Xu Lang smiled modestly and said: "A little knowledge, half a bucket of water."
Li Youzhi grasped the key point: "When you said you were a monk just now, did you become a disciple of a master from outside the world?"
"Yes." Xu Lang said sincerely, "My master is a reclusive foreign scholar, quite mysterious."
At this time, Zheng Ru didn't know what was going on, and looked at Xu Lang with wide eyes, wondering if this guy had drunk too much. He couldn't brag like this. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if Li Youzhi asked him to tell his fortune?
As soon as he thought of this, Li Youzhi started to ask: "That's it. How about you help me figure it out while you have time now?"
"You?" Xu Lang looked hesitant and said with a smile: "This... you are the county magistrate, so it's not appropriate for you to tell fortunes, right?"
Li Youzhi said: "What's inappropriate? The county magistrate is also a human being. Otherwise, you can help me look at my face first. If I'm right, I'll be rewarded heavily!"
It seemed that the words "must be heavily rewarded" had an effect. Xu Lang's eyes lit up and he said, "Well...well, if the words are not accurate, please don't take offense to County Magistrate Li."
"I definitely won't blame you, feel free to tell me." Li Youzhi was worried that this kid was too timid to speak, so he gave him a reassurance first.
This made Zheng Ru worried. Her hand under the table secretly pinched Xu Lang's thigh, meaning don't say anything. Li Youzhi would definitely be angry if she made a mistake.
But Xu Lang's hand grabbed her jade hand and squeezed it gently, and then said to Li Youzhi: "Okay, County Magistrate Li, please sit up straighter and give me a straight face."
Li Youzhi was very cooperative and immediately sat upright, facing Xu Lang without squinting.
Xu Lang looked at it carefully for a while, and suddenly his face became dark: "County Magistrate Li, with all due respect, you have been having a bad time recently."
Li Youzhi was startled: "Oh? Please explain in detail."
Xu Lang said: "Your Yintang is dark, the circles under your eyes are also dark, your eyes are cloudy, and your face is gray, which means that you are unsatisfactory in all aspects, especially in your career, you have encountered unprecedented obstacles!"
Li Youzhi was moved: "What exactly are these blocked undertakings?"
"Of course you got promoted." Xu Lang said: "You look official and have a high reputation, but you have been wandering around in Liuchuan for more than ten years, but you can't go any further. It's because you were blocked by some things. If you can’t find a way to eliminate it, I’m afraid you’ll have no choice but to go to the National People’s Congress for retirement.”
"Oh my God." Li Youzhi didn't believe it at first because Xu Lang was too young, but after what he said, he immediately became convinced. He picked up the Huazi on the table and handed one to Xu Lang, and asked : "Xiao Xu, please tell me in detail what is blocking it."
"This..." Xu Lang looked confused, scratched his head and refused to speak.
Seeing him like this, Zheng Ru suddenly felt blessed. A thought came to her mind, and she smiled and said: "County Magistrate Li, there is a rule in this line of work that my cousin works in, which is that he must receive a symbolic remuneration, otherwise he will not do it again in the future." It’s not allowed to do the math for others, haha.”
When Li Youzhi heard this, he immediately slapped his thigh: "Oh, look, I'm really... I'm sorry, Xiao Xu, I'll give it to you right now, just tell me the number."
Xu Lang glanced at Zheng Ru approvingly and said with a smile: "Well, it's up to you how much you want to give. This is just a rule. Please forgive me, County Magistrate Li."
Li Youzhi hesitated for a moment, then immediately took out the small bag next to him, opened it, took out two bundles of banknotes and put them in front of Xu Lang, and said with a smile: "I only brought 20,000 yuan with me when I went out this time. This is prepayment. I'll wait for you to help me look at it." It’s over, and there will be a heavy reward.”
"Thank you, County Magistrate Li." Xu Lang picked up the money and handed it to Zheng Ru unceremoniously, smiling: "Actually, Magistrate Li gave me too much, haha."
"No more, no more." Li Youzhi said: "Xiao Xu... ah no, Mr. Xu, if you can help me go further, my reward will not be less than one million!"
After saying that, he suddenly realized that he had let something slip. Zheng Ru was here, and she was also the deputy secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission!
Zheng Ru noticed that this guy glanced at her awkwardly, and smiled: "County Magistrate Li's family has a big business, and my wife's natal family is a big family. It only takes a minute to get one or two million."
"Haha, Secretary Zheng still knows my family's situation relatively well." Li Youzhi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this woman seemed to have turned a blind eye in order to make her cousin make a fortune.
After finishing speaking, Li Youzhi immediately urged Xu Lang: "Mr. Xu, please continue."
Xu Lang nodded: "County Magistrate Li, you can only get a rough look at your face. If you want to get a more detailed look, you must calculate your horoscope. If you don't mind, tell me your birth date and horoscope."
"Okay, okay, I don't mind, I don't mind." In order to get promoted, Li Youzhi wouldn't even blink if he was asked to cut off a piece of meat, let alone his birth date.
Xu Lang got a piece of paper and a pen from the waiter and started calculating according to the birthday mentioned by Li Youzhi.
For Xu Lang, calculating the horoscope was very simple. In order to see it more accurately, he also made a divination based on Li Youzhi's birth date.
Five minutes later, he looked up at Li Youzhi who was full of expectations and said, "County Magistrate Li, what's stopping you from taking further steps is a catastrophe!"
"Peach Blossom Tribulation?" Li Youzhi was shocked: "Please explain in detail."
Xu Lang pretended to be serious and said: "County Magistrate Li, the Peach Blossom Tribulation, to put it bluntly, it is the woman who is responsible for the trouble."
Li Youzhi was stunned. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then raised his head and asked awkwardly: "Then... where is the bad thing... which woman?"
Damn it, Zheng Ru despised her in her heart, it seems that this bastard has quite a few women!
Xu Lang stared at Li Youzhi and said, "The one who gave birth to a son for you and then was abandoned by you!"
Li Youzhi looked at Xu Lang in astonishment. After a while, he looked at Xu Lang nervously and asked, "Can you see this?"
Xu Lang asked, "What do you think?"
Li Youzhi smiled bitterly and then asked: "What will she do?"
Xu Lang said: "It's very troublesome for you to provoke this woman. It's not easy to get rid of her."
Li Youzhi said angrily: "Damn, this greedy bitch, I spent a lot of money on her, and now she says she wants to go abroad and wants me to give her 10 million. I really think I'm running a gold mine." Xu Sir, how do you think we can get rid of this scourge?"
Xu Lang said: "I don't know about this. You know her best and you should figure it out yourself. But there is one thing you have to pay attention to, that is, you can't kill anyone. Once you see blood, even the gods can't save you!"
Li Youzhi wiped his cold sweat and nodded quickly. He had indeed had the idea of killing someone just now, but now he had to give it up after hearing Xu Lang's warning.
Xu Lang sighed secretly in his heart, thinking that this guy is really nothing. If he is allowed to remain in the position of county magistrate, he will be very sorry to the people of Liuchuan.
Thinking of this, Xu Lang decided to scare him first and make him feel scared before making any calculations.
