffy cat in front of her that was "one, two, three, four" five heads taller than herself, Su Li let out a dreamy cry - "Wow!"
She couldn't help but reach out her paw and touch it because of her instinct as a shit-shovel official.
It’s tactile! Not a dream?
No, it should be a real dream!
Seeing that the big cat didn't respond, Su Li's stroking hand gradually became more and more unrestrained, and finally buried it into the thick, soft, and chicken-white big cat scarf, and rubbed it dreamily.
So delicious~
Even if you die, it's worth it!
"Meow~Dabao, are you here to pick me up~"
Su Li had a white cat when she was a child. Unfortunately, cats were raised in rural areas. In the end, the cat disappeared after being raised. Su Li was young at that time and could not be found. She cried twice and no one cared about her.
This matter will be buried in the depths of memory forever.
The white cat tilted his head and looked at her for a long time, as if confirming something.
Then, just like the cat she had been missing for many years, he rubbed his big soft cheek against hers and said, "Poop shoveler, labor and management have finally found you!"
Su Li: "Woo woo woo... Dabao..."
etc!
She struggled to free herself from the thick cat scarf, "Dabao? Are you a sperm?"
"Who is Dabao? Wait, have you secretly raised other cats outside while I haven't been around these years?"
The white cat's paws were lined up, its big fluffy tail stood up, and its big golden eyes stared at her sternly.
Then, he took a powdered nose and sniffed her!
The golden cat's eyes looked puzzled and sniffed again!
Finally, he reluctantly shook his tail arrogantly, "You can only have me and one cat, you know?"
"I will never acknowledge any cat you provoke in the mortal world! Meow!"
Su Li: 0-0
"Dabao?"
"I'm not Dabao! Who is Dabao! You can't even name me, etc..."
The white cat furred, then suddenly waved its paw, and a glittering golden scroll floated down. It looked carefully at the cat's eyes. It was probably a little short-sighted, and then took out a pair of gold-rimmed glasses from the air and put them on.
"One, two, three, four, five...seven, eight, nine, ten? Ten?"
"Why do you still have another life? It's been so long, why haven't you finished your tribulation yet?"
"Why are you so useless, you shovel shit!"
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Su Li held the cat's head with both hands, her face full of confusion and confusion, and even scratched the cat's head with her hands.
Wow! So soft!
The white cat felt very comfortable being scratched by her. It rubbed her paws and reacted immediately.
"Hurry up and go through the tribulation. How can you go back with me if you don't finish the tribulation! It will be very difficult for me to come down to you!"
"Um..." Su Li patted the cat's head flatteringly, "If you don't explain clearly, I won't understand what you are talking about, Master Cat?"
She touched it flatteringly, and touched it again, and touched it again.
The white cat hummed twice, but the cat's head lowered lower and lower, and finally reached the ground, wagging its tail happily.
"Forget it, I'm sorry you haven't recovered your memory yet, just listen to me!"
"Uh-huh."
Su Li sat obediently, petting the cat, and listening to the cat teach her a lesson. It took her a long time to finally understand that she was not a human being, but a god who had descended to earth and endured calamities. Oh no! She is a god!
are you crazy!
Su Li felt that this was a dream she had had. Maybe when she woke up, she would be lying on the hospital bed.
Facing hospital bills, landlord's reminders, Huabei's repayment reminders, and a destitute wallet.
Think so! It seemed that it would be better for her to die. Anyway, the family didn't care much about her extra daughter.
She died suddenly, and maybe she could get a compensation from the company to reduce the burden on her family.
So Su Li began to listen carefully to White Cat's popular science. She was a little god born and raised in Tianwai Tian. Because she had not practiced much, she had to descend to earth and live ten lives every thousand years.
In these ten lives, she generally has to go through some hardships, and she can only improve her miserable situation by doing good deeds. The more good deeds she does, the more she will cultivate after going through tribulations. Otherwise, she will be miserable in various ways, and she will still be the same after going through tribulations. The ghostly appearance before.
In her ninth life, she was too careless and didn't do many good things, so she died suddenly at a young age.
Su Li: Ah, I’m really sorry!
It turns out that it is not easy for gods to live these days. It is not just as simple as falling in love, but it also gives back to the world!
Su Li felt that she should still look the same when she goes back this time! Fortunately, it is said that this is a once-in-a-thousand-year catastrophe, and she can wait for a thousand years before going down to earth to be beaten.
A thousand years is also a long time! She thought seriously.
The white cat looked at her like a dead dog, "You really don't live up to expectations! Forget it, I'm here anyway, I should be able to give you a cheat sheet while Tiandao is taking a nap."
"Dabao, you are so kind!" Su Li threw herself into the cat's scarf with tears in her eyes.
The white cat slapped him away with his claws, "I'm calling you Shenmi, don't worry about that big treasure anymore, you hear me!"
Su Li:......
Great, she was sure this was her own cat!
The naming style makes it look like her cat.
"Sir~" Su Li shamelessly brushed against the cat again and patted the cat's head flatteringly.
"Back to the topic, you are still one life away. According to the calamity style prescribed by heaven, you will lose your memory after reincarnation. We don't know what will happen. Fortunately, time travel is popular in the world now. I have a stack of scripts here!"
The white cat waved its paw, and a pile of books fell from the sky, almost burying Su Li in it.
She struggled to get up, picked up the book on her face and read, "The domineering president falls in love with me?"
Picked up another book, "The cold-faced prince's concubine!!!"
Another one, "Snow White and Her Eighteen Heroes!!!!!"
Su Li wiped her face, "What the hell is this!"
"Pull through the book, don't you know? I know it all over the world in that dog place with poor Internet access in Tianwaitian. In order to promote the prosperity of the world of millions of people, the functions that Heavenly Dao has deliberately added with the times have been included in many literary works in the human world. Screen out the most popular works, and then throw in the unlucky ones... bah bah, Destiny's Child."
Su Li sat upright, "That's it!" She lowered her head and saw another book called "I Made My Ex-Husband Regret After Being Divorced".
Cough cough cough cough!
"So what should I do? Do I have to dress up in the book and be the heroine?"
"You have a beautiful idea. The heroine was appointed by God. The most I can do is let you choose a character that has nothing to do with the overall plot. You can spend your life as you should, and then find ways to be a good person and do good deeds, and accumulate some virtue. If you can climb from the bottom to the tenth after returning to Tianwaitian, it's not in vain for me to worry about you all this time!"
Su Li: It sounds very inspiring!
the last one! ! !
Stop scolding, don't scold, she knows she's wrong.
Su Li honestly selected scripts under the supervision of Baimao, because she could not choose the protagonist or important supporting roles, and could only find characters outside the eighteenth line. Su Li called them cannon fodder.
How can a cannon fodder have a good ending? She decided to find a character who would die early and be reincarnated, or die early and become a god. Let her return to the outer world for a while, and she would work hard next time.
After going through a lot of urban romance and ancient sadomasochism scripts, Su Li finally saw a few normal scripts, and after studying hard for who knows how many hours, she finally picked out a character she was satisfied with.
"That's it!" She slapped a copy of "After Time Travel, I Relyed on My Cooking Skills to Defeat Master Gao Leng" in front of the white cat.
"Although food articles and sweet pet articles have nothing to do with me, this kind of background can not only satisfy my dream of cultivating immortals, but also live up to my stomach. The most important thing is that this role is perfect for me."
Bai Mao squinted his short-sighted eyes to see, what role did Su Li choose?
"Are you serious?"
The white cat's glasses fell on the book and he washed his face with the cat's paw, "This character died at the age of five!"
"Isn't that just right? I was abandoned when I was born because I was born with no blood, but I had a good life and was adopted by a wealthy businessman in the world. The wealthy businessman's family has been doing good deeds for many years. I lived carefree until I was five years old and was targeted and killed by evil cultivators. It's dispensable. The background board, live easily and die happily, that’s it!”
Su Li agreed!
Ignoring Lord Shenmi’s cute expression of hatred for steel, and——
"You just want to be lazy and go back early" accusation.
Su Li acted coquettishly, acted cute, rolled around, hugged the white cat, and finally made the white cat agree to her request.
"But, I will send you there. It will take a long time to gather energy to find you next time. In the meantime, you can't regret it!"
"No regrets, no regrets!" Su Li promised, pointing to the sky and patting her chest.
Then, she was reduced to the situation of a baby floating alone on the river.
In the cold morning, on the cold river surface, all you can hear for a hundred miles is the whistling of the north wind and the chirping of birds.
Su Li: I have a little regret
In fact, she was not here as soon as she opened her eyes.
When she first regained consciousness, she was in a very antique and gorgeous room. It looked like she belonged to a very wealthy family, even though her body was like cannon fodder.
But before being abandoned, she was also a real second-generation fairy!
The handsome middle-aged man with two strands of moustache and a platinum hair crown looked at her indifferently, "Born with a terminal pulse? Are you sure?"
"Confirm, Master."
"Then there is no need to hesitate. How could I, the majestic leader of the Chaotian Sect, have such a useless daughter? Why not give her position to Yu'er? Madam, please give her some more medicine and let her faint for a while before she is discovered. This issue."
"Yes, Sect Leader!" The man responded, still a little hesitant, "Then Miss Second..."
"What is the second young lady? From now on there will only be the second young master, as for her!" The handsome middle-aged man looked at her face that looked similar to that woman's in disgust.
"Wangxue, Wangxue, how could you, the most talented female cultivator in the world of cultivation, give birth to such a useless daughter? She is not as qualified as Yu'er. I think you don't want to bear such a stain on yourself, right? !”
"Throw it to the human world. Throw it far away and don't be an eyesore. This kind of trash physique is only suitable for her in the human world!"
