Chapter 35: Not a very professional video blogger

Style: Romance Author: Hidden Demon in the Golden HouseWords: 2470Update Time: 24/02/20 14:26:58
Drive for several hours.

Zhang Xiaoan finally arrived at the Erlong Mountain Primeval Forest Reserve before sunset.

It is listed as a key protected area by the country, and every entrance into the mountain is guarded by professional law enforcement officers.

When you meet someone who wants to go into the mountains, you will immediately persuade them to go back.

So Zhang Xiaoan parked the car in a small town a few kilometers away and flashed into the primeval forest.

"Squeak...squeak..."

The sound of Zhang Xiaoan stepping on broken branches was very harsh in the silent forest.

He looked up.

Tall trees block out the sky and the sun.

The location he was in now was deep in the primeval forest, where there was no sunlight all year round, and the air around him was cold and damp.

If an ordinary person came here, the surrounding scene alone would kill him half to death.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoan was walking in the forest, silently took out his mobile phone that had lost its communication function, and turned on the video recording function.

He pointed the camera at the dense jungle ahead.

"Hello everyone, I am still the longevity gentleman that you have been looking forward to."

"I read your messages, and I disappoint you. I'm not dead. I'm sorry, everyone..."

"After three years, we finally met again."

"This is also my first time in the restricted area of ​​Erlong Mountain's primeval forest after three years."

Zhang Xiaoan would record a video every time he came to the virgin forest to collect herbs, edit it and upload it to a short video platform.

He is not a professional short video blogger, he can even be said to be a very amateur.

Of course, this is just a hobby of his when he is bored.

The update is very Buddhist.

He has only released a dozen videos in five years.

By exploring forbidden areas and teaching people how to survive, he gained more than 20,000 loyal fans, all of whom are adventure enthusiasts.

As he stopped updating for three years.

Fans thought he was dead.

I often go to his video comment area to leave incense and leave messages.

Seeing that even though he is a die-hard fan, he is quite filial, so he thought that he would take this opportunity of collecting herbs to update his fans with a video to say that they were safe.

After all, when I was bored back then, it was this group of people who spent time with me on the Internet.

"I know many people will ask me why I want to come to the Erlong Mountain Primeval Forest again."

"Don't worry, I won't tell you."

"But I still want to advise everyone, this forest is really dangerous, don't explore here easily."

"Otherwise you will be like the guy next to me and sleep here forever."

Zhang Xiaoan sounded serious and pointed the camera two meters away from him.

A dilapidated tent overgrown with weeds was pitched in a clearing.

Through the open tent curtain, one could see a decayed white skeleton lying inside.

Zhang Xiaoan stepped forward.

A badly deinked rag bag was found in the tent.

He rummaged around and found an ID card and some random small adventure equipment from the rag bag.

Zhang Xiaoan raised his mobile phone and pointed the camera at the ID card.

"The light is a bit dark, but you can still see the words clearly. If anyone knows this person in the comment section, please tell his family members."

"The body has rotted into bones, so I won't take a close-up for you, lest the family of the deceased see it and feel really sad."

After giving the corpse's ID card for half a minute, Zhang Xiaoan stood up and left.

"Let's move on and leave him alone."



Half an hour later.

After recording the video material for this issue, Zhang Xiaoan turned off the video.

After all, I'm not a professional. I'll edit two high-energy shots when I get back, stir up the fans' emotions a little, and just deal with them.

Mainly to prove that I am still alive and there is no need to take it too seriously.

Zhang Xiaoan moved on.

He smelled the aroma of medicinal herbs and followed the scent to a bush.

After searching hard for a long time, he finally found the medicinal materials he was looking for in the grass.

It is a bright red flower that has never been discovered in the outside world.

"Damn... I've finally found you. You're pretty good at hiding, right?"

Zhang Xiaoan cursed, picked the flowers, put them in his hands and looked at them carefully.

There are six petals in total, each petal is about the size of a thumb cap.

A skull pattern can be vaguely seen on the flower center on one side of the bottle cap.

That's right.

This is the ghost face fragrance that I am looking for.

This flower is a medicinal material bred from the remains of gods and only grows in the depths of the primeval forest of Erlong Mountain.

And the land under Zhang Xiaoan's feet was the mass grave after a battle of gods thousands of years ago!

Buried underground are the remains of tens of thousands of gods!

The remains of the gods have given birth to not only rare treasures such as ghost face incense, but also many rare medicinal materials that can bring people back to life.

The effect of ghost face incense can only be regarded as the lowest among many medicinal materials.

However, as a health-preserving medicinal material, ghost face incense can beat any health-preserving product on the market.

Just pick off a small piece of flower petal and soak it in water to drink. The effect can make a dying old man look young again.

It is a cure-all for all diseases.

It is especially effective in improving mental alertness.

After drinking a petal, I can recite addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within a hundred.

Memorizing pi to the last four digits is no problem!

I found the medicinal materials I needed.

Zhang Xiaoan didn't stay long in the virgin forest. He quickly flashed back to the car, then flattened the seat and started editing the video while lying down.

After shortening the video to fifteen minutes and leaving a few high-energy clips, he uploaded the video.

Then I received a call from Fang Moxuan.

"Hey, what's going on?" Zhang Xiao'an answered the phone and asked carelessly.

"I wonder if you died outside. You didn't even fart the whole day and didn't get a single call. I've been waiting for you to come back!" Fang Moxuan said fiercely on the phone.

"I was wrong, sister. I forgot to call you. Can you forgive me?"

"Eh..." Fang Moxuan was confused: "Why did you suddenly admit your mistake so quickly? Why don't you continue to be poor?"

"Because I'm going back soon..."

"And~ don't be a coward. Keep shouting. Didn't you say that you would throw me down when you came back and let me hug your waist first? Do you need me to give you a hand?"

"Tie yourself to a tree and let me beat you."

"Get out! Call daddy!"

"Mother……"

"Eh..." Fang Moxuan was confused again: "I asked you to call me dad. Why did you call me mom? What happened to you today?"

"Mom, I want to drink grandma..."

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"

A burst of laughter suddenly came from the phone, and Zhang Xiaoan didn't know which heroine had such a unique laugh.

But Fang Moxuan soon gave him the answer.

"Zhang Xiaoan, you want to die, right?! I'm turning on the loudspeaker, Feifei is still with me, can there be a stopper for your lousy mouth?!"

"Mom...Mom...I'm hungry, Mom...I want to eat grandma..." Zhang Xiaoan didn't take it seriously and called in a friendly voice.

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose..."

Yuan Feifei could hardly stop laughing.

Fang Moxuan was speechless: "Zhang Xiaoan, after you die, I will definitely donate your face to the national research to make bulletproof vests!"

"Donate to the underwear factory to make breasts. Post it, I am a man who likes to give women a sense of security."

"Goose goose goose goose goose..."

"Sister, hurry up and check on your Feifei. She seems to have a power leak..."